Who is the murderer? A question which can now be answered with Diana Jones. However, there are still several clues strewn around the story which could've easily lead to Diana as the killer... They'll be publiced soon RIGHT NOW!!! Enjoy!
This title is from Episode 5 obviously... but what's what it seems?
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Well, . . .
The killer said it literally...
Yup! A literal admission that she was the one doing all the killing... But I'm wondering who of you noticed that already?
Clue 2: Seeing the murders
For this clue, lets recap how the murder were shown...
Murder 1, Thornton: We see him go to bed, thinking about how to appease Odessa after the horrible dinner. Then we see the killer euthanize him...
Murder 2, Stubing: We see him finding out who the killer is via the security camera's, after which the murderer comes in, bashes his head in the TV's, and then literally kick the light out of him...
Murder 3, Lawrence: We see him discussing how the killer is overdoing her job, after which she savagely beats him up, killing him...
Murder 4, Ayden: We see him show up to check after Lawrence warns the staff with his final breath, . The killer shoots a venomous dart at him, and also gives him her fair share of kicks and throws...
Murder 5, Tom Lee: We see Vincent getting Odessa to show her that Tom Lee has died *insert scratching noise here*
Wait?
Murder 6, Katja: We see her starting the ship again. Then the killer sneaks in, overpowers her and kills her by suffocation.
Back to Tom Lee. He is the only victim of Diana whose kill we did not see on screen... Does this mean something?
Yes, it does. His death is the 5th. And the number 5 revers to the killer...
As those who remember the signing up procedure might remember, every suspect on board was linked to a number from 1 to 12. The logic behind those numbers was the alphabetical order of the last names of these Sims. (Tom Lee Casby was 1, Janett Dean was 2, etc.) Diana Jones was number 5, and the fifth death being different than the others was symbolizing the fact that the killer had a different role than the other people on board...
Clue 3: Cruisal Council voting
At the revelation of the votes, they were announced like "the very first vote" or "forth vote is for". And, as you might've expected, vote number 5 is the odd one out.
Note how this vote number was written with an actual number instead of letters. And, besides being about number 5 again, it's also the only vote which was correct with the reality.
Clue 4: The note
Remember the note Min Hee found?
Because of this note, some innocent persons have been framed of being the murderer. Even though it still contains a clue to the real killer!
If you would take every first letter of each word, and would play them as notes on a piano, you'll hear a melody. However, that melody still isn't correct.
You see that b on top? It's supposed to be a flat. If you would play every B in the melody as a flat, you would get the melody of the refrain of a song: Micheal Jackson's Dirty Diana... The rest is logic...
So, those were the clues. Now, we should go on with something else...
And when I'm talking like that, I'm meaning the BLOOPERS!!!
Diana got too nervous about her task...
And not long after that...
Talk about flexibility...
For some reason Newspaper Deliverer Girls pop up on board...
And I thought EA didn't allow hybrid Sims...
Derpie derpderp derpidie derp
Feeling desperate for attention, Bianca?
Hi little fellow, and how did you end up here?
Some wrong pose and some weird camera zooming...
What the hell, Ayden?!
And why are you the one giving the dirty look?!
Because I love this pose, since it reminds me of The Locomotive...
And last but not least.....
I guess even my game knew Diana was in the gameplaywise impossible story, up to no good...
So, I guess that's all for season 1, folks... See y'all at Season 2!!!
Thornton A.
Worthman invites his best friends and family on a cruise to the Simaican Isles
to celebrate his 100th million Simoleon! What he doesn’t know is,
that some of them think he doesn’t deserve it. One of them is even capable
of… Murder…
Diana: “I
really thought he would make it… He really deserved it to live… If Janett
wasn’t killed, we would still all be alive…”
Min Hee:
“But I still can’t understand why the killer ended her… What would be the
point?”
Diana:
“Only the killer knows… And what do YOU think, Odessa?”
Odessa: “Whoa, what’s the question?”
Diana:
“Please pay attention, young lady. Any idea why the killer would kill Janett?”
Odessa: “Yes. Because Janett could be a
mortal enemy of her, or something like that…”
Diana:
“Still thinking it is me? Wrong. If we’re gonna play like that again, okay, go
on... We’ll probably be dead by tomorrow, because the real killer is Min Hee!” Min Hee:
“No! I’m not. We shouldn’t go on like that!”
Diana: “Why
not? The killer might dig her own grave if we keep discussing.”
Odessa: “Nope. We’ll only frame the wrong
person again that way. Just give it all up, Diana!”
Diana: “No,
you’ve got the wrong end; it’s Min Hee!”
Odessa: “Alright, if you won’t admit it
the easy way, we must take the hard way.”
Odessa: “Raaawwr”
Diana:
“Help!”
Min Hee:
“EEP!”
Diana: “Get
real, b*tch!”
Odessa: “Just admit your deeds, woman!”
Diana:
“Okay, have it your way. I was constantly trying to expose the killer,
sometimes slightly too fanatical, but I was always trying to solve this stuff!”
Odessa: “Not your façade, your actual intentions!”
Diana: “I
just said those!”
Min Hee:
“GUYS, LOOK AT RUDOLPH!!!”
Min Hee: “…
Oh, he is actually doing something interesting…”
Odessa: “Why is he glowing?”
Diana:
“What is that glow überhaupt?”
Odessa: “Wait, is he moving?”
Diana: “…
Maybe… Is revival possible?”
Min Hee: “…
I don’t know…”
*parts of
the glow surround each of the three people, circling them*
Odessa: “What are those tiny lights
doing?”
Min Hee:
“Is he… No, he’s not faking his death, right? Right?...”
Rudolph’s
voice: “When a fairy goes to the other side, his or her Tiki spirit goes and find
its final place to rest…”
*the glow
disappears*
*another awkward
silence marks the aftermath*
Odessa: “Okay, where were we…”
Diana:
“Back off!”
Min Hee:
“Stop it! Can’t the cause to this hell just dare to say it straight out loud
themselves?”
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*Diana screams loudly*
Odessa: “YOU!”
Diana:
“N-no! G-g…”
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Diana:
“GHOST!!!”
Vincent:
“Er- hello? Am I disrupting something?”
Min Hee:
“What the…”
Odessa: “Uncle Vincent… is that you?”
Vincent:
“Yes, I’m Vincent.”
Odessa: “Wow…”
Min Hee:
“Oh my God…”
Diana:
“T-this is… unreal…”
Vincent:
“Well, if you all are going to look at me like that without anything useful I
can do, I’m off…”
Diana:
“Wait… can I ask you a few important questions?”
Min Hee:
“Huh?”
Vincent:
“Hmm, okay…”
Diana: “Can
you tell us who killed you?”
Vincent:
“Who murdered me? Well…”
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Vincent:
“I’m sorry I must disappoint you, but I haven’t seen their face…”
Diana: “…
What?”
Vincent: “The
killer was standing behind a bookcase. What’d you expect?”
Min Hee:
“Great, another dead end!”
Odessa: “Not exactly, are you sure we’re
the only living people on board? Or is somebody else secretly alive somewhere
on board without us knowing? You must know since you know who have arrived into
the afterlife…”
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Vincent:
“Why do you ask?”
Odessa: “Well, we’ve never seen Katja or Bianca
dead. It is a possibility they might be alive somewhere on board…”
Vincent:
“Nope, these two are dead, you’re the only three alive.”
Odessa: “Aha. Handy to know…”
Min Hee:
“So, if you were able to appear back as a ghost again, is it possible a few of
the others were able too?”
Vincent: “The
others?...”
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Vincent:
“Everybody was!”
Tom Lee:
“Ah, good to see that some people are still alive…”
Katja:
“Still? I’m hoping none of them will die… Except for the killer of course,
whoever that may be…”
Stubing:
“Okay, now that we’re all back together and there are some of us who actually
have seen the killer’s face, she can’t hide anymore! And now, as the main
authority, I command the cause of this massacre to reveal themselves!” *Somebody swallows*
???: “Well, there’s no escape for me, I am the cause for all this…”
Lawrence: “Just as I would just
say, me flaming is my punishment. I was far too jealous at Thornton… When we were young, we were
ambitious, wanting to amaze the world of business… I was the brains and Thornton was the smile and
the talk. We grew more and more successful… Then he betrayed me. He sold the
companionship from his long-time friend for mere financial gain and went
further alone… As distraught as I was, I met somebody else, a deceived customer
of Thornton’s, who shared the same feelings towards him, and also had hidden
feelings for me…”
Janett:
“Don’t be too subtle, Law, they all know you mean me.”
Lawrence: “Oh, right…”
Lawrence: “Awhile before this 100th
million Simoleon ‘party’ was announced, I already heard rumors about the
milestone… I was so jealous, I hired somebody to kill him…”
Lawrence: “Thornton,
this might be far too late to do, but could you forgive me for doing all this?
I’ve learned my lesson: revenge is never okay, no matter what.”
Thornton: “Well… I think I am the one who
should be forgiven. I should’ve never betrayed you for money in the first
place. I mean, where is my money now? Could I bring it with me in the
afterlife? Well?”
Lawrence: “Okay, I’ll forgive you…”
Tom Lee:
“Yo Law, what’s happening to the flames?”
Thornton: “I guess we just did the right
thing to do…”
Bianca:
“Hey, you aren’t the only people who have been used by Thornton…”
Ayden: “Yes,
I’m also a betrayed consort! You’ve ruined my whole family!”
Min Hee:
“Aha, so that explains why you were constantly hanging out together! So, what
happened?”
Ayden: “I
beg you pardon?”
Bianca:
“None of your business!”
Stubing:
“But you’re dead! It doesn’t matter!”
Bianca:
“Shut up, captain Stubblehead! Heh, I always wanted to say that.”
Stubing:
“You’re gonna take that back!”
Bianca:
“Nope. I’d rather die.”
Stubing:
“Well, you can get that!”
Diana:
“Awkward…”
Odessa: “Shut up!”
Min Hee:
“Wait, they’re dead already. Does that actually work?”
Odessa: “No idea…”
Stubing: “Why
won’t you tell the others about your ‘adventure’ with Thornton? Why won’t you tell them about your
expected motherhood?”
Bianca:
“Oh, how DARE you telling! Fucker!”
Stubing:
“Oh, I didn’t even make it to the part when you removed it, right?!”
Bianca:
“WRAAARH!!!”
Katja: “My God… I think he forgot his anger management classes when going to the other side…
Tom Lee: “Say what? Never expected that from Stubing…”
Stubing:
“Heheh…” *Everybody gasps*
All: “Where’s Bianca?” “What has he done?!”
Ayden:
“You. Are. Sick…”
Stubing:
“Oh, don’t let me get started on you!”
???:
“Captain, calm down!”
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Thornton: “Leave him alone for now. Ayden, I
now know I shouldn’t have betrayed you in the first place. Please forgive me
for all the stupid thing’s I’ve done…”
Ayden: “… I
can’t. And I won’t. It hurts my feelings too much…”
Thornton: “N- no?”
Ayden: “I’m
too proud and broken to do so…”
Stubing:
“Okay, I’m gonna end you too!”
*Somebody suddenly screams in pain*
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Min Hee: “Odessa, what’s wrong?!”
Odessa: “My throat, it feels like
somebody’s trying to slit me!”
???:
“Heheheh…”
Someone
else: “YOU!!!”
Diana:
“Heheh, me! One wrong move, and I’ll slash her throat open using my precious
voodoo doll” (thank you Jake for gifting me ;)
Min Hee: “…
Okay… you won… What do you want from us?”
Diana:
“Hmm, I don’t know, maybe I could frame you for this massacre?”
Min Hee: “No!”
*Diana
pokes the doll again with the needle, this time a little harder*
Odessa: “Yelp! Safe yourself, Min Hee!”
*Diana
pokes the doll again…*
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*…Odessa’s throat starts to
bleed a little, and she collapses*
Min Hee:
“NO!”
Diana:
“This is your last chance…”
Min Hee:
“I… okay, you win… I won’t be able to forgive myself if the poor girl dies…”
Diana: “Well,
I was looking forward to make my 9th victim, but I’ll control
myself…”
Rudolph: “9th?!”
Janett:
“BOOHWUHAHAHAH!!!!” Diana: "ECK!"
*Diana
trips out of shock over her own feet and accidentally lets the doll drop.
Janett catches the doll before it hits the floor*
Janett:
“Well, it looks like the fate of the young girl lies in my hands…”
*Janett
starts stroking the throat of the doll with her finger softly…*
Odessa: “Hmmm…”
Min Hee:
“Are you alright?”
Odessa: “Arrhheeheh…”
*Min Hee hugs Odessa*
Odessa: “Heheheehee, stop tickling my
throat.”
Janett: “I
knew those voodoo lessons would come in handy one day…”
Diana: “MY
DOLL!!!”
*Janett
throws the doll away*
Janett:
“No, play time’s over!”
Odessa: “YELP!”
Min Hee:
“WHOAAA!!!”
Janett:
“Sh*t! Bad idea!” *Janett facepalms and then dives into the sea to save the doll, the
other ghosts follow her* Janett: “Should’ve unbound it first!”
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Diana:
“Aaaaannnd they’re gone…”
*Diana goes on her way to get back to land* Diana:
“Well, I only need to get to land again… I’m sure the sharks will take care of
those 2 bitches…”
Diana: “But
first, lets go for a snack. I can’t plan my return on an empty stomach...”
Ayden:
“Who’s there?!”
Diana: “Oh
no, not you again!”
*Diana
quickly grabs some garlic out of the fridge and throws it to Ayden*
Ayden:
“Help!”
*Ayden's ghost becomes cloudy and misty. He becomes unexistent* Ayden:
“Whoaaaahhhh…..”
Diana:
“Heheh, good…”
*A little while later…*
Diana:
“Well, I can’t return with this ship. One crime scene research later and I’m dead meat. But how to get rid of the ship…”
*Diana
suddenly sees on the weather radar that there’s a storm near the coast*
Diana:
“Good… I’ll sink the ship there, and then try to make it to land… It’ll be
risky, but I’ve trained myself for events like that…” . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Carrie:
“And after the break on SBN, we’ll continue Rep’s Rapid Report Show, with an
exclusive interview about the plans to remember the people who were brutally
slaughtered on the Luxury’s Lap, followed later by a new episode of Abnormality.”
*thanks to Smarties101 for allowing me to burrow this picture used in The Locomotive*
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Rep:
“Ladies, are you nearly ready? Break's over in 10 minutes, and then you’ll
join us here.”
Odessa: “Well, we’re doing fine.”
Min Hee: “Yes,
ready to go, thanks for asking!”
Rep: “Well,
I’m not expected back there immediately either, so I can afford it to chat a
little with you…”
Odessa: “Er, we actually wanted to discuss
something privately…”
Rep:
“Really?” *Rep reaches to her pocket, trying to find her notepad* Rep: “You don’t have
to hide your story, the world wants to know the truth about what happened, how
crazy it might be.”
Odessa: “Well, we still would prefer to
have some privacy, thank you very much.”
Rep: “Well,
if you prefer it that way, I’ll be waiting for you here when we’re back on
air…”
Min Hee:
“Okay, what did you want to discuss?”
Odessa: “Well, we haven’t told anybody
about the more... ghostly aspects of our escape. Wouldn’t it be a better idea to
keep such details safely away in our memories?”
Min Hee:
“Hmm, why do you ask?”
Odessa: “It could damage our fresh PR
image if we tell that. They might start thinking we are mentally scarred due
to the whole hassle on board…”
Min Hee: “…
I don’t know… we do want the people to know the true story, right?”
Rep: “Goodnight
everybody, and welcome back to my Rapid Report Show!”
Audience:
“YEEEEAAAAHH!!!!!”
Rep:
“Like I said before the break, today’s episode will be a very special one: Tonight, we will welcome in our
studio: nobody less than the survivors of the Luxury’s Lap! Give them a warm
applause:”
Rep: “… Odessa Wolff and Min Hee
Ni!”
Min Hee:
“Hi everybody!”
Odessa: “Woooo, yo there!”
KT!: "Hmmm, why do I feel like I know the young girl already?..."
Rep: “Sooo,
just for the people who lived under a rock the last few months: shall we recap
what exactly happened?”
Odessa: “Okay, that might be a good start.
So, my father, Thornton A. Worthman, earned his 100th million
Simoleon at the time, a mark he was willing to celebrate with friends and
family on a cruise to the Simaican Isles. However, the mood of the party guests
wasn’t okay, and dad himself was murdered the first night…”
“The
following days, other party members and crew members, including bestselling
writer Tom Lee Casby, businessman and ex-consort Lawrence Dean, TV-chef cook
Rudolph Peatman and infamous fraud Ayden Van Gould, were killed too. In the end, only me, Min
Hee and the killer, Diana Jones, were left. At that time, Jones’ true colours
were revealed, so Min Hee and I decided to jump off the ship to swim to
safety.”
Rep: “Whoa,
wait a minute. Could you please go a little more into detail from that point?
To try to get rid from rumorish ghost
stories about how you made it alive, considering that part of the ocean is
fairly populated with man-eating sharks?” *Rep winks while Odessa gets confused when she notices
what Rep did there* Odessa: “Well, er.”
Min Hee:
“Okay, I don’t know how you’ve eavesdropped on us, but you did, so I guess we’ll
have to be honest.”
Rep: “LOL.”
Min Hee: “Yes,
we’ve had some help of ghosts during our escape from the Luxury’s Lap.”
Audience:
“Ooooohh…”
Rep:
“Ssshht, nothing wrong with that, guys. I remember that a few years ago, a
friend of mine, Bing, challenged me to stay in a haunted house for one night. I
remember that afterwards I got a few new contacts and $50. Ah, the weird
situations one Sim could get in to… But that’s not why we’re here, what’s
happened next?”
Min Hee:
“Well, I remember that Mr. Dean’s wife Janett helped us unarm Jones and then,
after we made the jump into the sea, she and most of the other ghosts helped us
with keeping the sharks at bay. That morning I and Odessa washed on the beach of an island. And
out of all islands it had to be where the Penobscots on Castaway were. So, via the crew we were taken
back immediately to civilization, Min Hee adopted me since I’ve got currently no conscious
parents who could take care of me, and here we are, telling our story.”
KT!: “May I
ask a question?”
Rep: “Sure.
Go ahead.”
KT!: “What
exactly happened with Diana?”
Rep: “Ah,
good question indeed. Min Hee?”
Min Hee:
“…”
*Odessa pokes Min Hee’s
thigh*
Min Hee:
“Whoah, sorry. Don’t you think that KT! looks… familiar?”
Odessa: “Duh, she’s a superstar."
Min Hee: "No, I meant like..-"
Odessa: "I’ll go
on then. The Luxury’s Lap, with Jones on board, was the same morning spotted on
a radar again, in the middle of a storm, only to disappear soon after. A team
of researchers was sent to the wreck soon, and not so far from it, her body was
found…”
KT!: “Eww…
Even for somebody who soullessly murdered people that’s quite a harsh way to
go…”
Odessa: “Meh. That’s called karma.”
Rep: “And I guess that wraps up the history of this horrible massacre. But one thing is sure:
this should be remembered for the coming years, as a memorial for all the
people who died in an sphere mainly fed with the constant fear of lurking
death. And I’ve heard that you’ve plans already. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen
for the prime moment of the night and this part of the show, because these
plans will be announced in mere seconds!”
Min Hee:
“Well, you get the honour.”
Odessa: “Nope. You’ve said less this
night. You tell.”
Min Hee:
“Alright then. Since our first stop on our way back to society was at Castaway,
we’ve been thinking. And I’m proud to announce that Odessa and I will be bringing the format of a
group going on a luxurious cruise, albeit with the constant idea of one of them
being there with mischievous goals-”
Odessa: “NOT to kill, FYI!”
Min Hee:
“Yup, no killer of course. The group will however be trying to unmask their
enemy, while that person tries to stay below the radar in a new reality show.”
Rep: “Hmmm,
that sounds interesting!”
KT!: “But,
the concept of it sounds similar to The Mole, doesn’t it?”
Odessa: “Well, the part of one person
being against the group does, but other parts in the gameplay have some
similarities with other shows as well.”
Min Hee:
“But about that, you’ll have to wait and see!”
*the
audience applauses*
Rep: “WOOO,
now that’s a unique and interesting way to remember a massacre! I’m wondering
how it would all turn out. I can’t wait myself, you there at home can’t
neither, can you? I guess we’ll see it all again when the show airs! ‘Till
then!”
*applause
from the audience*
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Who is the murderer? A question which can now be answered with Diana Jones. However, there are still several clues strewn around the story which could've easily lead to Diana as the killer... They'll be publiced soon... Stay tuned!
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