For the first wit hte April Fools ending please read here:
Min Hee: "I am sorry, but this behaviour is a violation of the fairness protocol, you know. That means that, like Olive last season, I have to give the three of you a Strike* each."
Odessa: "That brings the total of naughty Jetsetters up to 4."
???: "GUYS! ELIMINATION PICTURE HERE!!"
Odessa: "Time for Drama! Hahah!"
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Wendell: "What the fuck!"
Pearl: "......."
Pearl: "Oh Fudge Ukelele Chips Kebab!"
Wendell: "... I'm so sorry girl..."
Oliver: "... Another two bite the dust..."
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A handful of minutes later
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Jayda: "It's going to be okay..."
Iris: "No..."
Pearl: "... Sorry Iris..."
Hannes: "My run buddy!"
Pearl: "Sorry Hannes..."
Wendi: "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS RIGGED GAME?!"
Freya: "Sheesh Mareesh girl, you need to chill out or something!"
Wendi: "I CAN'T HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED! I CAN'T I CAN'T I CAN'T!!!"
Wendell: "Whoa Wen, calm down now!"
Iris: "Why you?"
Pearl: "... Blame the fucking Assassin."
Iris: "..."
Wendi: "... This is YOUR fault, you dumb MORON!"
Pearl: "I've HAD IT with you! Stop blaming me for your problems!"
Wendi: "Why would I, I'm not the imbecile here!"
Pearl: "Shut up for once! Bitch!"
Odessa: "Calm down now,Pearl and Wendi. The screen has broadcast the ways of the Assassin. It's time for you to come with me."
Wendi: "No!"
Odessa: "Yes."
Iris: "Wait!"
Odessa: "Whoa?"
Wendi: "Ugh, crybabies..."
Iris: "I- I just-.. I can't-"
Pearl: "Heeere... breath calmly Rissy..."
Iris: "... I just-... I just got out of my crisis-..."
Pearl: "I know.. I'm gonna miss you so much..."
Iris: "I'm gonna miss you more..."
Pearl: "... You gotta stay strong though.. Please..."
Iris: "....."
Pearl: "It's... it's not like I'm gone forever or anything. We'll be together again after 2 weeks most."
Iris: "That feel so long though..."
*Pearl kisses Iris on the forehead*
Odessa: "Aww, you finally kissed! Ready to go, Pearl?"
Pearl: "Sorry.. I have to go now."
Iris: "..."
*Pearl sighs*
Pearl: "Good luck Rissy..."
Wendi: "Grrrr..."
Min Hee: "Jetsetters, could I please have your attention for a minute?
This afternoon it's been a week since you all first met eachother in the Karin Dorpelaar Theater. During the past week you could have earned a total of §600.000 for the Jetsetter's stash, which in fact is §100.000 more than last season. The overall amount they gathered back then was §212.000, which was 42,4% if you do the math.
Min Hee: "On this season though you have managed to earn §217.000 the past week, which is §5.000 more... while this year's Assassin's stash has §95.000 extra in comparison to last season. With just 36,2% going to the Jetsetters for now, what's happened? Are the Challenges harder? Is the Assassin more effective? Or maybe you need to become a more trusting group together?"
Min Hee: "It was only a week ago that twenty of you were running around in the Netherlands, looking for merch and tickets. Fast forward one week, and six Jetsetters were sent packing already, with the seventh and eight to follow later that day. Fast forward another week... and at the most only 8 of you will be around to chase the Assassin."
Min Hee: "Do your bests, and try to aim for that 2 week mark. Good luck and lots of wisdom, getting to stay here will get harder once the Assassin ends the games of more Jetsetters.
You are free to go and do your own things again now."
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Side of the Road
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Odessa: "Well... Another two bite the dust. What do you think has convinced the Assassin to take you down today?"
Pearl: "... I have no clue.."
Wendi: "I do have a theory."
Odessa: "Let's start with Pearl."
Pearl: "Well... we're constantly bickering and we brought in so little money throughout the game. Why would the Assassin kick out players like that? I don't get it..."
Wendi: "Pfft!
Odessa: "It would seem like an odd choice indeed."
Pearl: "
Wendi: "It's obvious why us: Pearl is simply the most transparant idiot I've encountered in my life. It was so obvious that she'd never be picked to be the Assassin, so therefore she had to leave. And now I'm dragged down with her! I demand a recount!"
Odessa: "Sorry, no recounts. The Assassin's decision is final. But, per usual..."
Odessa: "Your ride to the airport will be in a comfy luxurious Ferrari!"
Odessa: "The 7th and 8 person to leave Jetset this season: Pearl Edgeworth and Wendi Ferris!"
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Diary Room
Diary Room
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Wendell: "Well... Guess I am on my own now. No more Wendi telling me what to do..."
*Wendell overthinks the situation he is in a bit*
Wendell: "... FREEDOM!!!"
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Bedroom
Bedroom
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*A beetle flies out of the ladder hole upstairs. Up and away from Jetset*
*Iris starts crying again a little*
* Hannes, Ethan, Kiki and Jayda's Rankings were handed in after the first Strike mark, without any extension requests. Reminder to the reallife players: You have a week to discuss the Ranking and hand it in. Make use of that time and don't wait until the last moment to contact your fellow players.
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End of Episode 8
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