Odessa: "Yo people, welcome to this special Episode of Jetset: Season 3! I'm Odessa Wolff -"
Min Hee: "- And my name's Min Hee Ni. And we're proud to present you the Cruise Tour of our latest vessel: the Jetsetterette."
Odessa: "Dockhatt's idea to name her that."
Min Hee: "... Odessa, it was quite the big deal to be honest."
Odessa: "Meh, just keep smiling and get to the tour."
Min Hee: "... Never mind then.. So, without further ago, let's begin the show."
Odessa: "Just like last year, we're starting things off again at the Back Deck."
Odessa: "But this time around, there is no surprise shortcut for me to take. Alas."
Min Hee: "There we go, the Back Deck."
Odessa: "Just like last year do we have a seating area with fireplace on offer here, so that our Jetsetters can still enjoy the fresh sea breeze in the evening without getting too cold."
Min Hee: "During the day it's a great place to just lie down and get a tan on one of the lounge chairs."
Min Hee: "Can't deny that, haha."
Odessa: "Time to go in..."
Odessa: "Immediately on the right upon entering the Main Hall, you have a convenient cloakroom."
Min Hee: "The Main Hall itself is the Jetsetterette's Rome where all roads lead to."
Min Hee: "And in addition it also provides a nice view on a sitting area in the Bedroom Hall."
Odessa: "The hanging masks on the staircase represent the various roles both the Assassin and the other Jetsetters have to assume in order to be successful in their scheming."
Min Hee: "But enough about that for now. Let's first discover the main floor. Beyond this door..."
Min Hee: "... we have the Gym. A must-have for any proper cruiser."
Min Hee: "It's filled with modern equipment to help our Jetsetters stay in shape."
Min Hee: "And we even have our own dance room again."
Min Hee: "And what's a gym without a locker room..."
Min Hee: "... or a shower? Luckily for our Jetsetters there are curtains to keep those curious eyes out of the more private situations. To you, Odessa."
Odessa: "Thanks, Min Hee. The room I'm about to enter..."
Odessa: "... is the Billiard Room. No Miss White with a rope and a maid here, but we do have a chance for the sports bros to hang out in their very own small, calm spot."
Odessa: "Back to Min Hee!"
Min Hee: "These elevators can bring us to any floor now this Season, in contrary to last year where they only covered the Bedroom Corridor and down."
Min Hee: "But for now we'll leave them, and enter the Statue Cross."
Odessa: "'Sup?"
Min Hee: "This extension of the Main Hall assists in giving our Jetsetters the means to move around quickly."
Odessa: "So, let's split up again. I'm going to cover the front, and you the left?"
Min Hee: "Sure."
Odessa: "This room here..."
Odessa: "... is the Arcade, for the gamers among us."
Odessa: "The classics for offer are Pimp Viking 3D and A-maz-ing Matey, the two most popular games of March 2005."
Odessa: "The other half of the Arcade is just flowers and a painting, but a modern one at that."
Odessa: "Next we have..."
Odessa: "The latest incarnation of the Club! With food, flashy lighting and a DJ table, what could a partygänger more wish for?"
Odessa: "And look at..."
Odessa: "... how the dance floor..."
Odessa: "Keeps changing colours!"
Odessa: "The record collection we've gathered is extensive, so I bet there's something in there for anyone's taste."
Odessa: "Ooh!"
Odessa: "Like this one!"
Min Hee *from afar*: "Odessa, are you on the Front Deck already?"
Odessa: "Err, not yet!"
*Odessa puts the needle on the record*
Odessa: "Hey y'all, Dezztronica's in the house! You wanna party?!"
*Odessa plays the DJ table*
Min Hee: "Oh dear, she's at it again..."
*The headphones slip out of Odessa's hands*
Odessa: "Oh shit!"
Odessa: "Got it, got it!"
*Odessa almost catches the headphones... but then she accidentally flings them up again*
Odessa: "Ack!"
Odessa: "Whoa..."
Odessa: "IgotitIgotit..."
Odessa: "AH! Gotcha!"
Odessa: "Nailed it!"
*Odessa notices she accidentally moved the needle*
Odessa: "Oh fuck."
Odessa: "There you go..."
Odessa: "... Part of the act, heheh.."
Min Hee: "Zennnnnnnnnn..."
Odessa: "Time to get going again."
Odessa: "So, the Front Deck..."
Odessa: "No pool alas, but we still have a nice bar and a few extra lounge chairs."
Odessa: "And another returning concept: the covered hot tub with the-"
*Odessa gags*
Odessa: "Love Button... Eww. I, Odessa Wolff, still do not support that name in any way whatsoever. It's just wrong. Plain wrong."
Min Hee: "Ah, we're back. This is the new Art Gallery."
Min Hee: "Several paintings await here anxiously to be adored by the artistic-minded Jetsetters. And it also directly connects to the Main Hall as well."
Min Hee: "That door leads to a small lavatory."
Min Hee: "A small haven for those in desperate need. Eh."
Min Hee: "Anyway, once we've passed a few more art pieces..."
Min Hee: "We'll meet the staircase. For now we'll have to wait to see where it'll lead to. Because first we'll go to..."
Odessa: "Hoopla, there you are."
Min Hee: "Ready for an elevator ride?"
Odessa: "Yup!"
Min Hee: "Next room..."
Odessa: "The Kitchen."
Min Hee: "The new Kitchen is split in 2 halves, representing the process of cooking. On this side we have the main preparation area, with plenty of counter space to do the cutting, stirring, mixing etc. And now we also have a small cooking island where our Jetsetters can sit for a quick meal."
Min Hee: "The half Odessa's now walking through is the cooking area. With 2 stoves and a magnetron, things might get heated through the season, so that's why there's a fire alarm, just to be sure."
Odessa: "... That pun was crappy. From here on we go to the next phase of our dining experience..."
Odessa: "... Which is the Dining Area. Heavily inspired by the Jetsetter's, with the same table type and the column walls, yet with room for up to 20 people to sit down and have a bit. This is going to be our biggest season yet."
Odessa: "Especially when you add up the kitchen island as well."
Min Hee: "Before we go to the next spot, there's still this Lenka Corner to show - if you pay close attention, you notice that she's got her own spots everywhere - and then we have two more lavatories."
Min Hee: "One is blue..."
Min Hee: "One is brown, both are for all genders."
Min Hee: "Next room..."
Min Hee: "... the Library."
Min Hee: "A quiet place to work through your game notes in peace or to relax and read with a fine book. Or maybe even more?"
Odessa: "For the theme this time we went with modern, in contrast to the Jetsetter, yet with a more urban, warmer and informal feel, in contrast to the.. Luxury's Lap....."
Odessa: "To try and give this place some extra finishing touches, we've added some pillars and archways. Not only do they blend well with the look, but they also bring function in as well. Like this book pillar for storing books..."
Odessa: "... or this decorative waterfall fountain, accentuating it more..."
Min Hee: "... and they also work well for dividing the Library in several parts, such as sitting areas, or these stairs leading to the room between the Main Hall and the Art Gallery, remember, ..."
Min Hee: "And they also do a great job for walking through to new areas."
Min Hee: "... This balcony, as you wish, is an interesting spot to go eavesdropping on any secret meeting on the Back Deck."
Min Hee: "But that's this floor for now. Time to move on to the ne-"
Odessa: "SWOOSH!!"
Min Hee: "..."
Odessa: "Girls just wanna have fun, don't they?"
Min Hee: "... I'll have to stop you right there though."
Odessa: "Ugh."
Odessa: "This floor is mainly our floor. Up here we start off with the meeting table, where we'll speak to Jetsetters in private when we need to."
Min Hee: "That passage leads to the deck outside, but before that we've got something else to show..."
Odessa: "Welcome to our bedroom."
Odessa: "Our own sleeping quarters, clothes in a luxurious dark red, and we have our own seating area again as well."
Min Hee: "And just as last season, despite it never being caught on camera, we have our own private bathroom as well. Including curtains for our own privacy."
Min Hee: "But there's more out there..."
Odessa: "On the front of this deck there's a hot tub. And..."
Odessa: "... there's a second hot tub. Steamy, isn't it?"
Min Hee: "Remember that passage I showed you right before we entered our bedroom? That also leads here, so that the Jetsetters can go and soak here without entering private domains."
Odessa: "Oooh steamy... I should go and throw in some lavender essence or something one day."
Min Hee: "Time to go and take a look at the top floor - yup, one more before we go all the way down..."
Min Hee: "And that final floor isn't one to overlook. It's the Karaoke Bar!"
Min Hee: "Stylish, soft seats offer a nice place to sit down and listen to anyone daring to perform. I do hope we've got some Jetsetters with golden vocals among our cast, that'd be for the better of one small upcoming twist."
Odessa: "Or not. Might give us higher ratings."
Min Hee: "Probably. Still hoping for good singers though."
Odessa: "Eh... Behind the couch, by the way, do we have another tanning area. It's the top roof, so yeah, best place to catch the rays."
Odessa: "And now..."
Min Hee: "... the bottom floor."
Odessa: "There we are."
Min Hee: "And what hotspot do we have on the bottom floor?"
Min Hee: "The Spa of course."
Odessa: "While last season was inspired by the tropics, is the Spa of the Jetsetterette influenced by ancient Roman bathhouses. And again we've used column archways to add to the feel and to divide and conquer the room. Kinda like doing how the Romans did themselves. And to how the Jetsetters will do soon."
Min Hee: "On offer this season are: hot tubs, saunas, flora..."
Min Hee: "... a hot tub in the back, which with just one button can become a cold tub..."
Odessa: "And over here... it's a thermal bath! Originating from old Roman tradition, our Jetsetters can just sit down and soak themselves in the mineral water. Wellness of the ancient."
Min Hee: "Up next we'll cover the doors next to the elevators."
Odessa: "The door on the left from us leads to..."
Odessa: "... the Spa Locker Room. Where our Jetsetters can put their swimwear on before venturing into the Spa."
Odessa: "And if we go a little further and take a look behind these doors here..."
Odessa: "... we have showers for offer, serperated by gender."
Odessa: "And toilets, not so serperated by gender. But what room did Min Hee go off to?"
Min Hee: "Across the Locker Room is a small break from the Romans, to the world of Eastern Asia instead..."
Min Hee: "This room is the Massage Room. Just like it says on the tin, our Jetsetters can lie down here and just relax while the hands of someone else spoil their muscles and release all the tension from their back."
Min Hee: "And if more Jetsetters than tables are crowding to get a massage, they can always just sit there and wait for their turn. That's the Massage Room for you..."
Min Hee: "Time to go back and get to the final spot of this floor."
Min Hee: "Ready?"
Odessa: "Very. Open sesame."
Min Hee: "Welcome..."
Min Hee: "To the Theater."
Odessa: "Just like last season, this place is ideal for when Jetsetters want to sit down and watch a movie. Anyone remember Abnormality or Goldfinger?"
Min Hee: "Too well, Odessa. Too well..."
Odessa: "..."
Min Hee: "And also just like last season, the big screen is sensitive to touch, which means that this is where Jetsetters will go for their Rankings. A place where fates are decided."
Odessa: "And with that, we've got only 1 more floor to cover..."
Min Hee: "Welcome back..."
Odessa: "... To the Bedroom Hall."
Odessa: "Almost ready to introduce you to the bedrooms..."
Min Hee: "But before we do that, it's time to explore the rest of this floor."
Odessa: "I am going to cover the back, while Min Hee is going to cover the front."
Odessa: "If you go to the back again, you'll first see the elevators to this floor, next to the stairs leading down to the Spa floor. If you go to the side you'll meet several bedroom doors. We're close to seeing them, but not yet..."
Odessa: "And here we meet again with the stairs leading to the Main Hall and this seating area."
Odessa: "But now we'll go beyond this part, and go under the stairs."
Odessa: "The door on the right and the door on the left. Which will I do first..."
Odessa: "Right it is."
Odessa: "Here we have the Red Bathr--- WHO THE FUCK HAD A CRAP IN HERE?!?!"
Odessa: "Blegh... Well, toilet, sinks, bath, shower, outta here!"
Odessa: "Next stop - "
Odessa: " - Diary Room!"
Odessa: "Here's how it works: just take a seat on the couch..."
Odessa: "... like this, and then just talk into the camera about what's on your mind, whether that is about your game strategy, your opinion on the other Jetsetters, recent happenings in the house, or a need to speak your heart or your mind."
Odessa: "I hereby can indeed confirm that that painting last season did in fact house a Clue. But how? That's the question... Oh, and maybe we still need to adjust that camera angle and zoom a little. Wish me luck with that. Back to Min Hee!"
Min Hee: "Yes, there's still some to discover on the front side of the boat. Let's go."
Min Hee: "If we go to the right here, we'll enter the..."
Min Hee: "... Black Bathr--- Who had a number 2 in here?!"
Min Hee: "In short, we have a sink table, toilet, bath tub, shower, and a zebra chair."
Min Hee: "So, if we enter that wooden door on the opposite, we'll enter..."
Min Hee: "A wooden room. Not just any wooden room though..."
Min Hee: "It's another Sauna! For those too lazy to go down the stairs to the Spa. We even have towls right there."
Min Hee: "For the next spot..."
Min Hee: "We'll go in here."
Min Hee: "This room is perhaps the craziest yet..."
Min Hee: "With it's theme inspired by hit reality show Abnormality, this is..."
Min Hee: "The MyShuno Room! The famous party game for all Sims aged 5 to 105."
Min Hee: "How does it work? Easy. The Caller just has to press the button on the MyShuno machine."
Min Hee: "Then a Plumbob will pop out, with a number on it."
Min Hee: "The caller calls the number on the Plumbob, after which."
*Min Hee runs over to the other side of the room*
Min Hee: "The players check their Number Cube to see whether they have that particular number on it."
Min Hee: "If so, then they stamp off the number with their patented MyShuno number stamper."
Min Hee: "First one to fully clear their Number Cube wins!"
Min Hee: "Next room I'm showing is..."
Min Hee: "The Conservatory."
Min Hee: "Full of plants and other greeneries, is this the place for the nature lovers among the Jetsetters to walk in and take a fresh breath."
Min Hee: "Although, one might go and wonder in here whether it was Mrs. Peacock with the revolver?"
Min Hee: "And finally, the first bedroom I'm going to show..."
Min Hee: "It's Captain Dockhatt's!"
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Captain Dockhatt: "Aye aye."
Min Hee: "Captain Dockhatt did such a good job sailing last season that it was simply not done to get a different captain. Welcome back on the show!"
Captain Dockhatt: "It's good to do this a second time, me lady."
Min Hee: "Who else would we ask?"
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Min Hee: "And little Lenka's back on board as well of course."
Lenka: "Yippip!"
Min Hee: "Dockhatt's control panel for sailing is bigger and better than ever. Smooth sailing indeed."
Captain Dockhatt: "Hoosay for, I guess."
Lenka: "Yip!"
Min Hee: "With all the rooms here tackled as well..."
Odessa: "... is it time to present to the world: ..."
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The Bedrooms
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Left Side
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Glamour Room
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Castle Room
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Art Nouveau Room
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Hippie Room
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Cozy Room
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Right Side
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Design Room
Available
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Atomic Room
Available
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Gothic Room
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Mission Room
Available
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Oriental Room
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Odessa: "So. There you have it. This was the Cruise Tour special of the newest Season of Jetset."
Min Hee: "We'll be back soon, and then we'll have 20 new Jetsetters who'll make allies, rivals, lie to, manipulate, trust, betray, search for, and find with eachother, all to figure out who the new Assassin hiding and playing among them is."
Odessa: "But not just any 20 Jetsetters.. This season, each person will have one fellow player they know very, very well... A soulmate they've been connected with since birth."
20 players, 10 twins, 1 cruise
This is
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Bird's eye overview
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Bloopers
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*The elevator doors open*
Lisa: "Hello, my name is Lisa Koopmans. Would you like to become a member of the Garden Club?"
Odessa: "..."
Lisa: "Ma'am?"
Odessa: "What part of 'Midsea Cruiser with no yard' do you not understand? And how did you even get here?!"
Lisa: "... 'Kay 'kay, leaving already... Sheesh."
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Odessa: "ACK! DEATH AND MISERY TO ALL BEES! CHAAAAARGE!!!!"
Bee: "Buzzzzzz."
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Joosje: "Hello, my name is Joosje Tsjong. Would you like to-"
Odessa: *death stare*
Joosje: "... That's a no?"
Odessa: *death stare*
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