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After HEALTH-E was the final person to be Eliminated, the Jetsetter set sail towards the finale with the final 3 Jetsetters on board: Connie, Diane and Hector.
Hector: "Excellent.. It's quiet here. Dear Lord, first of all I'd like to thank You for allowing me to make it into the finale. I have finally decided to be honest about my past, and I thank You, my Lord, to give me the strength to do so."
Connie: "Diane.. I still can barely believe it, that we actually made it to the finale together."
Diane: "It's wonderful that we made it here together, isn't it?"
Connie: "Yup."
Diane: "I'd love to go to the finale right now. To go and see what exactly we did right."
Connie: "That'd be very interesting indeed. Also to see how everyone else played it."
Diane: "And also to see how Hector the Assassin has played it."
The final Challenge put their overall knowledge of eachother to the test again, this time having duos guess what the third person would do in a dilemma. In contrary to the Ferris Wheel, the Jetsetters mostly prevailed this time.
Connie: "Me!"
Odessa: "Okay, Diane and Hector, are you fine with that?"
Hector: "Fine by me! Let's get started."
Min Hee: "Two out of three means majority rules."
Connie: "The second dilemma is again a best-friend scenario. Alright, hard choices. But I'm leaning more towards the idea of Diane helping her best friend from getting into trouble by committing perjury in court as it has been shown in the previous episodes where Diane cared so much about me. Again these are my thoughts for now as I am not 100% sure about them."
Hector: "..."
Vul: "Partially correct. Diane would marry for looks indeed, but she is not willing to commit perjury under the oath."
Diane: "Alas..."
Odessa & Min Hee: "You have just earned $15.000 for getting one dilemma correctly. The Assassin has earned 30.000 Simoleons though, 15.000 for the other dilemma getting incorrect, 5.000 for not getting all of Diane's answers correct and 10.000 Simoleons for not getting all 6 dilemmas correct."
Connie & Hector: "Shame."
Odessa: "So, Connie's 35.000, Diane's 15.000 and Hector's 35.000 add up to a total of 85.000 Simoleons for the Jetsetters. The $30.000 from Diane's incorrectly answered dilemma goes to the Assassin's. Great end to a turbulent Season with highs and lows, we say."
Min Hee: "If we crunch up the numbers for the whole Season, we reach a total of 513.000 for the Jetsetters to divide, and a whopping 737.000 for the Assassin to take! IF they manage to not be voted Assassin at the finale..."
While Lenka was bonding with a new boarder on board, much to the Captain's chagrin, the Jetsetters evaluated one final time who to vote for during the finale.
Raccoon: "Rawr!"
Lenka: "Yip!"
Raccoon: "Raaawwr!"
Lenka: "Yipip!"
Connie: "What if the fallen Jetsetters en masse vote one of us to be the Assassin? The thought of it makes me unsure..."
Diane: "They better not, I'm sure it's not you nor me... So I'm 100% positive Hector is the Assassin. If they blame one of us they're throwing away a lot of money for him to grab."
Connie: "Hmm."
Hector: "I'm in a prickly position as of right now. HEALTH-E is gone. Not only do I have to cope without a partner, Diane and Connie are likely campaigning together to vote for me to be Assassin. I'm not the Assassin myself though, one of them has to be and the past few days my radar has been triggered by Connie. Moments like dismissing her Gemini theory on the Ferris Wheel or getting herself out of a Challenge first trice, yes, trice, make me think she's the squid in dolphin's clothes."
Captain Dockhatt: "Arrgh my back... Where's bot boy when ye need him..."
Raccoon: "Rawr??"
Lenka: "Yip?"
Captain Dockhatt: "Curse ye too, Scurfy rat... Curse ye too.."
And on the count of 3, the final evening of the season was sealed.
Connie, Diane and Hector: "On the finale tomorrow!"
The big day has come. Today the 12 Jetsetters will cast their judgement. Today the overall results of the Rankings will be revealed. Today we'll get to see how the fallen Jetsetters fared during their time off the show. Today we'll see who is the most suspicious Jetsetter and lose. And today we'll see who is the Assassin and see their schemes.
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20 DAYS, 12 PLAYERS, 1 CRUISE
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Host Bedroom
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Lenka: "ZZzzZzzzzzZzzZz..."
Raccoon: "Rawr."
*Min Hee's cellphone alarm buzzes*
Min Hee: "Ah."
Odessa: ".. Now already?"
Min Hee: "Yup."
Min Hee: "It's going to be a big, big, busy, busy day today."
Odessa: "Hmmph.."
Odessa: "I wanna stay in here for a while, the show's only live tonight."
Min Hee: "I know, but we still have to prepare ourselves."
*Odessa yawns out a sigh*
Min Hee: "We need to pick out our outfits, guide the Jetsetters through the day and we got lots of rehearsals of the evening program to do. No time to waste."
Odessa: "Sometimes you get a little too caught up into those schedules and protocols, you know."
Min Hee: "I'm sorry, but big projects as the show simply don't play out themselves, you know that."
Odessa: "I know, but.. rehearsals, mum. I simply hate it when every word I have to say is penned down in advance, I feel like an idiot when I'm literally quoting from a script."
Min Hee: "It's the big evening. It's just for one night of the show. You could do it just for tonight, right?"
Odessa: "I dunno.. Anything could happen, it's in front of a live audience. I personally prefer having a bit of.. y'know, breathing space, to improvise along the situation."
Min Hee: ".. I guess we can deliberate that during rehearsals."
Odessa: "Fine. Can I go catch some extra Z's now?"
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Dining Area
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Diane: "Today's the final day then, for real.."
Connie: "Not me. I've watched the falls at home at sunset. So lovely... Although it can be very foggy and cloudy at times."
Diane: "That's a bit of a shame."
Connie: "Little I can do about it.. Deery Meadows is very wet, isn't it?"
Diane: "Yes, my dear. There are lots of lakes, yet without getting swampy and muddy, which I really appreciate."
Connie: "Unbelievable isn't it?"
Diane: "It is. It feels like it's been ages since we met."
Connie: "Actually.. we should make plans, shouldn't we? To stay in touch."
Diane: "Plans.."
Connie: "I'm not so good at it though.. I don't get out a lot, to be honest."
Diane: "It's okay, what kind of activities do you like?"
Connie: ".. I like walks in nature, actually. But I'm not sure if you.."
Diane: ".. Nature does have it's refined sides, though. Who can say nay to a golden sunset on a tranquil lake?"
Diane: "That's a bit of a shame."
Connie: "Little I can do about it.. Deery Meadows is very wet, isn't it?"
Diane: "Yes, my dear. There are lots of lakes, yet without getting swampy and muddy, which I really appreciate."
Diane: "Plus the local climate's very comfortable."
*Diane's cellphone rings*
Diane: "Oh, would it be about the finale?"
*Diane's cellphone rings*
Diane: "Oh, would it be about the finale?"
*Diane looks at the phone number. She does not recognize it*
Diane: "I'm wondering who it could be."
*Diane accepts the call*
Diane: "Here's hoping it's not another person with unusual intentions."
Connie: "Maybe you should've just dropped the call. Who knows who might be out there?"
Diane: "Hello?"
Laureo Lemon-Lime: "Yo Whitey, was it you with the dagger in the kitchen."
Diane: "..."
Laureo: "Hello?"
Diane: "My dear..."
Laureo: "Hmhmm?"
Diane: "How or why history is repeating is a mystery to me..."
Connie Mouskouri: "Who's that?"
Laureo: "K."
Diane: "... But I certainly do not appreciate it. Toodles."
*Diane swipes Laureo away*
Diane: "I am afraid that I have no idea..."
Connie: "Oh. Too bad."
Diane: "Let's try and forget that has happened, dearie."
Tigerblu11: "Seriously?"
The highness M13Vulpecula XVIII, ruler of all the estate which belongs to Vulpeculand, including the wellfaring Vulpecula City, Place To Be, and Vulpeculake, the biggest lake without any kind of pollution, and bringer of good luck and happiness to all the residents in the country, also known as
Vul: "What? I know it's an oldie, but it's a goodie."
Tigerblu11: "..."
Connie: "Maybe you should reject such calls next time.."
Diane: "You're actually right, my dear... I- I don't even know.."
Connie: "..."
Diane: "... Right, Deery Meadows..."
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Spa
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Hector: "Eh..."
Hector: "Holy octopus. Now that I'm in the finale, I really started to look at how big this ship actually is. There was still enough space to be retreat yourself to when we were with 12, but then there was usually someone nearby as well... Now we're with only 3 though..."
Hector: "Don't get me wrong, I'm an introvert. I've always been and I think I'll always be. I appreciate it when I'm alone on occasion, so I can overthink and recharge myself... But with the Captain sailing, the hosts preparing for tonight and Connie and Diane hanging out together all the time, almost every room is empty."
Hector: "Guess some lemonade can't hurt, now can it?"
Connie: "It's been a while since I checked the bathrooms..."
Hector: "Oh.. Hi there Connie."
Connie: "Oh, er.. Good morning Hector."
Hector: "You'd like to have a seat and talk?"
Connie: "... Okay."
Hector: "Great! Want a drink?"
Connie: "Oh, no, I'd like to leave this place behind as clean as possible."
Hector: "Okay, your choice. Make sure to make up your mind on your vote though"
Connie: ".. I will, I also try to organize my thoughts when I'm cleaning. I'll be fine."
Hector: "That's great. I'm still not sure either. Both you and Diane have some legit reason to be the Assassin."
Connie: "Hmm..."
Connie: "It's been a while since I checked the bathrooms..."
Hector: "Oh.. Hi there Connie."
Connie: "Oh, er.. Good morning Hector."
Hector: "You'd like to have a seat and talk?"
Connie: "... Okay."
Hector: "Great! Want a drink?"
Connie: "Oh, no, I'd like to leave this place behind as clean as possible."
Hector: "Okay, your choice. Make sure to make up your mind on your vote though"
Connie: ".. I will, I also try to organize my thoughts when I'm cleaning. I'll be fine."
Hector: "That's great. I'm still not sure either. Both you and Diane have some legit reason to be the Assassin."
Connie: "Hmm..."
Connie: "... You've had your fair share too."
Hector: "I have. I know it's not me though."
Connie: "But how can I know that it's not you?"
Hector: "I could ask the same."
Connie: "... That's true."
Hector: "Connie.. Look straight at me into the eyes and tell me you're not the Assassin."
Connie: "W- wha?... I am not the Assassin."
Hector: ".. Okay."
Hector: "I have. I know it's not me though."
Connie: "But how can I know that it's not you?"
Hector: "I could ask the same."
Connie: "... That's true."
Hector: "Connie.. Look straight at me into the eyes and tell me you're not the Assassin."
Connie: "W- wha?... I am not the Assassin."
Hector: ".. Okay."
Connie: "... Hector, do and tell me the same, please."
Hector: ".. I am not the Assassin."
Connie: ".... Thank you."
Hector: "You're welcome."
Connie: "..."
Hector: "..."
Hector: "I don't trust Diane. Remember when the police barged in looking for a murderer, right before Edmund got Eliminated?"
*Connie nods*
Hector: "I believe she might've been behind it. If I remember correctly she was the one who steered the officers out."
Connie: "H- Hector!"
Hector: "Sorry, but hear me out please. Earlier that day I'd mentioned my past with Michael in the Diary Room. It seems clear to me someone must have overheard me. In a way."
Connie: "... But why do you suspect Diane?"
Hector: "She makes the most sense to be the culprit. She's the person who dislikes me the most of the whole season, since that HEALTH-E incident. I'd imagine her being the person to throw people under the bus by non-game means."
Connie: "... She wouldn't go THAT far, right?"
Hector: "She mentioned she'd betray even her best friend under the oath."
Connie: "But did she mean that?"
Hector: ".. Good question.... Do you know of any secret alliance she had with Edmund?"
Connie: "... I'd doubt it. The two can barely stand eachother. I'd be surprised if they did."
Hector: "Nailed it! Diane told me Edmund told her that he did it. But he never told her that to begin with, because they were never allied, and so she was the one to call the police, not him!"
Connie: "..."
Hector: "Am I right or am I right?"
Connie: "Seriously Hector, I don't care if you're right!"
Hector: "..."
Connie: "I care about Diane because she's a friend of mine, whether she did it or not, whether she's the Assassin or not. Don't try to steer me away from her."
Hector: "..."
Hector: "... fuck....."
Connie: "Hector?"
Hector: I really shouldn't have said that....
Connie: Oh my.. that was so wrong of me to say....... and yet it feels so right to say....
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Bedroom Hallway
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Diane: "Why the hurry, my dear?"
Hector: "Can it wait?"
Diane: "... Then why do you stop?"
Hector: "I'm not in the mood to talk, sorry."
Diane: "... Go on."
Hector: "I know it was you after all, Diane."
Diane: ".. How do you mean?"
Hector: "....."
Diane: "....."
*Hector sighs shortly and then runs off again*
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Jetsetter
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Min Hee: "Jetsetters! It's finally time..."
Odessa: "The time has come for you to cast your votes."
Min Hee: "One by one, you will all go to the Diary Room..."
Odessa: "... There you'll sit down, state your reasoning how you came to the conclusion and finally cast your vote on the player who you think is the Assassin..."
Min Hee: "... After you've cast your vote, you'll retreat to your room, and put on your best attire for the live finale tonight."
Odessa: "Speak of your vote to no one. We will broadcast your votes to the audience among the votes of your fellow fallen Jetsetters."
Min Hee: "While you're busy preparing, we'll arrive in Starlight Shores, where you'll set foot on land again during nightfall."
Odessa: "Then we'll go to the live finale location, where your fellow fallen Jetsetters will await you and the Assassin will be revealed to the world."
Min Hee: "There all your questions about how they did it will be answered and we'll reveal the Clues hidden throughout the Season."
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Odessa: "3 out of 12 votes are in. But where are the other 9?"
Min Hee: "You'll see that after the break, when our reporter will catch up with the fallen Jetsetters's lives and the remaining votes will be cast, before all 12 Jetsetters will be reunited."
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
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Starlight Shores
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Rep the Reporter: "... What....?"
Rep: "What the heck was that for a commercial?"
Rep: "Oh, we're live again. lol"
Rep: "Hello, hello, good evening everyone! Can I have a WOO?!"
Audience: "WOO!!!"
Rep: "Great! Welcome again, to the live finale of Jetset! Tonight we'll finally see who that pesky Assassin is and if they succesfully avoided being caught, but before we meet the finalists here live..."
Rep: "We'll bring in the fallen Jetsetters, ask them questions, test 'em a little, pest 'em a little and eventually let them vote for who they think the Assassin is."
Audience: "YEAH!"
Rep: "Hello, hello, good evening everyone! Can I have a WOO?!"
Audience: "WOO!!!"
Rep: "Great! Welcome again, to the live finale of Jetset! Tonight we'll finally see who that pesky Assassin is and if they succesfully avoided being caught, but before we meet the finalists here live..."
Rep: "We'll bring in the fallen Jetsetters, ask them questions, test 'em a little, pest 'em a little and eventually let them vote for who they think the Assassin is."
Audience: "YEAH!"
Rep: "And that's not all, we've also brought you a few loved ones of the Jetsetters! Bring it up for Doctor Olive - HEALTH-E's creator; Booker Singleton - friend of Kain's; Connor Mouskouri - brother of Connie's; Honey Darnell - overall friend; and Shay Andrews - girlfriend of Salma's!"
Audience: "AAAH!"
Loved ones: "Hello!"
Audience: "AAAH!"
Loved ones: "Hello!"
Rep: "Here's how we'll tackle the show tonight: we'll welcome the Eliminees in groups of 3 in order of Elimination, and catch up with them a little. After we've went through all 9 of them it's time for our Eliminees to go and cast their vote on who they think the Assassin is, and then it's time to bring the finalists and the hosts back on board!"
Rep: "So... first of all we have the lady who, despite going through a rough time in the 2 days she's been with us, still managed to crawl her way into someone's heart: say welcome back to..."
Rep: "Janna Anthony!"
Janna: "Hi mum, hi dad! Hope you're all watching this time."
Audience: "WOOOOOOO!!"
Rep: "Welcome back!.. Oh my, what's with the scowl, Janna?"
Janna: "Ugh, it's just.. You see that group of friends and family over there? MY family should be sitting there too!"
Rep: "Oh deary dear. Why aren't they then?"
Janna: "Well well, where to start? Oh, I know: they pretend I never was on the show to begin with! They couldn't stand how I actually became the first boot. Don't you believe it?!"
Rep: "That's.. unbelievable!"
Janna: "I know! Don't you dare smiling, Honey."
Honey: "A- am I smiling?"
Rep: "That's really uncool to do. You've been on the Jetsetter and you're now here with us and nobody can take that away from you, not even your family."
Janna: "Ugh....."
Rep: "Take it easy, have a seat."
Rep: "Next we have a very favourite for the first run, but unfortunately the Assassin made her meet her maker on day 4: please give her a warm welcome: ..."
Rep: "Roxanne 'Mama Rox' Quinlan!"
Roxanne: "Hey y'all, Mama Rox is back in the haus!"
Audience: "WAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Shay: "Look, we're infinite on tv!"
Roxanne: "Yowza, Repsta! How're you doin'?"
Rep: "Great, thanks! You look lovely today."
Roxanne: "My, thank you girl. You look fine too."
Rep: "Thanks again, lol. How're you doing, BTW?"
Roxanne: "Fine, could be better, I'd rather be on a certain boat."
Rep: "We all would love to be there right now, wouldn't we?"
Roxanne: "Ahuh."
Rep: "Thank you yet again, please, have a seat and join Janna."
Rep: "And the final person for our first round! The person who eventually left on day 6 due to the realization that friends are more important than a game: please give him your best cheers: ..."
Rep: "Kain Henderson!"
Kain: "Hi everybody! Hi Rep!"
Audience: "Woo!"
Kain: "Great to see you've actually made it to hosting this."
Rep: "Yay me! How're you doing now?"
Kain: "Much better now that I've seen a few friendly faces."
Rep: "Thanks."
Roxanne: "Pffft, slimeball. He doesn't mean a word he says."
Booker: "Haha, you've spent the past weeks with me."
Kain: "True. True."
Rep: "Ah, is that so? We'll hear about it soon. Please have a seat."
Rep: "There we have it. The early boots of Jetset. Are you ready for the questions?"
Roxanne: "Fire it."
Kain: "Fire her."
Janna: "Guys, please. I'm ready, Rep."
Rep: "So... first of all we have the lady who, despite going through a rough time in the 2 days she's been with us, still managed to crawl her way into someone's heart: say welcome back to..."
Rep: "Janna Anthony!"
Janna: "Hi mum, hi dad! Hope you're all watching this time."
Audience: "WOOOOOOO!!"
Rep: "Welcome back!.. Oh my, what's with the scowl, Janna?"
Janna: "Ugh, it's just.. You see that group of friends and family over there? MY family should be sitting there too!"
Rep: "Oh deary dear. Why aren't they then?"
Janna: "Well well, where to start? Oh, I know: they pretend I never was on the show to begin with! They couldn't stand how I actually became the first boot. Don't you believe it?!"
Rep: "That's.. unbelievable!"
Janna: "I know! Don't you dare smiling, Honey."
Honey: "A- am I smiling?"
Rep: "That's really uncool to do. You've been on the Jetsetter and you're now here with us and nobody can take that away from you, not even your family."
Janna: "Ugh....."
Rep: "Take it easy, have a seat."
Rep: "Next we have a very favourite for the first run, but unfortunately the Assassin made her meet her maker on day 4: please give her a warm welcome: ..."
Rep: "Roxanne 'Mama Rox' Quinlan!"
Roxanne: "Hey y'all, Mama Rox is back in the haus!"
Audience: "WAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Shay: "Look, we're infinite on tv!"
Roxanne: "Yowza, Repsta! How're you doin'?"
Rep: "Great, thanks! You look lovely today."
Roxanne: "My, thank you girl. You look fine too."
Rep: "Thanks again, lol. How're you doing, BTW?"
Roxanne: "Fine, could be better, I'd rather be on a certain boat."
Rep: "We all would love to be there right now, wouldn't we?"
Roxanne: "Ahuh."
Rep: "Thank you yet again, please, have a seat and join Janna."
Rep: "And the final person for our first round! The person who eventually left on day 6 due to the realization that friends are more important than a game: please give him your best cheers: ..."
Rep: "Kain Henderson!"
Kain: "Hi everybody! Hi Rep!"
Audience: "Woo!"
Kain: "Great to see you've actually made it to hosting this."
Rep: "Yay me! How're you doing now?"
Kain: "Much better now that I've seen a few friendly faces."
Rep: "Thanks."
Roxanne: "Pffft, slimeball. He doesn't mean a word he says."
Booker: "Haha, you've spent the past weeks with me."
Kain: "True. True."
Rep: "Ah, is that so? We'll hear about it soon. Please have a seat."
Rep: "There we have it. The early boots of Jetset. Are you ready for the questions?"
Roxanne: "Fire it."
Kain: "Fire her."
Janna: "Guys, please. I'm ready, Rep."
Rep: "Janna Anthony, Roxanne Quinlan and Kain Henderson. It's been a while since we've actually heard something about them. I guess it's time we start to catch up with them. How have they coped with their Elimination from the game? How's life been in the days beyond the Jetsetter? How are they now looking at the fallen Jetsetters who made it to later stages of the game and even more: what are their thoughts on the Jetsetters left in the game? To start things off..."
Rep: "Janna, Jason's crush on you has grown exponentially ever since you were Eliminated on day 2 already. Do you think it has turned a bit into a creepy obsession for you at a certain point?"
Rep: "Roxanne, other Jetsetters estimated you to make it a whole lot further than you actually did. With most of the season played, do you think you would've done well if you were still in?"
Rep: "Kain, you have quit the show for the reason that you lacked a personal bond with the other Jetsetters. Now that you were able to watch from the sidelines, did you change your opinion on anyone?"
Kain: "Not much, to be honest."
Roxanne: "Don't mind him, gurl, 'cause I do. Oh child, I think I would have won this whole show, bahahaha! No but seriously I think I might have got past a few more challenges if I had even the smallest clue who the assassin was. Regardless of my early exit though I am happy that the other Jetsetters pegged me as a front runner. It's not every day people think you're going to succeed so easily, it has definitely given me a confidence boost because of it, I won't let it get to my weave though, bahahaha."
Rep: "Well, I can tell you I was expecting you to make it further as well! I was slightly shocked to see your in the pool so soon already with the dreaded word slapped over it. Janna?"
Janna: "Hehe. While on the ship the two of us had fun together and I did have feelings for him then. But it seems so long ago... Was it really there? Or is it just an illusion?"
Rep: "Maybe it was, if it weren't for the cameras catching it all. ;) On the other hand, Jason started having a few illusions throughout the game. Dreams, imagination, even suddenly seeing your face on a painting. Your thoughts about it?"
Janna: "Mmm... He really got a creative mind.."
Rep: "Hmm, creative. Now that's an interesting view to things."
Rep: "You got a little more to say about your time after you've left the Jetsetter, Kain?"
Kain: "Oh, yeah! It was great to catch up with Booker. We actually stayed in Appaloosa for a few more days, I believe I still actually heard an exploding bathrobe or something."
Rep: "Probably."
Kain: "After that we went to Hidden Springs, to go spa-ing there. It was great."
Rep: "Sounds cool, Kain. Mama Rox, another person who was perhaps shocked the most by your Elimination was your big friend Olive. She's out now too, unfortunately, but how do you think she played the game well?"
Roxanne: "She was obs not the Assassin, but she did have them strengths. Like asking Salma if she's the Assassin. Twas the Black Nomination, when she got that I knew she was gonna go home.
Rep: "And back to Janna again! Another topic. The people sitting next to you: Roxanne and Kain. Did you expect them to be out so soon?"
Janna: "Roxanne no... Kain maybe..."
Roxanne: "Yo, thanks girl."
Kain: "No comment."
Janna: "Can we say who we think is the Assassin?"
Rep: "You can try to tell them, yes. Makes it more interesting to see how things will go."
Janna: "... I still think it's HEALTH-E, Eliminated or not.. I don't trust that robot at all... A killing machine if you ask me..."
Kain: "I'd rather vote for a finalist."
Dr Olive: "HEALTH-E is completely safe in the hands of certified doctors!"
Rep: "At the least he's able to kick your ass, Janna. Hahaha. Still a bit scarred of the moment?"
Janna: "Haha... I will stick a water gun up his ass... Do he have an ass?"
Doctor Olive: "Good luck trying."
Rep: "... I'm not sure about whether he has an ass or not... He does use the bathroom, so who knows?"
Janna: "Really? I thought he just eats scrap... ? Oh, I guess he had to get rid of that too... Duh... But he is still number one on my killer list..." ;)
Rep: "Thank you all."
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Starlight Shores
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Rep: "Now it's time to welcome the second group of eliminees onto the stage - better hope they don't have stage fright btw. These Jetsetters made it past the week mark of the game, but became less fortunate after that. First of all we have our very favourite fox-cuddling, picknick table-burning, tree-climbing greenhead! Please make him feel like at home: ..."
Rep: "... Blane Scales!"
Blane: "Hey hey hey!"
Audience: "YEEEAAH!!!!"
Rep: "Blane. Do you still believe Edmund should dye his hair ends white?"
Blane: "... Whut?... Probably.."
Rep: "Oh, never mind. Still missing Lenka?"
Blane: "Duh! I really hope I get the chance to see her tonight."
Rep: "Let's hope Odessa takes her along then. ODESSA, DO YOU COPY?!"
Blane: "I hope so, hahaha."
Rep: "The hosts should be watching this, if the message isn't clear by now? Lol. Please, have a seat so we can call in our next guest."
Roxanne: "Awesome!"
Rep: "Coming up next is our favourite Dunglish speaking opera singer, always eager to do her best for the money. Give her a 'hartelijk applaus': ..."
Rep: "... Olive Kropp!"
Olive: "Good evening kindertjes!"
Audience: "Woo!"
Olive: "Hi Rep, you said that well."
Rep: "Thank you Olive. How've you been?"
Olive: "Great, I've called Mama Rox and we've had some fun times."
Rep: "Woo, that sounds nice."
Olive: "Yeah, out of our roof!"
Rep: "Lol. ...I guess it's time we bring up the next person. Is it okay to take the seat next to Blane?"
Olive: "Okay."
Rep: "And finally, we have our favourite farmer from the tropics with a bond with horses, a charming smile and a hopeless crush on someone..."
Olive: "Boer zoekt vrouw!"
Rep: "Thanks Olive. Say welcome again to: ..."
Rep: "Jason Blackland!"
Jason: "Hey y'all! It's me again."
Audience: "WOOOOO!"
Rep: "Hey Jason, how's the farm running?"
Jason: "Great, thanks....."
Rep: "Psst, I'm over here, lol."
Jason: "Oh, whoops. Sorry. I just wish I..."
Rep: "... Yes?"
Jason: ".. Erm, I wish my best bud could be here. But hey, he promised to keep an eye on the farm while I'm away for Jetset, and he's a man of his word, so..."
Rep: "... Yes?"
Jason: ".. Erm, I wish my best bud could be here. But hey, he promised to keep an eye on the farm while I'm away for Jetset, and he's a man of his word, so..."
Roxanne: "Ah look how cute gurl. He's still totally into you."
*Janna smiles out of politeness*
Rep: "Thank you, let's have a seat so we can dig more into the three of you."
Rep: "Blane Scales, Olive Kropp and Jason Blackland. The three of you have all made it far enough into the game to get into it, but your exits have been long enough ago to return to your normal life again. I guess it's time we start to catch up with them. How have they coped with their Elimination from the game? How's life been in the days beyond the Jetsetter? How are they now looking at the fallen Jetsetters who made it to later stages of the game and even more: what are their thoughts on the Jetsetters left in the game? To start things off..."
Rep: "Blane, you have been part of a few good alliances with connections. Most of your friends, including Olive next to you, fell eventually. One of your closest if not the closest, Connie, still is in though. Do you think you might have misjudged her role in the game, or do you still believe she's genuine?"
Rep: "Olive, throughout the season you've been the victim of bad luck. Think of Edmund shooting your bottle in the Archery Challenge, or grabbing the Black Nomination in the Cowboy Challenge. Do you think that you would've made it further if the stars were more alligned in your favour?"
Rep: "Jason, like Blane you have been part of a strong alliance with several other Jetsetters, including your best man Hector. The shady side of him, though, has been revealed to have to do with his dark past. Or do you think there's something more hiding behind his mysterious persona?"
Olive: "Probably not because I had no clue who the Assassin was. I think I was pretty wrong for most of the season and so the odds of me winning weren't great. But obviously if I was luckier I might have made it further, that goes without saying. But you also need some skill to win that I think I lacked."
Rep: "For someone who claims to have made it that far by luck you did a pretty decent job in the game though. Now that you've been able to watch from the sidelines a bit without a threat targetting you, do you think you might have figured out the Assassin's true identity by now?
Olive: "I mean, I was eliminated by Black Nomination so I don't even know if the people I was saying were wrong for sure, though my memory is really foggy from that long ago anyway. So no, I don't have a good guess..."
Rep: "Indeed, that's the bad thing from Black Nomination, you could have been spot on all along. You have seen several seasons of similar shows after all, so who knows? Before you should go and make your final suspect up, there's one more question I'd like you to ask: You seemed a bit upset at first after falling in the double Elimination. How did you cope with the situation after you arrived at home?"
Olive: "Exactly, though to be honest with you I don't even remember who I suspected when I was eliminated so it doesn't really make a difference at this point. I guess you probably know and if I was right you can let everyone know that I would have won if not for the Black Nomination. I was upset for like a day and then I was totally over it. I poured everything into my opera and that helped a little but to be honest with you, after the disappointment wore off I was grateful to not have to be stressed out thinking about it anymore. I also reunited with Mama Rox and we got to bond together over being losers so that was nice."
Roxanne: "Oow yeah it was!"
Rep: "Good to hear that. Thank you, Olive. The turn is.. Jason's!"
Jason: "We all have parts of our lives we don't want unearthed. It's natural to have some air of mystery surrounding us. Perhaps there is some sort of shadiness to him, but honestly, I'd rather not talk about that. Until I hear more, I remain neutral. I don't judge lest I be judged."
Rep: "That's a wise attitude you got there. Slightly boring, but wise... I guess we'll move on about that. Let's discuss.. Diane. What do you think of her spot in the finale? Do you think she played the game wisely, or that there might be something else going on as well?"
Jason: "Wow. Harsh much? Haha! I'm just kidding you! Some people do find me boring, but I'm steady, as Janna says. Diane, eh? Well, she's a prickly thing, but obviously, she's smarter than we all thought. Or she's just a fantastic guesser? Yeah, that's it. I'm sure of it."
*Jason smirks at the camera. He is still a little annoyed at Diane for not being nice in regards to Janna not being a worthy adversary in the game ;)*
Rep: "Aha, there we go! I can sense things getting more interesting now. But first we'll let Diane wait a bit, let's dive into Janna. You say you're a steady person whereas Janna had the freespirited tendencies. Opposites attract they say. But where will the two of you meet? Up high on Cloud 9 or on steady ground of the earth?"
Jason: "Interesting? You aren't waiting for drama or anything, are you?"
*Rep grins*
Jason: "I'm not sure I can go into great detail about Janna, though I'm sure the viewers would love it. Perhaps a little of Cloud 9 and steady ground. I mean, after all, we barely know each other. So, perhaps we'll enjoy each other's company whilst we steady ourselves after this crazy experience."
Rep: "A bit of spice now and then can't hurt, now can it? lol ;3 But anyway, I think we'll have to wait and see soon how it turns out. Thank you Jason."
Rep: "Thank y'all for answering, you can all join your fellow Jetsetters there."
Blane: "Hey, how about me?"
Rep: "Sorry. Tight time schedule."
Blane: "Hmmph."
Rep: "Chop chop."
Blane: "Hey, how about me?"
Rep: "Sorry. Tight time schedule."
Blane: "Hmmph."
Rep: "Chop chop."
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Rep: "6 fallen Jetsetters gathered behind me. 3 fallen Jetsetters yet to come and join us. These 3 were so close to making it to the finale, but alas, twas eventually not meant for them to still be on the Jetsetter. The first of these is the man who, ahem, enlightened us with his.. eye for home design and laid-back attitude... Please welcome the man: ..."
Rep: "Edmund Van Allen!"
Edmund: "The furniture in that backstage is outrageous! They should have an expert take a look at it..."
Audience: "Woo."
Rep: "Soo.. Hello."
Edmund: "Good evening, dearie- ah, Miss Darnell! You might want to talk to me afterwards, I think I got a good design to make your home shine like anew!"
Honey: "....."
Rep: "So... Have you already thought about the Assassin's identity, instead of furniture?"
Olive: "Pfft, I don't think so!"
Edmund: "Well dearie, as a matter of fact I have."
Olive: "Meh. You're a dumb blondie."
Rep: "Edmund, let's just sit down before this escalates, okay?"
Rep: "Phew, that went better than expected."
Olive: "If you let me sit down on him..."
Rep: "ANYways, time for me to bring in the next guest: she's been playing hard since second 1, making deals and gathering intel like a boss, all with the loyal home support of her loved one. Even an electric shock wasn't strong enough to stop her ambition: ..."
Rep: "Salma Guerrero!"
Salma: "Salma is back in the game!"
Audience: "YEAAAH!!!"
Shay: "Woohp!"
Salma: "Oh, hahah Shay, you silly."
Shay: "What? I haven't been able to hug you for over 2 weeks, I still have to catch up on that, you know."
Rep: "Lol. The two of you look so cute together. :3"
Salma: "Thanks."
Olive: "Zoene, zoene, maak me gèèèèèèèèèk!"
Everyone: "..................................................."
Rep: "Let's take a seat, while I bring in the next and final boot."
Rep: "Our final boot has proven himself to be one of a kind over and over again the past weeks. From awkward miscommunications and problems with the police to heroic rescues and lots of learning, this buddy managed to bring delight to anyone staying around him for long enough. Give him your warmest welcomes: ..."
Rep: "HEALTH-E!!!!"
HEALTH-E: "Hello everyone! Nice to see you all again."
*Everybody gasps*
Rep: "Oh... HEALTH-E.."
*Rep covers her mouth with her hand*
Rep: "You look... different."
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HEALTH-E: "Yes I do."
Audience member: "Boo! Fake imposter!"
Next-seat audience member: "Shaddup!"
???: "I can explain EXACTLY what happened."
Doctor Olive: "First there was science to be done. New functions and buttons to be added, so that people have higher chances to be still alive."
Rep: ".. Interesting.."
Doctor Olive: "There was research to be done and experiments to run, all for the people who'll be still alive from now on."
Doctor Olive: "And soon after we were out of beta so we could release on time for this finale. I do what I must, because I can. And for the people who'll be still alive."
Doctor Olive: "And so the science got done. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction; this is a triumph! A triumph for Science!"
Rep: "Hahah, I like your new look. It's so cool and shiny!"
HEALTH-E: "And I can fly. In fact, I am flying right now."
Olive: "Wait, you flied during the cowboy Challenge too, right?"
Jason: "Yes, you did back then!"
HEALTH-E: "I guess it's not that much of a novelty yet."
Rep: "I'm sure you got a lot of other novelties though."
Doctor Olive: "Speaking of novelties..."
Doctor Olive: "When writing the new code I've noticed some newly spawned points of data, incomprehensibly complicated in nature. According to my beautiful line of information logs, it was added at the moment of you getting shocked!"
Salma: "So you're saying..."
Doctor Olive: "Precisely, sentience! I am so happy for you, as you're part of the biggest breakthrough in artificial intelligence!"
Salma: "I guess a 'Great Scot' would be appropriate now?"
Rep: "The English are terrorizing all o' Scotland, and it's time fer us to fight back."
Salma: "Hahaha, love the reference. But back to the point - Me and HEALTH-E... part of me is.. copied into HEALTH-E? HEALTH-E's now some kind of.. horcrux to me? Only the thought already..."
Edmund: "Wouldn't surprise me, young Miss Voldemort."
Salma: "I got a nose, Edmund. Don't even think about comparing me to the Dark Lord."
Edmund: "... Touché."
Doctor Olive: "Little time for coffee breaks, there's science to do in this department! For the good of all of us---"
Olive: "Hey nameshare of me, how about we just go on with the show? My brain's shutting down from your technobabbel and it's creeping the hell outta me."
Jason: "Yes, it doesn't make sense to me neither."
Blane: "Amen."
Roxanne: "Me three."
Rep: "I guess it's time we all sit down so we can have our interviews."
Janna: "I like this new HEALTH-E now already over the old one."
Kain: "Really? How could you think so?"
Janna: "Don't you see? No legs, he can't kick my ass anymore."
Kain: "... I'll miss the old HEALTH-E... Seriously...."
Salma: "So you're saying..."
Doctor Olive: "Precisely, sentience! I am so happy for you, as you're part of the biggest breakthrough in artificial intelligence!"
Salma: "I guess a 'Great Scot' would be appropriate now?"
Rep: "The English are terrorizing all o' Scotland, and it's time fer us to fight back."
Salma: "Hahaha, love the reference. But back to the point - Me and HEALTH-E... part of me is.. copied into HEALTH-E? HEALTH-E's now some kind of.. horcrux to me? Only the thought already..."
Edmund: "Wouldn't surprise me, young Miss Voldemort."
Salma: "I got a nose, Edmund. Don't even think about comparing me to the Dark Lord."
Edmund: "... Touché."
Doctor Olive: "Little time for coffee breaks, there's science to do in this department! For the good of all of us---"
Olive: "Hey nameshare of me, how about we just go on with the show? My brain's shutting down from your technobabbel and it's creeping the hell outta me."
Jason: "Yes, it doesn't make sense to me neither."
Blane: "Amen."
Roxanne: "Me three."
Rep: "I guess it's time we all sit down so we can have our interviews."
Janna: "I like this new HEALTH-E now already over the old one."
Kain: "Really? How could you think so?"
Janna: "Don't you see? No legs, he can't kick my ass anymore."
Kain: "... I'll miss the old HEALTH-E... Seriously...."
Rep: "Finally. We're WAY behind our shedule now, but screw that. lol. Ready for the interviews?"
Edmund: "Sure."
Salma: "Yup. That's an interesting way to sit.."
HEALTH-E: "Yes."
Edmund: "Sure."
Salma: "Yup. That's an interesting way to sit.."
HEALTH-E: "Yes."
Rep: "Edmund Van Allen, Salma Guerrero and HEALTH-E. The three of you have all made it far in the game, close enough to get a taste test of the Finale, but got outed before you actually set afoot the trip to the cruise to the finish line safely. I guess it's time we start to catch up with them. How have they coped with their Elimination from the game? How's life been in the days beyond the Jetsetter? How are they now looking at the fallen Jetsetters who made it to later stages of the game and even more: what are their thoughts on the Jetsetters left in the game? To start things off..."
Rep: "Edmund, despite giving off the vibe you were mainly crusing along for recreational purposes, you managed to make a handful of deals behind the backs of your fellow Jetsetters. Do you think that strategy went wrong or right to cause your Elimination?"
Rep: "Salma, before you were Eliminated you seemed to be under the impression that the Assassin owed you something. Now that you've been standing on the sidelines for a couple of Episodes, did your views on that change?"
Rep: "HEALTH-E... before we get started, I must compliment your entirely new look. Despite your Elimination being only 2 days ago, you changed the most, haha. Now, what do you think of being guaranteed money?"
Edmund: "Ah yes... Recreation is something I'm very passionate about! I mean just look at my recreational hammock and recliner decor range! Everyone knows that I know how to relax... Or look like I'm relaxing. But really I am a hard, keen worker and being in the business world, I know how to make a few deals! So, this strategy I DID in fact employ into my time on the Jetsetter. I think that although my brilliant game play strategy and more than amazing decor skills, that I was seen as a threat by that blasted assassin! Whoever he or she is! So I think that their jealousy was what caused them to try and get me out of the game!... And it worked. *sigh*... I digress... But thank you for the question good miss, would you like a free complimentary art deco piece, compliments of Van Allen Decor, for your amazing interview skills and to show my amazing charity skills!"
Rep: "... Err, sure. Can it hurt?"
*3 seconds later*
Edmund: "You may all keep the chairs, of course."
Rep: "... lol... Anyways, HEALTH-E?"
Rep: "... lol... Anyways, HEALTH-E?"
HEALTH-E: "Well, whatever money I will get I'll donate to medical charities around the world so it makes me glad that medical charities are able to have more money."
Doctor Olive: "THAT'S MY BOY, EVERYBODY!"
Rep: "That's great. I believe that you mentioned somewhere on your application form that your biggest goal was a cure for cancer, so who knows what the money might mean? Time for Salma.."
Salma: "Whether I think the Assassin owes me something... I'd say yes, but I realized the Assassin is the person playing the pawns. I guess they've used all my potential and then kicked me to the curb. Tonight we'll be the ones getting the long end of the stick though!"
Rep: "You sound confident, Salma. Back to Edmund, jealousy, you said. Do you think Diane could be the Assassin? Or maybe even Hector? For that matter, you weren't that close with any of the final 3, with HEALTH-E right next to you being your last ally to be booted off. Do you feel sad that he didn't make it to the finale, or glad that you were able to trust him for sure?"
Edmund: "Glad that he is reliable. Shows I'm a good judge of character, and know who to trust and not. Shows that I make a good business partner, wink wink."
Rep: "Right. Thank you, Edmund. A bit of a new topic though, HEALTH-E: you just formed a new bond with Hector during your final days in the game. Now you're among the Eliminees. How do you think these things connect?"
Salma: "Whether I think the Assassin owes me something... I'd say yes, but I realized the Assassin is the person playing the pawns. I guess they've used all my potential and then kicked me to the curb. Tonight we'll be the ones getting the long end of the stick though!"
Rep: "You sound confident, Salma. Back to Edmund, jealousy, you said. Do you think Diane could be the Assassin? Or maybe even Hector? For that matter, you weren't that close with any of the final 3, with HEALTH-E right next to you being your last ally to be booted off. Do you feel sad that he didn't make it to the finale, or glad that you were able to trust him for sure?"
Edmund: "Glad that he is reliable. Shows I'm a good judge of character, and know who to trust and not. Shows that I make a good business partner, wink wink."
Rep: "Right. Thank you, Edmund. A bit of a new topic though, HEALTH-E: you just formed a new bond with Hector during your final days in the game. Now you're among the Eliminees. How do you think these things connect?"
HEALTH-E: "I honestly took what Hector stated to me about the coalition with a grain of salt, since I heard that Hector usually puts my name down as his main suspect in the rankings so he may as well suspect me. He may try to go with the philosophy of keeping your friends close but your enemies closer. Plus, I am afraid that he may tell me stuff to mess up my game just to see if I get Eliminated for believing in certain stuff that he thought was not true. Now that I am among the Eliminees, I should've probably listened to him more. Though at the same time, I slightly suspect him and Connie.. so I am not completely sure if I should've listened to him 100% of the time."
Rep: "So you believe he was trying to get you outed in the first place. That's an interesting theory, of which I can't say it seems unlikely. Manipulative he is for sure, but do you think he's the Assassin or a very clever, genre-savvy player?"
HEALTH-E: "One or the other. I feel like Hector could either be the Assassin because I kinda feel like that he is the type of person to get people to not think he is the Assassin or Hector isn't the Assassin, but he suspects me and he was trying to throw my game off in order to see if I get Eliminated afterwards in order to see if I am truly the Assassin or not, as well as trying to keep a close eye on me. If Hector is not the Assassin by the way, then I feel that Connie is as I kinda thought that she would've been out a lot sooner."
Rep: "Ah, interesting. We'll see how that turns out; you better make your mind on that soon because you'll soon be voting for the Assassin. Thank you for answering, HEALTH-E. Salma, final question to you. You're sure that you the Assassin's got the short end of the stick this time around. Do you believe you and your fellow Jetsetters got the right person to accuse?"
Salma: "100% positive. It's obvious who it is by now."
Rep: "Me likes such convidence. Thank you Salma, and hereby it's time for the three of you to move to the peanut gallery there."
Rep: "Speaking of accusing the Assassin, it's almost time to actually do that. Is everyone excited?!"
Everyone: "YES!"
Rep: "Really?!"
Everyone: "YES!!!"
Salma: "100% positive. It's obvious who it is by now."
Rep: "Me likes such convidence. Thank you Salma, and hereby it's time for the three of you to move to the peanut gallery there."
Rep: "Speaking of accusing the Assassin, it's almost time to actually do that. Is everyone excited?!"
Everyone: "YES!"
Rep: "Really?!"
Everyone: "YES!!!"
Rep: "Then let's do it, lol! Janna, it's your go first. Backstage there is a production member leading you to an exact replica of the Jetsetter's Diary Room. Once you've cast your vote on the person you think is the Assassin, you'll return here and signal Mama Rox, who'll signal Kain after she's done and so forth. Clear?"
Jetsetters: "Yes!"
Janna: "Here goes..."
Rep: "Meanwhile... would it be an idea to connect with the Jetsetter? So we can see how things there are going on?"
Audience: "Great!"
Rep: "Yes? There we go..."
Min Hee & Odessa: "Good evening world!"
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Blane: "<3"
Rep: "Hey hey! Almost ready there?"
Min Hee: "Almost ready. We're close to setting foot in Starlight Shores"
Odessa: "Captain Dockhatt did a perfect job mooring the boat already, so we just need to collect the finalists and then go straight there."
Captain Dockhatt *on side deck*: "One billiard thunder canon strikes get off me ye putrid piece of hellspawn!"
Raccoon: "Raawwrwwaarwarwwrraaawr!"
Rep: "You sure? He sounds like he's in quite a pickle there."
Captain Dockhatt: "Get off me, ye rat!"
Odessa & Min Hee: "........."
Min Hee: "I have no idea how that raccoon got in here."
Odessa: "You let him. After you brought HEALTH-E away."
*An obtuse thud emerges from behind the hosts*
Captain Dockhatt: "Ai! Ouch!"
Rep: "Ouch....."
Min Hee: "Odessa. We should help him out."
Odessa: "We should. But we're live, a certain someone said we couldn't run off when live, right?"
Min Hee: "... This is different."
Odessa: "Listen, you go out to him, I'll keep Lenka here. One critter running amok's bad enough already."
Min Hee: "... You win."
*Min Hee throws open the door, to which the camera is attached*
Odessa: "Oi, watch the camera!"
Odessa & Rep: "LOOK OUT!!"
Rep: "....... Oh boy..."
Rep: "Commercial time, now please."
Olive: "Zoene, zoene, maak me gèèèèèèèèèk!"
Olive: "That commercial person is awesome!"
Rep: "Welcome back everybody, this is the live finale of Jetset, and we're close to bringing in the finalists in the studio!"
Rep: "In fact, they're already on their way. So bring it up for a small montage of the three's ways parting from the Jetsetter once and for all..."
Audience: "Ooooooh!"
Audience: "Ooooooooooooooooooh!!!"
Rep: "You're in the building already? Great, I'll go and get ready to get you in asap!"
Everyone: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"
Rep: "Friends, family, fans and admirers all over the world, here they finally are..."
Everyone: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!"
Rep: "Connie Mouskouri, Diane White, Hector Dolfinne, Odessa Wolf, Min Hee Ni and Captain Dockhatt!"
Everyone: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Odessa: "Heeeeeeeeeeeey!!! We love y'all!!!"
Rep: "How're y'all doing?"
Odessa: "Woooo, great of course!"
Min Hee: "Thanks for asking, Rep!"
Rep: "I've barely started asking, lol! Let's sit and begin!"
Captain Dockhatt: "Really? No seat for me?"
Odessa: "Oh, whoops..."
Min Hee: "...."
Odessa: "Sorry- ... hang on... This is not the couch I ordered.."
Odessa: "Speaking of which... Why is the whole interior here different?"
*The Debby Downer Noise plays*
Edmund: "Curse you, treacherous camera person."
Odessa: "Really?"
Edmund: "What? She permitted me to."
Rep: "And I still regret."
Odessa: "You better try and get the old stuff back. You don't want to know how expensive it was."
Edmund: "My designs are worth twice at least. And, especially for the occasion, you'll get them for free! Pretty great deal right?"
Odessa: "... Barely."
Edmund: "....... I'll have the old stuff returned after the finale."
Odessa: "... Fine..."
Olive: "Even Apeldoorn bellen anders, Odessa."
Rep: "That's settled, I guess. Now back to the interviews."
Captain Dockhatt: "Can I have a chair?"
Rep: "Connie, Diane, Hector.. First of all, how are you feeling that you're here, being a finalist and so very close to the revelation and all?"
Diane: "Estatic, thank you very much for asking.
Rep: "Well, nervous?"
Diane: "Not at all, my dear. I am confident in how I and our fellow players are able to figure out the Assassin, and I feel confident in that the Assassin next to me is going and about to fall in the depths of loss and defeat. I have no secrets to hide."
Hector: "No secrets to hide we'll see. I got a small question for Edmund, just to figure out a certain full truth once and for all..."
Diane: "..."
Rep: "This'll be juicy. Fire it!"
Captain Dockhatt: "Bingo!"
Edmund: "No need to ask, the answer is no, there never was any alliance between me and Diane."
Hector: "Bingo!"
Edmund: "I want to snitch her just as much as you do, my hairstyle buddy."
Odessa: "So it was you who called in the police on day 14 after all, Diane!"
Diane: "... Yes...."
Diane: ".....Yes, I did it... I called the police... I was afraid soooooo. Much..."
Diane: "It- it- just di- just- justice, justice..."
Everyone: "......."
Diane: "Justice, in the palm of my hand. Toppling, topple- tipping topples. Tipping-"
Hector: "But while you're making up mumbles I'd like to know how you knew!"
Min Hee: "Good question."
Diane: ".. I... accidentally overheard Min Hee while I was heading to the kitchen. She mentioned that he killed his brother and felt unsave. Too. Connie told me earlier that day about a confession he made and I did the math myself."
Odessa: "....."
Min Hee: "Did I feel unsave?"
Odessa: ".. I believe you mentioned the safety protocol... Maybe.."
Min Hee: ".. You might be right...."
Min Hee: "But how did you overhear us then?"
Diane: "You were outside, possibly on your balcony."
Min Hee: "... You're right.. It's all my fault."
Hector: "No, but..."
Hector: "You can't let her go unpunished, right?"
Odessa: "If it weren't for me Min Hee might've done the same."
Hector: ".. Sheesh... Just sheesh...."
Captain Dockhatt: "Hey mateys, look who's got me a proper chair?"
Everyone: "...."
Captain Dockhatt: "Whu?"
Rep: "I think that conversation is finito."
Captain Dockhatt: "?"
Rep: "I suggest we go and hear more of the lovely face of Connie!"
Connie: "Oh, er..."
Rep: "Feeling nervous?"
Connie: "Er... actually, yes.."
Rep: "We're so close to the end now."
Rep: "At least you have backup there. Say hello Connor!"
Connor: "Hello Connor! Hahahah."
Connie: "My very best little brother."
Rep: "Let's do what I'm best at: throw in some questions."
Rep: "Okay, so Connie, what exactly makes you nervous?"
Connie: "Oh dear... eh, I'm wondering what the others are thinking of me.. I mean, the three of us have been officially judged today now.."
Rep: "Yes."
Connie: "Ideally we'd be judged by our play in the Challenges. But I didn't do very well in these."
Connor: "You were phenomenal, Connie! You're in the finale, and that's for a reason."
Connie: "Aww, thanks.. Maybe you should play next season?"
Connor: "Hmm, maybe if I can..."
Rep: "Wouldn't that be great?"
*Connie and Connor nod in agreement*
Rep: "If it'll work it's great to get a sneak preview of you, Connor. Could you tell us a little more about your relationship with Connie?"
Connor: "Oh, err.. Connie is.. we share the deepest parts of our souls with eachother. I fully trust her."
Connie: ":3"
Connie: "My biggest hope is that Connor and I will grow old together happily. "
Connor: "Exactly.. Just exactly."
Rep: "Aww, you're so cute..."
Connor: "Ah thank- wait, what?"
Rep: "Oi -THAT's so cute I mean..."
Connor: "..."
Connie: "... Er......"
Booker: "Time to reveal the votes?"
Rep: "Oh, yes please! Odessa, Min Hee, you get the honour?"
Odessa: "Oh, sure!"
Rep: "Thanks."
*Rep hurries to the backstage*
Janna: "Here goes..."
Rep: "Meanwhile... would it be an idea to connect with the Jetsetter? So we can see how things there are going on?"
Audience: "Great!"
Rep: "Yes? There we go..."
Min Hee & Odessa: "Good evening world!"
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Blane: "<3"
Rep: "Hey hey! Almost ready there?"
Min Hee: "Almost ready. We're close to setting foot in Starlight Shores"
Odessa: "Captain Dockhatt did a perfect job mooring the boat already, so we just need to collect the finalists and then go straight there."
Captain Dockhatt *on side deck*: "One billiard thunder canon strikes get off me ye putrid piece of hellspawn!"
Raccoon: "Raawwrwwaarwarwwrraaawr!"
Rep: "You sure? He sounds like he's in quite a pickle there."
Captain Dockhatt: "Get off me, ye rat!"
Odessa & Min Hee: "........."
Min Hee: "I have no idea how that raccoon got in here."
Odessa: "You let him. After you brought HEALTH-E away."
*An obtuse thud emerges from behind the hosts*
Captain Dockhatt: "Ai! Ouch!"
Rep: "Ouch....."
Min Hee: "Odessa. We should help him out."
Odessa: "We should. But we're live, a certain someone said we couldn't run off when live, right?"
Min Hee: "... This is different."
Odessa: "Listen, you go out to him, I'll keep Lenka here. One critter running amok's bad enough already."
Min Hee: "... You win."
*Min Hee throws open the door, to which the camera is attached*
Odessa: "Oi, watch the camera!"
Odessa & Rep: "LOOK OUT!!"
Rep: "....... Oh boy..."
Rep: "Commercial time, now please."
Olive: "Zoene, zoene, maak me gèèèèèèèèèk!"
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Olive: "That commercial person is awesome!"
Rep: "Welcome back everybody, this is the live finale of Jetset, and we're close to bringing in the finalists in the studio!"
Rep: "In fact, they're already on their way. So bring it up for a small montage of the three's ways parting from the Jetsetter once and for all..."
Audience: "Ooooooh!"
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Audience: "Ooooooooooooooooooh!!!"
Rep: "You're in the building already? Great, I'll go and get ready to get you in asap!"
Everyone: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!"
Rep: "Friends, family, fans and admirers all over the world, here they finally are..."
Everyone: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!!"
Rep: "Connie Mouskouri, Diane White, Hector Dolfinne, Odessa Wolf, Min Hee Ni and Captain Dockhatt!"
Everyone: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
Odessa: "Heeeeeeeeeeeey!!! We love y'all!!!"
Rep: "How're y'all doing?"
Odessa: "Woooo, great of course!"
Min Hee: "Thanks for asking, Rep!"
Rep: "I've barely started asking, lol! Let's sit and begin!"
Captain Dockhatt: "Really? No seat for me?"
Odessa: "Oh, whoops..."
Min Hee: "...."
Odessa: "Sorry- ... hang on... This is not the couch I ordered.."
Odessa: "Speaking of which... Why is the whole interior here different?"
*The Debby Downer Noise plays*
Edmund: "Curse you, treacherous camera person."
Odessa: "Really?"
Edmund: "What? She permitted me to."
Rep: "And I still regret."
Odessa: "You better try and get the old stuff back. You don't want to know how expensive it was."
Edmund: "My designs are worth twice at least. And, especially for the occasion, you'll get them for free! Pretty great deal right?"
Odessa: "... Barely."
Edmund: "....... I'll have the old stuff returned after the finale."
Odessa: "... Fine..."
Olive: "Even Apeldoorn bellen anders, Odessa."
Rep: "That's settled, I guess. Now back to the interviews."
Captain Dockhatt: "Can I have a chair?"
Rep: "Connie, Diane, Hector.. First of all, how are you feeling that you're here, being a finalist and so very close to the revelation and all?"
Diane: "Estatic, thank you very much for asking.
Rep: "Well, nervous?"
Diane: "Not at all, my dear. I am confident in how I and our fellow players are able to figure out the Assassin, and I feel confident in that the Assassin next to me is going and about to fall in the depths of loss and defeat. I have no secrets to hide."
Hector: "No secrets to hide we'll see. I got a small question for Edmund, just to figure out a certain full truth once and for all..."
Diane: "..."
Rep: "This'll be juicy. Fire it!"
Captain Dockhatt: "Bingo!"
Edmund: "No need to ask, the answer is no, there never was any alliance between me and Diane."
Hector: "Bingo!"
Edmund: "I want to snitch her just as much as you do, my hairstyle buddy."
Odessa: "So it was you who called in the police on day 14 after all, Diane!"
Diane: "... Yes...."
Diane: ".....Yes, I did it... I called the police... I was afraid soooooo. Much..."
Diane: "It- it- just di- just- justice, justice..."
Everyone: "......."
Diane: "Justice, in the palm of my hand. Toppling, topple- tipping topples. Tipping-"
Hector: "But while you're making up mumbles I'd like to know how you knew!"
Min Hee: "Good question."
Diane: ".. I... accidentally overheard Min Hee while I was heading to the kitchen. She mentioned that he killed his brother and felt unsave. Too. Connie told me earlier that day about a confession he made and I did the math myself."
Odessa: "....."
Min Hee: "Did I feel unsave?"
Odessa: ".. I believe you mentioned the safety protocol... Maybe.."
Min Hee: ".. You might be right...."
Min Hee: "But how did you overhear us then?"
Diane: "You were outside, possibly on your balcony."
Min Hee: "... You're right.. It's all my fault."
Hector: "No, but..."
Hector: "You can't let her go unpunished, right?"
Odessa: "If it weren't for me Min Hee might've done the same."
Hector: ".. Sheesh... Just sheesh...."
Captain Dockhatt: "Hey mateys, look who's got me a proper chair?"
Everyone: "...."
Captain Dockhatt: "Whu?"
Rep: "I think that conversation is finito."
Captain Dockhatt: "?"
Rep: "I suggest we go and hear more of the lovely face of Connie!"
Connie: "Oh, er..."
Rep: "Feeling nervous?"
Connie: "Er... actually, yes.."
Rep: "We're so close to the end now."
Rep: "At least you have backup there. Say hello Connor!"
Connor: "Hello Connor! Hahahah."
Connie: "My very best little brother."
Rep: "Let's do what I'm best at: throw in some questions."
Rep: "Okay, so Connie, what exactly makes you nervous?"
Connie: "Oh dear... eh, I'm wondering what the others are thinking of me.. I mean, the three of us have been officially judged today now.."
Rep: "Yes."
Connie: "Ideally we'd be judged by our play in the Challenges. But I didn't do very well in these."
Connor: "You were phenomenal, Connie! You're in the finale, and that's for a reason."
Connie: "Aww, thanks.. Maybe you should play next season?"
Connor: "Hmm, maybe if I can..."
Rep: "Wouldn't that be great?"
*Connie and Connor nod in agreement*
Rep: "If it'll work it's great to get a sneak preview of you, Connor. Could you tell us a little more about your relationship with Connie?"
Connor: "Oh, err.. Connie is.. we share the deepest parts of our souls with eachother. I fully trust her."
Connie: ":3"
Connie: "My biggest hope is that Connor and I will grow old together happily. "
Connor: "Exactly.. Just exactly."
Rep: "Aww, you're so cute..."
Connor: "Ah thank- wait, what?"
Rep: "Oi -THAT's so cute I mean..."
Connor: "..."
Connie: "... Er......"
Booker: "Time to reveal the votes?"
Rep: "Oh, yes please! Odessa, Min Hee, you get the honour?"
Odessa: "Oh, sure!"
Rep: "Thanks."
*Rep hurries to the backstage*
Odessa: "People! It's time to get an answer on one of the biggest questions of this season: Who will be accused of being the Assassin?"
Min Hee: ".. Without further ado, here. Are. The. Votes!"
Connie: "Oh..."
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Connie: "I have been nominated by the assassin several times and the only reason they selected not to eliminate me is quite simple: they want everyone else in this game to believe that I am the one responsible for sending other people home because of my awful performances in previous challenges. Minesweeper and shooting arrows..."
*Connie sighs*
Connie: "... I hate to do this but I am accusing HECTOR DOLFINNE to be the assassin as I have found some evidence that points towards him. Hector was the only one who did not answer anything on the whiteboard back at the Ferris wheel that it seems like he was sabotaging the challenge. However, I will have to admit that I do not understand why he chose not to eliminate Diane after her acquiring a clue. And with the reasons above I am therefore accusing Hector to be the assassin."
Hector: "Okay.."
Janna: "... I don't think it's Connie... I don't think she will 'kill' me in the first round... Then I also don't think it will be Hector... Diane maybe... So I think it's her... Because she did bad in all the challenges to get the money for the Assassin... So VOTE DIANE."
Diane: "Fine."
Olive: "Like I said in the interview I've thought very little about who the Assassin is. But my underbelly still gives me a subtle hunch towards one person. That person..."
Olive: "... is Diane White. I'm holding my eye on you, my dear, ik heb je dik door."
Diane: "Hold on, my dear..."
Salma: "... and so my vote goes to Hector."
HEALTH-E: "...I vote for Hector to be the Assassin."
Min Hee: "That's 1 vote Connie, 2 votes Diane and 4 votes Hector already. 2 more and Hector loses all his earnings."
Hector: "Ã…h gud..."
*Hector nervously swallows*
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Hector: "Both gallies have been on-and-off suspicious to me over the course of the season, but there's one that I suspect the most. She's played a mostly under-the-radar game, only having a few obvious sabotages here and there, and making bonds with many Jetsetters in order to get them on her side and to believe her self-proclaimed "innocence"..."
Hector: "And so, for those reasons, I declare that Connie MUST be the Assassin."
Connie: "...."
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Janna: "Who do I think is the assassin? The whole game it was HEALTH-E... But now I don't know... Diane did bad in all the challenges... But it also can be Hector and Connie... But..."
Janna: "... I don't think it's Connie... I don't think she will 'kill' me in the first round... Then I also don't think it will be Hector... Diane maybe... So I think it's her... Because she did bad in all the challenges to get the money for the Assassin... So VOTE DIANE."
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Olive: "Like I said in the interview I've thought very little about who the Assassin is. But my underbelly still gives me a subtle hunch towards one person. That person..."
Olive: "... is Diane White. I'm holding my eye on you, my dear, ik heb je dik door."
Diane: "Hold on, my dear..."
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Salma: "The last few days I spent taking it easy with Shay and rewatching episodes. I noticed someone really standing out because of their attitude during previous challenges..."
Salma: "... and so my vote goes to Hector."
Hector: "Wait, what? Salma?"
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Diane: "The time is now, my friends, to eliminate the terrible, chef-shaming horror's reign. It has lasted too long, and now, this so-called 'Assassin' will burn in the place beneath Hell. Beneath the Red Devil himself. For the entire season, one little person has been there all along, with their pitchfork and their torch...thinking that they could undermine me. Now I know who the Assassin truly is..."
Diane: "... and that person is Hector. Manipulative, annoying, a fish lover - he must truly believe I am a maid for cleaning his messes, and I cannot stand for that.
Sincerely, Diane White.
PS. Can someone please contact a man named Brock for me? I've missed our phone calls so terribly."
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HEALTH-E: "While I was scanning through my data of the past season, I started looking with a different, new approach. After reevaluating everything I know I decided to settle on a new person to accuse of being the Assassin. Therefore..."
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HEALTH-E: "...I vote for Hector to be the Assassin."
Hector: "Ã…h gud..."
Edmund: "I'm leaning towards my suspect because this whole time I've just been so clued in on what they've done, but I'm not 100% certain and I'm not sure exactly what leads me to believe it..."
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*Hector nervously swallows*
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Roxanne: "The good thing about being Eliminated after being a couple of days in, is that I gotta know everyone a little by person, which makes estimating them actions and if they fit or not easier. I've analyzed the deeds, crunched down the needs and chatted a bit with Olive for more input and now I'm one billion percent sure on the Assassin's identity. So...
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Roxanne: "... Yes I keep my vote for Diane, she has to be the assassin xD"
Diane: "Oh dear..."
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Jason: "... Hector has."
Odessa: 6 votes for you, Hector. 3 for Diane and only 1 for Connie. Plurality has been reached, Hector has been accused."
Hector: "This.. hurts... It just.... hurts...."
Jason: "I'm so sorry, Hector... But it's part of the game, you know..."
Hector: "Et tu, Brute... JUDAS!! You Judas!..."
Jason: "........."
Hector: "Oh, just kidding.. sorry for that, haha...."
Jason: "Oh.... Guess we're even now... haha.."
Hector: "Haha.. But seriously though, am I the only person who voted Connie?"
Min Hee: "We have yet to see. 2 votes are still missing..."
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Kain: "... and that mug belongs to Hector Dolfinne. Or rather: Hector Seekat. Hmm..."
Hector: "That was just plain rude, Henderson."
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Blane: "After following the show along from the sidelines I really saw one person in particular do exactly the things I'd do if I were the Assassin. And guess what, that person's still in!..."
Blane: "... Hector, I don't exactly know why you've Eliminated me, but I think you're the one who did. I'm so sorry if I'm wrong though."
Min Hee: "Hector.. how does that feel?"
Hector: "It sucks. It really sucks. That's the short version."
Odessa: "Feel like sharing the long version?"
Hector: "We'd still be here by tomorrow afternoon so no, thanks for asking."
Odessa: "Feel like sharing the long version?"
Hector: "We'd still be here by tomorrow afternoon so no, thanks for asking."
Odessa: ".. Lower scale medium?"
Hector: "Fine to me. I thought I had a bond of mutual trust with a few people. Apparantly not though."
Min Hee: "It's part of the genre. You as a group are going through so much together, yet there's also the game that has to be played."
Hector: "Exactly. We can't live on with eachother, but also not live on without eachother."
Hector: "Fine to me. I thought I had a bond of mutual trust with a few people. Apparantly not though."
Min Hee: "It's part of the genre. You as a group are going through so much together, yet there's also the game that has to be played."
Hector: "Exactly. We can't live on with eachother, but also not live on without eachother."
Hector: "And I think now that we've been through this our paths can and will cross again in the future. But anyway, I've done my very best to try and find the Assassin, so it feels really bad to have all credit for my part of the quest nullified. I admit, I'm not in desperate need of money, but then again neither are Diane and Connie. I'd have donated a good share to Greenpeace, WWF and Amnesty. And saved the rest for the future, and some self-treating."
Diane: "It's a game, and I still think you are the Assassin."
Hector: "I'm not the Assassin, so it must be one of you."
Diane: "None of us is the Assassin, so it must be you."
Hector: "Then either you're lying or Connie has lied to you because it's not me."
Connie: "I have not lied to Diane, and I trust Diane to do the same to me, so it's not us."
Diane: "It's a game, and I still think you are the Assassin."
Hector: "I'm not the Assassin, so it must be one of you."
Diane: "None of us is the Assassin, so it must be you."
Hector: "Then either you're lying or Connie has lied to you because it's not me."
Connie: "I have not lied to Diane, and I trust Diane to do the same to me, so it's not us."
Hector: "I know that I'm speaking the truth. I trust my own experience."
Diane: "But we know we can trust eachother."
Connie: "Yup."
Rep: "Sorry to interrupt, but hosties, does that fashion protocol really have to be that strict? I only spilled a drop of coffee on-!"
Audience: "WOOOO!!"
Min Hee: "It's protocol, you know."
Odessa: "BTW, you look sexy in that dress."
Rep: "Thanks, I guess. Lol."
Odessa: "We're actually close to revealing the Assassin, Rep."
Rep: "Really? Cool!"
Min Hee: "You get the honour?"
Rep: "Sure!"
Audience: "WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Odessa: "Right after this commercial break!"
Audience: "Awwwww..."
*Odessa winks*
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Starlight Shores
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Olive: "... what is it with those commercials? I say 'Even Apeldoorn bellen' and we get them."
Rep: "Welcome back world, to the Jetset finale!"
Audience: "WOOOO!!"
Rep: "Are you looking forward to see the Assassin revealed?!"
Audience: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Rep: "THEN LET'S GO AND REVEAL THEIR FACE!!!"
Audience: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"
Salma: "Oooh..."
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Audience: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Rep: "HECTOR DOLFINNE IS THE ASSASSIN!"
Min Hee: "THE JETSETTERS HAVE WON!"
Odessa: "THEY'LL HAVE 1.250.000 SIMOLEONS TO SHARE!"
Jetsetters minus Hector: "W000000T!"
*The audience applauds and cheers loudly*
Rep: "Hector!.. could you please say it officially once and for all?"
Hector: "I am the Assassin."
*The audience's cheers briefly escalate again*
Rep: "How does it feel being allowed to say that out loud in public?"
Hector: "Good.. I- It feels just like when I decided to open up about my past. I've been carrying too many secrets the past time already. Although getting to terms that it's actually out might still be a struggle..."
Rep: "Care to explain a little more?"
Hector: ".. It still feels weird at times. At first I think 'hey, keep your nose out of my business' or 'you aren't even supposed to know that', but then I remind myself that I'm changing my way of life and it's simply part of that change. I'm technically.., what term to use.."
Hector: "It's like throwing a grepnel out to the place how I want to be, and then pulling myself up to be on that place myself. But then again I think the Assassin secret's less hard to cope with."
Rep: "I think so, yes. lol."
Hector: "Having both out in the open gives me the feeling of actually being free, though. And I love feeling that feeling again after... years."
Rep: "You have also just lost §737.000 though. Is that a bit of a bummer?"
Hector: "I guess, but being on this show turned out to be a great step towards changing as a person. That's the biggest prize I got of all, and I'm happy with that."
Rep: "You could've had that, plus 737.000 Simoleons though."
Hector: ".. You're right. But there's more in the world than money though. The urge to have money is the root of all evil, after all."
Diane: "And what about Greenpeace, Amnesty and the WWF?"
Hector: "I was talking about the part I'd keep for myself."
Diane: "....."
Min Hee: "Jetsetters, anything specific you want to say to your Assassin?"
Olive: "You got me fooled, so you did well! Bravo!"
Janna: "I lost all my trust in humanity! D:"
Edmund: "I still should've been there!"
Jason: "I only thought of you as the Assassin after my game was over! So you got me fooled, good game Hector."
Diane: "And what do you think about Connie and me, Jason?"
Jason: "How do you mean?"
Diane: "Don't you remember?"
Connie: "I starred in that! :D"
Diane: "When I told you how this game should be played? After you were sobbing Janna's loss?"
Diane: "No howevers either. Look, I can share you my secret on how to deal with the Eliminees in this game."
Jason: "Err..."
Diane: "Just pretend they're mere obstacles on your way to the Finale. Every Eliminee who is not you is one step closer to the end. You can try and take one ally with you, but that's the limit."
Jason: "I still can't believe that's how you look at things."
Janna: "I was yelling dark things at my phone when you said that!"
Roxanne: "Gurl, that's.. what?"
Janna: "... Basically that's how everyone at the airport was like, looking at me...."
Diane: "Anyway, you all may perceive my attitude as wrong, but look at the facts. I proved right all along. I took my closest friend and we conquered our way to the finale and prevailed tonight. I undoubtedly did exactly what I said I'd do back then. So, here we are. Do not doubt the words of Diane White, my dears. And do not doubt the words of Connie Mouskouri."
Jason: "That might be how the game works, but that's not how life works."
Diane: "I know, my dear, life can be even more brutal."
Jason: "Yeaaeehhhwhat?"
Diane: "I've talked about my past on international television, so."
Everyone: "........"
Roxanne: "I thought it was 'Mousecurry' all the time."
Connie: "You're not alone in that..."
Everyone: "......"
Rep: "So, anyone else with-"
Diane: ".. Don't they know I'm on live television?"
*Diane answers the call*
Diane: "Hello?"
Edmund: "Why does she get all the calls?"
Diane: "Sssh! Yes? .... What?!...... WHAT?!?!........................... No, YOU have a nice day. Farewell."
*Diane sighs out loud in annoyance. Connie puts her hand on Diane's arm*
Diane: "Ugh....."
Everyone: "........"
Rep: "Soo, Diane?"
Diane: "None of your business, my dear."
Rep: "Nope. But actually, it is. Live television, while you could've gone backstage there. Or cancelled the call."
Diane: "....... Well, fine then."
Rep: "Oh."
Rep: "Who?"
Diane: "Dr. Orchid. I've once met her. I hate her soooo much. It- it- the f- it- flames, flames. Flames, on the side of my face. Breathing, breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving-"
Odessa: "Oh, not again."
Police Officer: "Hector Dolfinne, you are under arrest for manslaughter."
Hector: "I guess so."
Connie: "Not so fast."
Police Officer: "Hey?"
Connie: "Hector has been through enough already the past years. He doesn't deserve anymore to be arrested."
Diane: "Connie, no. I don't want you to get into any trouble."
Connie: "Sorry Diane, I'm doing what I think is right."
Salma: "I agree with her."
HEALTH-E: "Hector doesn't deserve to be locked behind bars."
Jason: "Yeah, take Diane instead!"
Diane: "What?!"
Roxanne: "He been respecting me, I respect him, so you gonna have to go through Mama Rox first!"
Police Officer: "Oh my.."
Odessa: "I'm with them too! Hector's in deserving of a second chance, after all these years!.. and the show must go on too.."
Hector: "T- thanks.. I'm flattered guys."
Hector: "But I guess this is what I had coming. So I'll leave with her. Sorry."
Jason: "But.."
Salma: "No!"
Odessa: "But the sho-"
Hector: "I'm having peace with it. And I don't want you to get in any trouble."
Everyone: "............"
Everyone: "............"
Rep: "And what do we do now?"
Odessa: "QUICK! MIN HEE! GO AND TRY TO BAIL HIM OUT! JETSETTERS! THINK OF ESCAPE PLANS! CAPTAIN DOCKHATT! HELP ME STOP THE PANIC!"
Kain: "You're the only one panicking."
Odessa: "EDMUND! SHUT UP! REP! THROW IN A COMMERCIAL BREAK!"
Edmund and Kain: "..."
Rep: "Oh, okay, sure!"
Rep: "Well, eh, stay tuned, folks! Be right back after the commercial!"
Rep: "And what do we do now?"
Odessa: "QUICK! MIN HEE! GO AND TRY TO BAIL HIM OUT! JETSETTERS! THINK OF ESCAPE PLANS! CAPTAIN DOCKHATT! HELP ME STOP THE PANIC!"
Kain: "You're the only one panicking."
Odessa: "EDMUND! SHUT UP! REP! THROW IN A COMMERCIAL BREAK!"
Edmund and Kain: "..."
Rep: "Oh, okay, sure!"
Rep: "Well, eh, stay tuned, folks! Be right back after the commercial!"
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Starlight Shores
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Min Hee: "Odessa, they're closed I tell you. We can't bail him out til tomorrow!"
Odessa: "Then find a way to open the service desk again!"
Min Hee: "Sheesh, Odessa, just calm down!"
Odessa: "How could we?! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY AND REP IS THE ONLY ONE STICKING TO THE PLAN!"
Doctor Olive: "I have an escape plan!"
Odessa: "YES, REALLY?! TELL ME!!"
Rep: "Guys..-"
Doctor Olive: "We can triumph by equiping HEALTH-E with burning lasers and axes!"
Odessa: "Awesome! You're in charge Doc!"
Rep: "We're live again. That all just aired on international TV!"
Odessa: "WHAT?! For FUCKS sake! ABORT THAT PLAN, DOC!!!!"
Doctor Olive: "I'm not deaf, lady!"
Min Hee: "Odessa! You. Must. Calm. Down. Now!"
Odessa: "EMERGENCY!"
Min Hee: "Just.. Look at who all are panicking!"
Odessa: "..."
Min Hee: "You are acting like an idiot for nothing, and you're the only one at that!"
Odessa: "Don't call me an idiot!"
Min Hee: "You're not an idiot, your panic is an idiot!"
Odessa: "..."
Odessa: "Then find a way to open the service desk again!"
Min Hee: "Sheesh, Odessa, just calm down!"
Odessa: "How could we?! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY AND REP IS THE ONLY ONE STICKING TO THE PLAN!"
Doctor Olive: "I have an escape plan!"
Odessa: "YES, REALLY?! TELL ME!!"
Rep: "Guys..-"
Doctor Olive: "We can triumph by equiping HEALTH-E with burning lasers and axes!"
Odessa: "Awesome! You're in charge Doc!"
Rep: "We're live again. That all just aired on international TV!"
Odessa: "WHAT?! For FUCKS sake! ABORT THAT PLAN, DOC!!!!"
Doctor Olive: "I'm not deaf, lady!"
Min Hee: "Odessa! You. Must. Calm. Down. Now!"
Odessa: "EMERGENCY!"
Min Hee: "Just.. Look at who all are panicking!"
Odessa: "..."
Min Hee: "You are acting like an idiot for nothing, and you're the only one at that!"
Odessa: "Don't call me an idiot!"
Min Hee: "You're not an idiot, your panic is an idiot!"
Odessa: "..."
Min Hee: "Just calm down... There's little we can change now.."
Odessa: "Isn't that what they always say? That we have to fight to change the world?"
Min Hee: "That's in a slightly different context. The recap's next anyway."
Rep: "Oh, recap! Can I take over?"
Odessa: "Isn't that what they always say? That we have to fight to change the world?"
Min Hee: "That's in a slightly different context. The recap's next anyway."
Rep: "Oh, recap! Can I take over?"
Min Hee: "Sure."
Odessa: "Wait!"
Rep: "So, people, despite Hector not being here with us atm we still have a compilation together of how he prepared himself for the role of Assassin and how he played the role throughout the game."
Rep: "So, ready to see what's been going on behind the screens?"
Audience: "Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!"
Rep: "-!"
Everyone: "..."
Odessa: "Wait!"
Rep: "So, people, despite Hector not being here with us atm we still have a compilation together of how he prepared himself for the role of Assassin and how he played the role throughout the game."
Rep: "So, ready to see what's been going on behind the screens?"
Audience: "Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!"
Rep: "-!"
Everyone: "..."
Olive: "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!! BIERTJUH!"
Everyone: "....."
Kain: "No wonder she and Roxanne became friends, they both share an obnoxious sense of humour."
*Roxanne slaps the back of Kain's head*
Kain: "AI!"
Everyone: "....."
Hector: ".. What?.. I didn't miss too much right?"
Rep: "I can speak silence language: I think they're saying 'how the fuck did you return here so soon?'"
Hector: "I apparantly have served my whole sentence already."
Everyone: "....."
Rep: "Translation: 'why was your sentence so short?'"
Hector: ".. Apparantly they found the misery I've been through enough to reduce my sentence to 4 minutes and 36 seconds. I dunno.."
Everyone: ".........."
Rep: "Translation: 'What the fuck. Just what the fuck.' lol."
Diane: "False. I would never use such foul language."
Odessa: "Couldn't these--.. ugh, couldn't they just bother waiting?"
Hector: "I dunno. What did I miss?"
Rep: "A commercial break and some prison escape plotting."
Hector: "So... We're about to show my sabotages?"
Rep: "I was about to cast them on the screen."
Hector: "Good. Let's do it!"
Rep: "World, are you ready?!"
Audience: "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Audience: "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"
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Hector's Sabotages
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Before the Jetsetter was boarded
*credit and thank you's to Turner for taking the time to make these pictures for me. :)*
Hector: "So... Here I am. Welcome to the home of someone about to be..."
Hector: "... The Assassin!"
*dramatic silence*
Hector: "I've just received mail from Min Hee and Odessa: the secret files containing all the details about what's coming up."
*Hector puts the file on the table*
Hector: "There we go. Time for me to read about upcoming weeks... I'll catch up later."
Episode 1
Min Hee: "11 Jetsetters approached the Jetsetter. Unsure of what adventures would await them. 1 Jetsetter was ahead of the others though, and knew everything from the start on..."
Odessa: "Despite having the knowledge, Hector had an own strategy from the start on..."
Hector: "My strategy for the first one was pretty straightforward: To not sabotage. I wasn't sure if you were going to show the scores to everyone. And I really felt like rewarding those who actually did well on it.... Couldn't bring myself to not put the blue/black one on top. Like The Mole, its usually a good idea to lay low first Challenge. Once you gain everyone's trust... That's when you stab 'em all in the back." >:)
Min Hee: "Despite his strategy not exactly working at first sight, Hector making it to the top of the Rankings of Diane, HEALTH-E and Kain, he managed to turn the tables around by Eliminating his ally Janna and not doing anything outstandingly suspicious during the archery Challenge.
Hector: "Yes! 10.000 into the pocket!"
Jason: "Good job", man!"
Odessa: "And not without success."
Episode 4
Hector: "I am SUPER elated that I am literally the least suspected person right now. That's awesome! That probably won't last forever, but it's a good feeling to have for now. I definitely wanted to earn people's trusts in that last game, and I can see now that it worked. Now that I have everyone's trust, I can stab them all in the back.
Although, of course, once the numbers start dwindling I'll become more and more suspicious, which will only grow due to the fact I need to start sabotaging more and getting myself some money. But for now.... It's good to not be suspected. People tend to hold onto their suspicions, so if I'm not suspected early on, that could be very good for me."
Min Hee: "Another part of Hector's strategy was to surround himself with those he deemed potential scapegoats, like Connie, Blane, Salma and especially HEALTH-E."
Hector: "Okay, onto the elimination part :s It's basically between Roxanne and Diane. The other 3 I'll keep because they all have high numbers. ....Eh. Okay. Hard decision, but I choose to eliminate ROXANNE. I like her as a person, but out of those nominated she is the least suspicious."
Min Hee: "Another part of Hector's strategy was to surround himself with those he deemed potential scapegoats, like Connie, Blane, Salma and especially HEALTH-E."
Hector: "Okay, onto the elimination part :s It's basically between Roxanne and Diane. The other 3 I'll keep because they all have high numbers. ....Eh. Okay. Hard decision, but I choose to eliminate ROXANNE. I like her as a person, but out of those nominated she is the least suspicious."
Episode 5
Hector: "Next Challenge coming up, and I can't believe I got that lucky! Of all people I could be teamed up with I got HEALTH-E. He's both naive and highly suspected by the others to be the Assassin, so I got me the perfect cover up."
Odessa: "And Hector did his biggest best to fully exploit the situation."
Hector: "Okay. We need to do imitate Jason, Diane and myself..."
HEALTH-E: "Hmm, what if I point at you?"
Hector: "You really are a genius, HEALTH-E."
HEALTH-E: "Oh no, I am merely programmed to know everything about medicine, biology, chemistry, physics and other things I need to know for my service. I am not a genius wonder."
Hector: "I think you are. Well, if we just pretend to be elegant and all for Diane, we got that settled as well."
Hector: "Gosh, this is so embarassing when you realize this will be on national television..."
HEALTH-E: "If doing this makes you feel horrible, then we should move on to the next person."
Hector: "Which is Jason."
Blane: "Oh man, please don't stop! Oh man, oh man, I have no clue who that was supposed to be..."
Min Hee: "With his charade of Jason Blackland as his shining moment of the day."
HEALTH-E: “That is not the matter. If I crawl down like this, the wall will block their view on me, which makes it impossible to see me.”
Hector: “Oh…”
Connie: “Hmm, is that Psy?... Gangmen Style or something?... On another note, what is HEALTH-E doing? I can’t see him anymore…”
Blane: “Awk-ward... Wish I could even see Hector more clearly…”
Odessa: "Afterwards it was only Edmund who ever put the Assassin in his Ranking, and only on a 3rd place. Mission accomplished."
Episode 7
Connie: "Hello, er, yes. We are now trying to get everyone to answer these questions on this whiteboard. Each of these were asked or mentioned in the application form when we signed up for the show. And, well, about the last question... I believe none of the Jetsetter is 11 years old; according to Diane's interpretation, it could be rephrased as, eh: which of the two Jetsetters are exactly 22 years old... Got that? Did I forget anything?"
Hector: "Well... I dunno. And I thought we had to do something with the tourist information."
Hector: "When Connie gave me that.. lacking story, I knew that most of the work was done. But as the Assassin, I felt like it was my duty to do some meddling of my own. So, goodbye reliable whiteboard, and goodbye correct cabin."
Min Hee: "This meddling wasn't just limited to the Challenges. The aftertalks made for another opportunity to steer the local opinions."
Jason: "Okay, anyone has a first note to throw in?"
Hector: "Yeah, I do. Nobody ever told me about the 10 turns only rule."
Olive: "Me wasn't either told about that."
Hector: "Well, if that wraps up the turn limit talk, I've got a second note to throw in: I wasn't aware of the impact of the number 5 on the Clue part."
Jason: "I was aware of it. And I told Diane about it."
Diane: "I agree with Jason. I told Connie about it as well..."
Olive: "Speaking of Connie, where is she?"
Hector: "And yet again, Connie is the culprit. She did not tell me about it."
Diane: "But she isn't here to certify."
Odessa: "All that meddling has brought back Hector in the suspect scene again though. Not only did Olive and Connie include him into their top 3's..."
Hector: "Hmm.... It's interesting, although unsettling that I've suddenly shot up as Edmund's number one target. Just because of that last challenge? Sure I was a little shady with my lack of information, but honestly I probably would have acted the same assassin or not. I would want Edmund out now, right? Since he's onto me?"
Hector: "So Blane or HEALTH-E, then. Well, this is actually easy enough. Blane has less points than HEALTH-E, and HEALTH-E also has more people suspecting him. Ideally, I want to be surrounded by suspicious people. Which makes it unfortunate I can't eliminate Edmund. Next time, hopefully.
People find Blane super suspicious, so it sucks I have to eliminate him, but that's my final decision. Blane."
Episode 9
Hector: "The Challenge of day 9 is gonna be interesting and intense. Not only because of the cowboys, but also because of the Black Nomination. I'll have to see how I'll be able to play it. well..."
Hector: ... But, one thing they don't know: I already have knowledge of where the prizes are in the field. So here's what I'll do: I'll team up with someone to go first and distract the cowboys, I'll immediately run to the Clue, grab it, and then let the cowboy catch me, so I'll both get rid of any leaks and won't attract much attention from the others."
Min Hee: "Too bad for Hector though, the cowboy instead went for Connie, forcing him to change his strategy."
Hector: "Well, I was hoping I'd be the first target for the cowboy... But alas. Luckily most people followed me and HEALTH-E's direction into the lasso's maw right after grabbing an envelope, mostly clearing that half of the field from anything valuable. So when I saw HEALTH-E being chased, I decided to hijack the envelope he went for, lure the cowboys to chase everyone to the other half of the field, and then let the cowboys do their thing there... Not exactly what I planned, but hey, it kinda worked, and I saved HEALTH-E from the cowboy, instead of getting 2 people out at once."
HEALTH-E: "Hector, what are you-?"
Hector: "Trust me!"
*The cowboy lassos Hector and catches him. He is out of the Challenge*
Episode 10
Hector: "Too bad Edmund's avoided that Black Nomination, I could've gotten rid of him now.. Maybe next nomination, they out there don't know it yet, but the next person Eliminated will stay until episode 12... Although I'm glad Olive grabbed it. I definitely want her gone, so get ready to say goodbye to Olive XD
Or would it make more sense to keep her, under the assumption that she may THINK that by being saved despite having the Black Nomination means she hadn't caught on to the Assassin....? Because if I eliminated her now she'd assume the Assassin was probably in her top 3.
That's probably trying too hard though. If I tried to be that strategic it'd backfire and she'd still be on my trail.
Olive it is, for simply doing her best too much and avoiding to sabotage herself."
Episode 11
O B J E C T I V E L I S T
"1 - Make sure at least 6 people tell a joke.
"1 - Make sure at least 6 people tell a joke.
2 - Say nothing for 15 minutes.
3 - Let 3 Jetsetters say the number 1980.
4 - Keep the topic of 5 consecutive statements on The Walking Dead.
5 - Convince Esme Curley that Brianne should have won The Mole Season 2.
6 - Host a game of Mafia and complete it before the time's up.
7 - Go to the toilet at least 3 times, each time with 12 hours time difference.
8 - Ask Tate Curley questions leading him to use 200 words on Appaloosa Plains’ history."
Hector: "Hmmm.... I don't want 2 or 8. 8 being too difficult (I think?) and 2 being too boring and easy. Is there a way I can ensure I don't get it either? I'll have to wait and see what I'll get then."
*Hector is presented with numbers 1, 2, 3, 5 and 6*
Hector: "Are the numbers purposefully supposed to be off? There's 8 things but only 5 envelopes? Hmmm.... Unless 3 people have gone before me already, and picked off 4, 7, and 8. Let's go with..... 6! Randomly hosting a game of mafia sounds like TOO much fun :D And it's even better because I romanticize the idea of getting my coworkers to play with me when it gets slow at work, but I never actually do it. So this should be wonderful. :p"
Odessa: "And wonderful it'll be for the Assassin. Despite mentioning Mafia early on already, he only decided to actually start hosting the game during dessert, knowing that there was never going to be enough time to finish it."
Diane: "Thank you for ending my time in that blasted game. I'll be finishing my dessert and calling my assistant."
*Diane eats her final bite*
Hosts: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!"
HEALTH-E: "I got both Edmund and Olive to say 1980, besides myself."
Odessa: "3 people said 1980, $15.000 straight in the pocket! Salma?"
Salma: "I'm sorry guys..."
Min Hee: "Since you haven't convinced Esme that Brianne should have won Season 2 of The Mole instead of Taiha, no money has been earned."
Odessa: "That means you earned a total of $30.000 out of a possible $120.000..."
Episode 12
Hector: "... I really wish I had nominated HEALTH-E tonight. Kind of a shame that he's put me on top, but... I'm kinda planning on using him for a scapegoat in the finale. He's the top suspect overall, even though I keep rising too myself.
So, anyways, Edmund and Salma put me on second so they were save, Connie on third and Jason didn't put me in the top 3 at all."
Hector: "I was closer to Jason and he didn't suspect me, while Connie draws suspicion and often screws up Challenges... And I'm especially aiming to surround myself with suspicious people. So sorry mate. I hope you'll understand."
Jason: "I understand.. And hey, you didn't play it personal, did you?"
Hector: "... It was a bit of a mercy shot somewhere as well. You were very stressed at the time."
Jason: "... That's true.. although I wouldn't mind staying longer though.."
Hector: "Alas. I would've preferred to have Edmund out."
Episode 13
Min Hee: "For the next Challenge we've already had contact with Hector, where he voiced his preference to talk with us early on. So we tried to cater to that wish."
Hector: "For this Challenge to be set into motion, someone needs to buy that Immunity. And I prefer it to be me. So that the fact that I'll be at a huge risk to lose it again would point into me being desperate for Immunity and not having knowledge from beforehand. And if I also heard about the exclusive night offer, I could throw that in the group to sow a bit of distrust. Which might be just the difference between success and failure."
Odessa: "Salma's immediate volunteering changed that up a bit. Hector at least got his chance to buy Immunity, but did not get the chance to sow the distrust."
Hector: "So, Salma's been very... noticable today. Things didn't follow my plans exactly, but at least they eventually lost 50.000 to me. That could've been double though, if Salma didn't ace that Challenge. At least she avoided the Clue..."
Min Hee: "These mixed feelings, plus the confronting feelings of Hector's past were soon to melt away though. Whether directly or coincidental, after coming clean about his past Hector received the opportunity he's been craving for since a week..."
Hector: "This is my chance to off him! BUH-BYE EDMUND! It's official...
Hector: "For this Challenge to be set into motion, someone needs to buy that Immunity. And I prefer it to be me. So that the fact that I'll be at a huge risk to lose it again would point into me being desperate for Immunity and not having knowledge from beforehand. And if I also heard about the exclusive night offer, I could throw that in the group to sow a bit of distrust. Which might be just the difference between success and failure."
Odessa: "Salma's immediate volunteering changed that up a bit. Hector at least got his chance to buy Immunity, but did not get the chance to sow the distrust."
Hector: "So, Salma's been very... noticable today. Things didn't follow my plans exactly, but at least they eventually lost 50.000 to me. That could've been double though, if Salma didn't ace that Challenge. At least she avoided the Clue..."
Min Hee: "These mixed feelings, plus the confronting feelings of Hector's past were soon to melt away though. Whether directly or coincidental, after coming clean about his past Hector received the opportunity he's been craving for since a week..."
Episode 14
Hector: "This is my chance to off him! BUH-BYE EDMUND! It's official...
1) Edmund has suspected me for awhile, and won't be convinced otherwise.
2) No one suspects him, except Salma. He's the 2nd least suspected person, right after Diane, but at least she isn't on my trail at all.
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3) I'm doing the others a favour. He's really started working on their nerves as of lately."
Edmund: "Well, what do I have to say? Probably not too much. But one note for the Assassin, you'll eventually regret Eliminating me. You know very well that I, and only I, was supposed to be the one to show your true identity to the world. As for the others: So long!"
"Thank God he's finally gone!"
"I'm not gonna miss his presence for sure."
Hector: "One thing bothering me though: with this Ranking I've officially shot up to the overall no. 1 suspect. I hope that I can still turn the tables around with Edmund out of the picture... I'm sure Dolphins won't make good toast. Blegh, the thought..."
Episode 15
Hector: "The cat auction's offering me little room to have an advantage over other players.. so I have to play this purely with the same weapons the others have.. I could try to take the last seat in the row so I can play last, but besides that I'll have to make sure the others will spend their money lavishly... And try to earn that Clue myself, just to be save."
Min Hee: "Congratulations, you will receive a call from us sometime later today. Buying a set of 16 and a set of 26 earned you a whopping 42 points, the crowning amount of points in the Challenge."
Odessa: "This leaves Connie to be in second place, earning 24 points by buying a hand of 11 and a hand of 13."
Odessa: "Alas, twas not to be due to Diane and her business instincts."
Episode 16
Hector: "I've just received word from the hosts on the Rankings... Well, ugh. Was I estatic I got rid of Edmund last Ranking? Now Diane, who I mainly kept around for not suspecting me at all, suddenly put me as prime suspect. Right after she's earned a Clue. I'm afraid she's now a pitbull who won't let go anymore... A pitbull who does not return in anyone's Ranking. So the only way to get her out is to get others to put me at spot 1 too. Which is absolutely not what I want to happen in the final stages of the game.
So... Salma or Connie.. Connie is carrying more suspicion than Salma. So sorry Sal, I should keep Connie around this time.... But fuck, what am I gonna do about Diane?..."
Min Hee: "Sending a close ally home is one thing. Seeing a close ally you've selected to be sent home get almost killed prior to being sent home is a whole new level of guilt."
Salma: "Ugh, it still hurts."
Doctor Olive: "That's impossible! HEALTH-E's special shock t-"
Salma: "Can't deny I'm still a little mad at being Eliminated, now we're watchign this again. I thought the Assassin; you, owed me one for my actions in that CIS Challenge."
Hector: "I'm sorry. Your Elimination was one of the hardest moments as the Assassin."
Episode 17
Odessa: "During the next Challenge, it was Hector who marked most of the mistakes when it came to marking the mines, not only being responsible for 2 mistakes himself, but also making HEALTH-E put a flag on H1 instead of H2.
*Hector puts a flag on H4*
*Hector puts a flag on G3*
HEALTH-E: "So, we've missed B2, H2, H5 and I6. 5.000, 10.000, 5.000 and a Clue."
Diane: "It's a shame, that we always seem to miss the Clues. It's been since the Ferris Wheel already.."
Hector: "Coming from the one who won a whole private Clue for herself.."
Episode 18
Odessa: "Connie and HEALTH-E have put you on 2nd place. One of them has to go.
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Who. Will. It. Be?
Good luck and lots of wisdom."
Hector: "Who do YOU want to go? ;-)"
Odessa: "I want to keep 'em both. But that won't work."
Hector: "Ugh. Well.... Shit. Give me an hour to reevaluate the rankings."
Odessa: "Okay. Take as much time as you need."
Hector: "I'm sadly eliminating HEALTH-E."
Odessa: "...Really?.. If you say so... then it'll be that way."
Hector: "Haha why is that so hard to believe?"
Odessa: "Because you were so focused on keeping HEALTH-E to frame him in the finale. :) So I was personally expecting you to choose the Connie boot."
Hector: "Oh, true. I've been balancing so many different factors in my head though: what's best for the group, who deserves it, who is more suspicious, who is least suspicious of me, etc etc."
Odessa: "Yup. Being an Assassin can be really complicated. And to be very honest I really hope you'll get away safely. Let's cross our fingers and hope for the best!"
Min Hee: "And so the final 3 of Diane, Hector and Connie was born..."
Episode 19
Hector: "For the final Challenge I was informed about the choices Diane and Connie made prior to it... But I decided to tone my nature as Assassin down a bit and don't make any use of it."
Connie: "The second dilemma is again a best-friend scenario. Alright, hard choices. But I'm leaning more towards the idea of Diane helping her best friend from getting into trouble by committing perjury in court as it has been shown in the previous episodes where Diane cared so much about me. Again these are my thoughts for now as I am not 100% sure about them."
Hector: "..."
Hector: "Although Connie wrongly estimating one of Diane's dilemma's was convenient for me so I just went along with it. Thank you for the 30.000!"
Min Hee: "If we crunch up the numbers for the whole Season, we reach a total of 513.000 for the Jetsetters to divide, and a whopping 737.000 for the Assassin to take! IF they manage to not be voted Assassin at the finale..."
Odessa: "If they do get caught in the crossfire... BAM! 737.000 down the drain to the Jetsetter's wallet, which me thinks they wouldn't be too bothered with..."
Hector: "If I manage to prevail tomorrow... Then I'd have the jackpot. Awesome!... But I'm hoping others will eventually suspect others as well. It was bad enough I had to boot HEALTH-E. So here's hoping I can still frame Connie, maybe Diane. But. The game's been played."
Connie: "On the count of three?"
Diane: "One."
Hector: "Two."
Connie: "Three."
Connie, Diane and Hector: "On the finale tomorrow!"
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*Everybody applauds*
Odessa: "Yes, looking at potential Assassins and seeing their role shine through their deeds throughout the Challenges was one way to discover Hector's double role."
Min Hee: "But for those who really paid attention throughout the season, there was another way to figure out Hector's secret identity: the Clues!"
Odessa: "For the first Clue we'd like to show you some material from earlier which, obviously, was cut out..."
Connie: "I hate to do this but I am accusing DIANE WHITE to be the assassin, as I found some evidence that points towards her.
Firstly, I have never suspected her before as I thought she was innocent for sending anyone home... until now that I recall that I was actually nominated several times before but not eliminated, which means she may have not regarded me as a threat.
Secondly, Diane can easily hide herself under the other players radar due to my horrible performance in past challenges. I have no idea why but it just seems like I am horrible at doing challenges as if I am deliberately undermining these challenges when it is actually not the case...
Thirdly, Diane was the only one who received a clue from the hosts. Remember Salma once persuaded Diane to share the clue and then she got eliminated? I think Diane must has something to do with it.
Therefore with the above reasoning I am voting Diane as the assassin. I really am sorry, Diane."
Min Hee: "Connie originally voted for Diane to be the Assassin, halfway through the day."
Connie: "I'm so sorry, Diane........"
Diane: ".. It's fine, my dear..."
Connie: "Hector really got me doubting your role at that point..."
Hector: "Really?"
Odessa: "After we told her she was too early, she was lucky to stumble upon the last Clue of the season, earned because both Hector's dilemma's were answered correctly."
Connie: "Oh.. oh my.."
Clue text: "A real Assassin is like a shadow, hiding in plain light"
Min Hee: "Because Connie knew she was not the Assassin herself and Diane was not eligible to have a Clue against her earned, Connie could easily deduce that the Assassin had to be Hector."
Odessa: "As an extra connection towards Hector, Connie also saw it as a reference to his dark secrets he's been carrying. Clever thinking. But..."
Min Hee: "The Clue was actually a reference to the ending of the 3rd Challenge. Barely lightened Hector was standing in front of the brightly lit library door gallery."
Odessa: "Twice. Making him a literal shadow hiding in plain light."
Min Hee: "The same Clue technique has been used earlier as well, from the Ferris Wheel Challenge, and Olive barely missed out on some valuable information."
*As Olive leaves though, the light of the rising sun causes the Clue to light up on the window...*
Clue text: "First I would like to say..."
Odessa: "This was referring to the first thing Hector said in every episode. In episode 1 and 2, he started off with 'A'. In episode 3 and 4 with 'S'. 5 and 6 began with 'S' too, 7 and 8 with an 'A', 9, 10, 11 and 12 with an 'S', 13 & 14 with 'I', 15 &16 with 'N', 17 & 18 with 'M', and finally, in episode 19 & 20 Hector's first statement began with an 'E'."
Min Hee: "Put it all together and you get AASSSSAASSSSIINNMMEE, or rather, when you just count per round of 2 episodes, ASSASSINME, 'Assassin me'. Hector is the Assassin."
*Note from Vul: in the real life game, both these Clues could be encountered during the week after their respective episode was published. The two images underneath were posted on the first page, in a hard to read colour*
Odessa: "The next Clue is the one from the first Challenge, leaked because Hector failed to place himself in the top 3. The Clue is hidden in the leader of Jetset..."
Lenka: "Yip!"
Lenka: "Yip!"
Min Hee: "Notice the different transitions between the contestants. Most of the time both Jetsetters were visible at the same time at the transition, but with a few notable exceptions where one has fullly disappeared before the next one appeared."
Odessa: "Namely: Connie to HEALTH-E, Hector to Olive and Kain to Jason. To get the Clue, you'd have to split the Jetsetters in groups divided by these transitions: Roxanne, Salma and Connie; HEALTH-E, Janna, Edmund and HEALTH-E; Olive, Diane and Kain; Jason and Blane."
Min Hee: "Using morse code based upon gender, one would get either Olgi or Syum. Both sound like nonsense, but.. if you'd change Hector's stripe in a dot, Syum changes to Scum. Scum being exactly what the role of Assassin contains."
Odessa: "The final Clue comes from Challenge 7: the Clue Diane won to herself. Do you still have it?"
Diane: "Me? Okay, it's: 'A real Assassin never shows their true, differing colours'."
Min Hee: "This Clue was referring to several details spread over the season. Throughout the season several Jetsetters had an object differing in colour in comparison to other people's objects of the same type."
Odessa: "Connie, for example, was the only one who had a dark brown easel in the first Challenge."
Min Hee: "During the archery Challenge, Diane, Edmund and Blane were the only people with bottles in a non-blue colour representing them."
Odessa: "Also during the archery Challenge, Roxanne and Jason were the only two people shooting with a lighter coloured bow, a fact which didn't go fully unnoticed."
Roxanne: "Hmmm, wait, did my bow just change color?"
Jason: "Hmmm, let me see it..."
Kain: "Nah, it's probably just your imagination."
Jason: "It's the same color as I had."
Chandrika: "Oh, anyway... lets move on to shooting?..."
Min Hee: "And during the Curley dinner, Salma and HEALTH-E were the only people sitting on more intensely coloured chairs than the others."
Odessa: "The only people not receiving a diffently coloured object were Janna, Hector, Kain and Olive. 3 out of these 4 were Eliminated eventually. Leaving only Hector to not show his true, differing colours... like an Assassin."
Min Hee: "Well.. That was all from Hector's point of view for now. But don't believe that was all there is to it."
Odessa: "Please check our site, http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/817846/Jetset, for more upcoming tidbits and background information."
Min Hee: "But first..."
Min Hee: "Well.. That was all from Hector's point of view for now. But don't believe that was all there is to it."
Odessa: "Please check our site, http://forums.thesims.com/en_US/discussion/817846/Jetset, for more upcoming tidbits and background information."
Min Hee: "But first..."
Min Hee: "It's time to divide the §1.250.000. Throughout the whole season overall, the name of Hector has brought up a total of........."
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Odessa: "So, every time someone earned a point by Ranking Hector, they earned 1/59 of 1.250.000 Simoleons. Third in the Ranking is worth 1 point, second is worth 2 and top suspect is worth 3 points. Hector, as the caught Assassin, will leave empty-handed."
Min Hee: "Besides him, 4 other people have earned nothing, all because they have never put Hector in their Ranking. These four people are..."
Odessa: "So, every time someone earned a point by Ranking Hector, they earned 1/59 of 1.250.000 Simoleons. Third in the Ranking is worth 1 point, second is worth 2 and top suspect is worth 3 points. Hector, as the caught Assassin, will leave empty-handed."
Min Hee: "Besides him, 4 other people have earned nothing, all because they have never put Hector in their Ranking. These four people are..."
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Janna: "Hmmpf.. Unsurprisingly.."
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Roxanne: "Don't worry, Mama Rox will shine soon enough.."
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Jason: "This is so embarassing.. He's been playing the game right under my nose too, and I never saw it."
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Min Hee: "Next we'll look at who earned what money... Right after the break."
Audience: "Awwww.."
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Olive: "Again?"
Rep: "Welcome back world, to the final part of the finale of Jetset! Can't believe it's almost over already..."
Odessa: "Indeed Rep. Time flies when you're having fun. Assassin Hector's actions and Clues have just been shown to the world. The time has come to see who profited exactly from the past 3 weeks and who earned money. Plus we're going to reveal the results of the polls. Min Hee?"
Min Hee: "Yes, the first person to earn money has earned 2 points, which translates to 1.250.000 / 59 * 2 = 42.373 Simoleons! My apologies if you despise math. This person is..."
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Min Hee: "... Olive Kropp!"
Audience: "Woo!"
Audience: "Woo!"
Olive: "Wait, that's like... More than the highest WIDM pot ever! Hoera!"
Odessa: "The next person has earned 3 points, which converts to 1.250.000 / 59 * 3 = §63.559, reserved for none other but..."
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Odessa: "... Kain Henderson!"
Audience: "Woo."
Audience: "Woo."
Kain: "Not bad, haha! Twas worth my time."
Min Hee: "Time to make a jump; the next person has conquered 8 points overall, or rather 169.492 Simoleons! And those are going to..."
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Min Hee: "... Salma Guerrero."
Audience: "WOO!!"
Audience: "WOO!!"
Salma: "§169.492... Shay, we can finally afford that vacation!"
Shay: "Awesome!"
Shay: "Awesome!"
Odessa: "Next... We have a tie! 2 people have made 9 points out of their Rankings overall, which equals §190.678 each. These people are..."
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Min Hee: "... Our fellow finalist femme fatales, Connie and Diane!
Connie: "Really?"
Diane: "That's good."
Odessa: "We're coming to a close. Only 2 Jetsetters left yet to claim their prizes... 12 points, 254.237 Simoleons..."
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Odessa: "... For Edmund!"
Edmund: "It could've been more, only if that Hector just..."
Min Hee: "Which leaves 16 points and §338.983 for HEALTH-E!"
HEALTH-E: "A great step towards a better world. I'll make sure that the money is used on progress in the medical sector."
Dr. Olive: "Hoosay!"
Odessa: "All these numbers are going to be transferred to your bank accounts later tonight. So you might want to keep an eye on your account..."
Min Hee: "Before we wrap up this part too, there's one final thing we're going to show you all."
Dr. Olive: "Hoosay!"
Odessa: "All these numbers are going to be transferred to your bank accounts later tonight. So you might want to keep an eye on your account..."
Min Hee: "Before we wrap up this part too, there's one final thing we're going to show you all."
Odessa: "This table shows the entire Ranking history of this season. Mostly speaks for itself."
Min Hee: "One extra note: the column of Suspect History. The Suspect History entails how often Jetsetters have suspected a particular player in their Rankings. This would function as the tie-breaker in case the votes came to a tie, but.. Hector lost by a landslide, so.. Maybe next Season?"
Odessa: "I sure hope so, I mean, it was quite predictable that Hector lost."
Hector: "Gee, thank you..."
Odessa: "Sorry not sorry."
Min Hee: "Sorry."
Odessa: "Viewer poll time? Rep?"
Rep: "Sure. First we got... 'Who do you think the Assassin is?' The public has voted and..."
Rep: "... Also Hector here, with 50%. But coming in second this time we have Connie, with 33%, leaving Diane at only 17%. Interesting.."
Rep: "And the other viewer poll is the classic Fan Favourite: 'Who is your favourite Jetsetter?' Small word in advance: this one's gonna bring more surprises. The top scorers were even very close through the votes, which made it hard to predict who exactly would win this one."
Rep: "But eventually, 1 person managed to top all of the others and left them biting in the dust. But first, it's time to name the honourable mentions here. In third place we have..."
Rep: "... Connie Mouskouri!"
Audience: "WOOOO!!!"
Connie: ".. me?"
Rep: "Indeed. A total of 11,28% of the votes were cast for you, Connie."
Connie: "Unbelievable..."
Connor: "Haha, you really underestimate yourself, sis.."
*Connie smiles at Connor*
Rep: "So, let's move on to reveal the second place of the Fan Favourite. Also known as..."
Rep: "... Mama Rox Quinlan!"
Audience: "WOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Roxanne: "Wh- what?! ME?! Second out and still second favourite!?"
Rep: "Yup. 11,54% of the voters like you the most. And even better, you were the frontrunner for the most of the time the poll was running."
Roxanne: "Ey, thanks y'all! Mama Rox loves you too, and don't forget: a fried chicken a day keeps the doc away!"
HEALTH-E: "I do not agree with that statement."
Roxanne: "Sorry HEALTH-E, let me enjoy my moment."
Rep: "BUT... we're yet to reveal the winner of Fan Favourite. And that could be HEALTH-E..."
Roxanne: "Oh boy.."
Rep: "Ladies! Gentlemen! Cases of doubt! Miscellaneous! Others! And me of course! ;)
The Fan Favourite of Jetset Season 2 is........."
Rep: "DIANE WHITE!!"
Audience: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
Jason: "What?"
Edmund: "Her?"
Diane: "Me?"
Rep: "Yes, you Miss White. With 11,79% you really are the winner."
Diane: "That's... only half a percent more than Connie, and Roxanne's between us too.. Very close indeed."
Rep: "I've told y'all. lol"
Edmund: "Audience, you only had one job... Was a couple of extra votes against her too much?"
Audience: "....."
Rep: "Translation: 'Fuck off'."
Edmund: "Charming."
Kain: "Edmund, be nice."
Edmund: "Wait wha-"
Kain: "Diane, congratulations with your win. When be started off I've never expected you out of all people to make it this far and win, but here you are. Good game."
Diane: "... Are you schmoozing up to me right now, my dear?"
Kain: "Nope, just voicing my heart."
Diane: "... I guess I'll take it as a compliment then.."
Rep: "The question is, Diane, what exactly did you win as the Fan Favourite? Remember how each even day ended with someone going home in a luxurious Ferrari?"
Diane: "Oh my.."
Olive: "Bladiebladiebla, Jason and I didn't."
Jason: "Sssht, that's not the point."
Olive: "Oh, sorry.."
Rep: "YOU are the one going home in one tonight! And this time around you may actually keep it!"
Diane: "Oh my... But what am I going to do with my own car though? Is that Ferrari even white?"
Rep: "... It's red. Is the colour really important?"
Diane: "Yes, my dear. And I do have a lovely car of my own as well. Brightly white. And elegant."
Rep: "And now you got 2 cars. Come on.."
Diane: "... I'll see what I'll do with it."
Odessa: "I sure hope so, I mean, it was quite predictable that Hector lost."
Hector: "Gee, thank you..."
Odessa: "Sorry not sorry."
Min Hee: "Sorry."
Odessa: "Viewer poll time? Rep?"
Rep: "Sure. First we got... 'Who do you think the Assassin is?' The public has voted and..."
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Rep: "... Also Hector here, with 50%. But coming in second this time we have Connie, with 33%, leaving Diane at only 17%. Interesting.."
Rep: "And the other viewer poll is the classic Fan Favourite: 'Who is your favourite Jetsetter?' Small word in advance: this one's gonna bring more surprises. The top scorers were even very close through the votes, which made it hard to predict who exactly would win this one."
Rep: "But eventually, 1 person managed to top all of the others and left them biting in the dust. But first, it's time to name the honourable mentions here. In third place we have..."
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Rep: "... Connie Mouskouri!"
Audience: "WOOOO!!!"
Connie: ".. me?"
Rep: "Indeed. A total of 11,28% of the votes were cast for you, Connie."
Connie: "Unbelievable..."
Connor: "Haha, you really underestimate yourself, sis.."
*Connie smiles at Connor*
Rep: "So, let's move on to reveal the second place of the Fan Favourite. Also known as..."
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Rep: "... Mama Rox Quinlan!"
Audience: "WOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Roxanne: "Wh- what?! ME?! Second out and still second favourite!?"
Rep: "Yup. 11,54% of the voters like you the most. And even better, you were the frontrunner for the most of the time the poll was running."
Roxanne: "Ey, thanks y'all! Mama Rox loves you too, and don't forget: a fried chicken a day keeps the doc away!"
HEALTH-E: "I do not agree with that statement."
Roxanne: "Sorry HEALTH-E, let me enjoy my moment."
Rep: "BUT... we're yet to reveal the winner of Fan Favourite. And that could be HEALTH-E..."
Roxanne: "Oh boy.."
Rep: "Ladies! Gentlemen! Cases of doubt! Miscellaneous! Others! And me of course! ;)
The Fan Favourite of Jetset Season 2 is........."
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Rep: "DIANE WHITE!!"
Audience: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"
Jason: "What?"
Edmund: "Her?"
Diane: "Me?"
Rep: "Yes, you Miss White. With 11,79% you really are the winner."
Diane: "That's... only half a percent more than Connie, and Roxanne's between us too.. Very close indeed."
Rep: "I've told y'all. lol"
Edmund: "Audience, you only had one job... Was a couple of extra votes against her too much?"
Audience: "....."
Rep: "Translation: 'Fuck off'."
Edmund: "Charming."
Kain: "Edmund, be nice."
Edmund: "Wait wha-"
Kain: "Diane, congratulations with your win. When be started off I've never expected you out of all people to make it this far and win, but here you are. Good game."
Diane: "... Are you schmoozing up to me right now, my dear?"
Kain: "Nope, just voicing my heart."
Diane: "... I guess I'll take it as a compliment then.."
Rep: "The question is, Diane, what exactly did you win as the Fan Favourite? Remember how each even day ended with someone going home in a luxurious Ferrari?"
Diane: "Oh my.."
Olive: "Bladiebladiebla, Jason and I didn't."
Jason: "Sssht, that's not the point."
Olive: "Oh, sorry.."
Rep: "YOU are the one going home in one tonight! And this time around you may actually keep it!"
Diane: "Oh my... But what am I going to do with my own car though? Is that Ferrari even white?"
Rep: "... It's red. Is the colour really important?"
Diane: "Yes, my dear. And I do have a lovely car of my own as well. Brightly white. And elegant."
Rep: "And now you got 2 cars. Come on.."
Diane: "... I'll see what I'll do with it."
FAN FAVOURITE POLL RESULTS
Diane - 11,79%
Roxanne - 11,54%
Connie - 11,28%
Hector - 10,38%
HEALTH-E - 7,82%
Jason - 7,44%
Salma - 7,31%
Blane - 7,31%
Edmund - 7,05%
Janna - 7,05%
Olive - 6,03%
Kain - 5,00%
Min Hee: "And with the-"
???: "Wait!..."
Jason: "There's one thing I must do before we sign off."
Jason: "Janna Anthony.."
Janna: "Oh..."
Jason: "Well, ever since, err, I believe when you.. fell in the hallway and I helped you up, I kinda.. er, felt this connection, this spark to you.."
Shay: "Is he gonna.. propose?"
Connor: "Oh my.."
Honey: "That'd be way too soon, boy.."
Jason: "Well, I've talked to averybody about it to, you know.. try and give it a place somewhere.. But I apparantly really looked like an obsessed stalker or something, so, err.. Which I'm not, by the way.."
Janna: "....."
Jason: "So, er.. there's one thing I'd really like to ask you.."
Janna: "Oh.. kay??..."
Honey: "Oh my, he IS popping the question.."
Jason: "Do you want to.. you know.. go somewhere with me after all this and.. er, go on a date with me?"
Janna: "Oh dear.."
Jason: "Pretty please?"
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Janna: "One date. I'll give you one date to shape yourself up."
Jason: "R- Really?"
Janna: "Yup. Cuz I need someone who can keep me satisfied."
Jason: "Like.. really really?"
Janna: "Yes."
Honey: "Ohh darlin'. He played that well.."
Connor: "I really hope they'll stay together."
Shay: "Yaaay."
Odessa: "That's settled then. Now if you all could sit down again so we can sign off.."
Odessa: "Thanks. Time to end."
Min Hee: "... And with the Fan Favourites revealed, we've come to an end of this Season of Jetset. We'd like to give a big thank-you to our sponsors, our production crew team, the local venue owners of the Challenge locations, and an especially big word of gratitude goes to..."
Min Hee: "... And with the Fan Favourites revealed, we've come to an end of this Season of Jetset. We'd like to give a big thank-you to our sponsors, our production crew team, the local venue owners of the Challenge locations, and an especially big word of gratitude goes to..."
Min Hee: "Our beloved Captain Leonnard Dockhatt..."
Captain Dockhatt: "My, thank you ma'am."
Min Hee: "You are very welcome indeed..."
Min Hee: "And to our lovely cast of Jetsetters. Without them we wouldn't have this season of Jetset..."
Jason: "You're welcome."
Blane: "It was a pleasure."
Salma: "You're very welcome."
Edmund: "And of course Van Allen Decor."
Janna: "....."
Roxanne: "Thank YOU for this opportunity, gals."
Min Hee: "And also to our co-host Rep, without whom this finale would never be like it is now!"
Rep: "Thanks!"
Odessa: "We'll be back next summer! With a new set of mindfucking twists which will be worth, dare we say... Double the trouble... Good luck, lots of wisdom, and we'll see you again then!"
Rep: "Thanks!"
Odessa: "We'll be back next summer! With a new set of mindfucking twists which will be worth, dare we say... Double the trouble... Good luck, lots of wisdom, and we'll see you again then!"
Odessa: "20 DAYS, 12 PLAYERS, 1 CRUISE
THIS WAS..."
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Word of gratutude
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This is Vul speakingwriting and first of all I'd like to give a huge thank you to all of the real life Players of Jetset, for their work and time they've put in their characters and the real life game. Without you I could've never written Jetset like it is now.
Season 3 is planned to begin in July. Stay tuned, keep your eye on the Jetset thread and who knows YOU'll catch the boat to a big adventure.
Season 3 is planned to begin in July. Stay tuned, keep your eye on the Jetset thread and who knows YOU'll catch the boat to a big adventure.
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End of Season 2
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