Previously on
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Blane's Elimination had the impact upon a few others, although some were affected in a different way than others.
Connie: "Y- yeah..."
Olive: "It was hard when it happened... It still is..."Connie: "Oh... I know..."
Olive: "One thing I stay thinking about when I begin feeling sad is that I am playing for Mama Rox. Think like that on Blane too, that might help you feel better."
But then, there was a Challenge one Jetsetter was eagerly awaiting for a long time.
A few Jetsetters were able to show their true powers in this Challenge...
... But for some though, the Challenge was a main cause of slapsticky missteps...
*Salma falls*
Salma: "Whoa!"
Hector: "Well, about Salma... I'm sorry if you ever see this, Sal, but that flat-face-forward really cracked me up, huhuhuhuh! I'm sorry."
*Bonk*
Despite the struggles, the Jetsetters were able to bring in $30.000... And a Black Nomination for Olive...
Odessa: "Could've went better. But it could've went a lot worse as well."
Olive: "... Wait a second... Black Nomination? O kut..."
It turned out after the Challenge that one unfortunate Jetsetter is allergic to horses and thus had the associated reaction...
Diane: "Go on."
Min Hee: "It was so incredibly stupid of us to forget about your allergy. We're very sorry about it and we're thinking of a compensation to make things up. So, do you have any ideas for that?"
Having a Black Nomination, is it written in the stars that Olive will be sent home tonight? And Diane, will she be able to figure out the compensation for her allergies?
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20 DAYS, 12 PLAYERS, 1 CRUISE.
THIS IS
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Locker Room
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*Diane sniffs her nose*
Diane: "Ugh... Stupid horses..."
Diane: "Time to take a shower. Again..."
HEALTH-E: "Uh oh. I think I must wait in here."
*Diane returns after her shower*
Diane: "Oh, good morning HEALTH-E."
HEALTH-E: "Good morning Diane."
HEALTH-E: "How are you doing with your allergic reactions?"
Diane: "Oh, it could've been a lot better. Showering keeps the worst at bay though."
HEALTH-E: "I have a question for you then, which may help against the allergy."
Diane: "I'm interested..."
HEALTH-E: "Would you like some allergy shots to take care of your horse allergy?"
Diane: "Ah, yes, of course I'd love to get injected with all kinds of rotten botox and chemical trash from the pharmaceutical industry, thanks."
HEALTH-E: "Okidoki."
Diane: "Hu?"
HEALTH-E: "Activate anti-allergy shot! FIRE!"
Diane: "What in the-"
*HEALTH-E shoots another syringe*
*Diane dodges the shot. It only injects the sleeve of her bathrobe*
Diane: "Ewwww!...."
HEALTH-E: "Are you feeling better already?"
Diane: "Better?"
Diane: "Better?!"
Diane: "I don't know about your artificial definition of better, but I would being assaulted by a creepy robot and nearly being poisened by disgusting chemicals, not classify as better!"
HEALTH-E: "But you said: yes-"
Diane: "Seriously?! Ever heard of the term sarcasm?!"
HEALTH-E: "Activate anti-allergy shot! FIRE!"
Diane: "What in the-"
*HEALTH-E shoots another syringe*
*Diane dodges the shot. It only injects the sleeve of her bathrobe*
Diane: "Ewwww!...."
HEALTH-E: "Are you feeling better already?"
Diane: "Better?"
Diane: "Better?!"
Diane: "I don't know about your artificial definition of better, but I would being assaulted by a creepy robot and nearly being poisened by disgusting chemicals, not classify as better!"
HEALTH-E: "But you said: yes-"
Diane: "Seriously?! Ever heard of the term sarcasm?!"
HEALTH-E: "Well,-"
Diane: "You, my dear, are just as vile as that Dolfinne man! I thought you had the right to have my sympathy after that freak nearly caused your demise. But no, I guess I was wrong about it."
HEALTH-E: "But.-"
Diane: "Watch your language, my dear. And now, I am out of your presence."
Diane: "You, my dear, are just as vile as that Dolfinne man! I thought you had the right to have my sympathy after that freak nearly caused your demise. But no, I guess I was wrong about it."
HEALTH-E: "But.-"
Diane: "Watch your language, my dear. And now, I am out of your presence."
*HEALTH-E sighs*
HEALTH-E: "... Let's state Diane is kinda upset right now and I feel kinda embarrassed. I really wish somebody could teach me about this sarcasm. That way, this incident would not happen again."
Olive: "Here I come!"
Hector: "Sure?"
Olive: "BOMMETJUUUUUUH!!!"
Olive: "Woooo... How was tat?"
Hector: "... Explosive, I guess?"
Olive: "Hahah, good one!"
Hector: "I guess so... But Olive."
Olive: "Yeah?"
Hector: "Shouldn't you, you know, worry about the Ranking?"
Olive: "Hector, I shouldn't."
Hector: "But your Black Nomination-"
Olive: "Precies. I wouldn't change a thing. Why make me worries if I can swim and have fun?"
Hector: "You have a point there, but..."
Olive: "Hatseflats!"
Hector: "Hey! Don't!"
Olive: "Hahah, relax."
Hector: "Olive, calm down."
Olive: "Come on."
Hector: "I hate it when people splash at me."
Olive: "Whoop. Sorry."
Hector: "... Okay."
Olive: "Breath contest?"
Hector: "... One. Just because dolphins do as well."
Captain Dockhatt: "So ye just mixed different chocolate flavours for this mix?"
Jason: "Yup."
*Jason nibbles on a marshmellow on his stick*
Jason: "And gosh, it's so good."
*Jason smacks his lips*
Captain Dockhatt: "Well, a test can't hurt me, hm?"
Jason: "Why not?"
Edmund: "Need cof- ooh, now what do we have here?"
Jason: "Oh, good morning..."
Captain Dockhatt: "Ahoy."
Edmund: "Can I have some chocolate?"
Jason: "If you wish so."
Edmund: "Ooh, yummy."
Captain Dockhatt: "Hold on a sec... Why d'ye have such a scurfy look on yer face?"
Edmund: "Mweheheh..."
*Edmund gets a straw from the back of his pocket and drinks out of the fountain*
Jason: "Eww, really?"
Edmund: "Yup."
*Edmund slurps*
Edmund: "I'm a fulltime chocaholic, you know."
Jason: "I suppose."
*Edmund slurps again*
Jason: "But it's incredibly gross."
Captain Dockhatt: "Yerr right. No more chocolate for me..."
Edmund: "It's delicious."
*Salma rubs her knee a little*
Salma: "Mmmph... I can't concentrate..."
Salma: "I need something against the pain."
Connie: "Oh... Yikes..."
Lenka: "Yip yip yip yip yip!"
Connie: "Oh no no no... Such a mixed mess... I must clean it."
Lenka: "Yip yip yip yip yip!"
Lenka: "Yip yip yip yip yip!"
Connie: "Wait... What if... maybe she likes..."
Odessa (through the intercom): "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!"
Connie: "Whoa?!"
Odessa: "Chocolate could be extremely lethal to cutie lil' foxies like Lenka. If you feed her just a little bit, I'll make sure you'll be the most Eliminated contestant ever in all of the to-be-written Jetset Reality Game Show history. And that's saying something, considering this is only the 1st season..."
*Connie swallows*
Connie: "I- I guess I'll clean it up then..."
Odessa: "As long as you don't feed Lenka a thing. You'd get a few billion strikes. At the least."
Connie: "Maybe we could use a chore chart or something..."
Odessa: "Well, that could be discussed with your fellow Jetsetters. Oh, BTW, it's nearly Ranking time."
Connie: "Oi!"
Odessa: "Jetsetters, it is time for the Ranking! One by one, I will call your names. When your name is called, you go and enter the Theatre."
Salma: "Why so mad? Are you the assassin?"
*HEALTH-E puts in his Ranking*
Olive: "These people all made moves in the recent challenge that I thought didn't make sense. Either they were all just horrible at that game or one of them is the Assassin."
*Hector puts in his Ranking*
Diane: "I'll get to the point. The mud was horrid and life stinks right about now. See you on the other side, my darlings."
*Jason puts in his Ranking*
Connie: "...do I really need a reason? Next one please!"
Edmund: "I'm so unsure nowadays... They're all the idio-... I mean... The assassin... Theres only one person who I always have my eye on and that is _____. He's just suspicious and its as simple as that!"
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Front Deck
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Olive: "Here I come!"
Hector: "Sure?"
Olive: "BOMMETJUUUUUUH!!!"
Olive: "Woooo... How was tat?"
Hector: "... Explosive, I guess?"
Olive: "Hahah, good one!"
Hector: "I guess so... But Olive."
Olive: "Yeah?"
Hector: "Shouldn't you, you know, worry about the Ranking?"
Olive: "Hector, I shouldn't."
Hector: "But your Black Nomination-"
Olive: "Precies. I wouldn't change a thing. Why make me worries if I can swim and have fun?"
Hector: "You have a point there, but..."
Olive: "Hatseflats!"
Hector: "Hey! Don't!"
Olive: "Hahah, relax."
Hector: "Olive, calm down."
Olive: "Come on."
Hector: "I hate it when people splash at me."
Olive: "Whoop. Sorry."
Hector: "... Okay."
Olive: "Breath contest?"
Hector: "... One. Just because dolphins do as well."
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Kitchen
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Captain Dockhatt: "So ye just mixed different chocolate flavours for this mix?"
Jason: "Yup."
*Jason nibbles on a marshmellow on his stick*
Jason: "And gosh, it's so good."
*Jason smacks his lips*
Captain Dockhatt: "Well, a test can't hurt me, hm?"
Jason: "Why not?"
Edmund: "Need cof- ooh, now what do we have here?"
Jason: "Oh, good morning..."
Captain Dockhatt: "Ahoy."
Edmund: "Can I have some chocolate?"
Jason: "If you wish so."
Edmund: "Ooh, yummy."
Captain Dockhatt: "Hold on a sec... Why d'ye have such a scurfy look on yer face?"
Edmund: "Mweheheh..."
*Edmund gets a straw from the back of his pocket and drinks out of the fountain*
Jason: "Eww, really?"
Edmund: "Yup."
*Edmund slurps*
Edmund: "I'm a fulltime chocaholic, you know."
Jason: "I suppose."
*Edmund slurps again*
Jason: "But it's incredibly gross."
Captain Dockhatt: "Yerr right. No more chocolate for me..."
Edmund: "It's delicious."
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Library
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Salma: "Ouch! I'm still really sore from that last challenge! Funny how things tend to hurt the most the next day instead of immediately after. Well, not really funny for me, but you get the point."
*Salma rubs her knee a little*
Salma: "Mmmph... I can't concentrate..."
Salma: "I need something against the pain."
HEALTH-E: "Oh, good morning Salma."
Salma: "Oh hi there."
Salma: "Wait a sec."
HEALTH-E: "Oh no, I should call the police!"
Salma: "Oh no, just a figure of speech. I could use some ointment for my sore knees though. Do you have any?"
HEALTH-E: "Of course I do. So, I do not have to call the police?"
Salma: "No, hahah, we don't want another Mama Rox, now do we?"
HEALTH-E: "You are right, yes. But it might be handy to move your position, as I cannot easily reach your knees in this situation."
*Salma closes her laptop and turns her chair around*
HEALTH-E: "Is this the sore spot?"
Salma: "Yup. Right there, be careful."
HEALTH-E: "Okay. The incident we just had reminds me of something what has happened this morning."
Salma: "What happened?"
HEALTH-E: "I offered Diane a shot against her horse allergy. She then answered with a sarcastic response, but since she has used the words "yes of course" in it, I gave her the shot nonetheless."
Salma: "Oh, and she was angry?"
HEALTH-E: "She showed symptoms like a higher speaking volume and frowning eyebrows, so I believe she was."
Salma: "Oh dear. I've heard you can better take some distance when she's mad."
HEALTH-E: "I wish I knew of a way to tell if a remark is to be taken sarcastically or not. It would spare me from a lot of trouble if I was able to."
Salma: "Hang on..."
Salma: "We might need a new member to balance it soon. HEALTH-E would be a valuable person to improve our game. He is reliable, intelligent and good-hearted."
Salma: "Perhaps I could help you out."
HEALTH-E: "Really?"
Salma: "Yes, I am a columnist after all; I know quite a bit about sarcastic tones and figurative speaking."
HEALTH-E: "If you could help me out with it, I would be eternally grateful."
Salma: "Well then, I guess we have a deal then."
HEALTH-E: "Thank you very much, Salma."
Salma: "Oh hi there."
Salma: "Wait a sec."
Salma: "Hey HEALTH-E, you have something against any kind of ailment, right?"
HEALTH-E: "Yes, I do."
Salma: "Great. My knees are killing me after I fell yesterday."
HEALTH-E: "Oh no, I should call the police!"
Salma: "Oh no, just a figure of speech. I could use some ointment for my sore knees though. Do you have any?"
HEALTH-E: "Of course I do. So, I do not have to call the police?"
Salma: "No, hahah, we don't want another Mama Rox, now do we?"
HEALTH-E: "You are right, yes. But it might be handy to move your position, as I cannot easily reach your knees in this situation."
*Salma closes her laptop and turns her chair around*
HEALTH-E: "Is this the sore spot?"
Salma: "Yup. Right there, be careful."
HEALTH-E: "Okay. The incident we just had reminds me of something what has happened this morning."
Salma: "What happened?"
HEALTH-E: "I offered Diane a shot against her horse allergy. She then answered with a sarcastic response, but since she has used the words "yes of course" in it, I gave her the shot nonetheless."
Salma: "Oh, and she was angry?"
HEALTH-E: "She showed symptoms like a higher speaking volume and frowning eyebrows, so I believe she was."
Salma: "Oh dear. I've heard you can better take some distance when she's mad."
HEALTH-E: "I wish I knew of a way to tell if a remark is to be taken sarcastically or not. It would spare me from a lot of trouble if I was able to."
Salma: "Hang on..."
Salma: "We might need a new member to balance it soon. HEALTH-E would be a valuable person to improve our game. He is reliable, intelligent and good-hearted."
Salma: "Perhaps I could help you out."
HEALTH-E: "Really?"
Salma: "Yes, I am a columnist after all; I know quite a bit about sarcastic tones and figurative speaking."
HEALTH-E: "If you could help me out with it, I would be eternally grateful."
Salma: "Well then, I guess we have a deal then."
HEALTH-E: "Thank you very much, Salma."
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Kitchen
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Connie: "Oh... Yikes..."
Lenka: "Yip yip yip yip yip!"
Connie: "Oh no no no... Such a mixed mess... I must clean it."
Lenka: "Yip yip yip yip yip!"
Lenka: "Yip yip yip yip yip!"
Connie: "Wait... What if... maybe she likes..."
Odessa (through the intercom): "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!"
Connie: "Whoa?!"
Odessa: "Chocolate could be extremely lethal to cutie lil' foxies like Lenka. If you feed her just a little bit, I'll make sure you'll be the most Eliminated contestant ever in all of the to-be-written Jetset Reality Game Show history. And that's saying something, considering this is only the 1st season..."
*Connie swallows*
Connie: "I- I guess I'll clean it up then..."
Odessa: "As long as you don't feed Lenka a thing. You'd get a few billion strikes. At the least."
Connie: "Maybe we could use a chore chart or something..."
Odessa: "Well, that could be discussed with your fellow Jetsetters. Oh, BTW, it's nearly Ranking time."
Connie: "Oi!"
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Odessa: "Jetsetters, it is time for the Ranking! One by one, I will call your names. When your name is called, you go and enter the Theatre."
*HEALTH-E puts in his Ranking*
Olive: "These people all made moves in the recent challenge that I thought didn't make sense. Either they were all just horrible at that game or one of them is the Assassin."
*Hector puts in his Ranking*
Diane: "I'll get to the point. The mud was horrid and life stinks right about now. See you on the other side, my darlings."
*Jason puts in his Ranking*
Connie: "...do I really need a reason? Next one please!"
Edmund: "I'm so unsure nowadays... They're all the idio-... I mean... The assassin... Theres only one person who I always have my eye on and that is _____. He's just suspicious and its as simple as that!"
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Back Deck
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Diane: "Well, thank you for coming here tonight. I really needed some women-only time in this place. and I think now is the time to do so."
Olive: "Gezellig."
Salma: "Well, it looks cozy already, yes. However, what if someone gets Eliminated here."
*Min Hee acts zipping her lips*
Diane: "Well, that's exactly why we should right now. One of us could be gone next and then it's down to only 3."
Connie: "Oooh..."
Odessa: "I assume you were only referring to female players?"
Diane: "Of course."
Diane: "The men left on this ship though. They are all vile and misarable, no exception. Edmund with his rude and egoistical behavior. Hector, nearly causing the death of several of us, and constantly looking like a phony with his 'safe-the-dolphins'-behavior. Jason, the biggest crybaby of them all."
Olive: "At least Jason's a nice person."
Diane: "Beware the nice ones, Olive. You don't even want to know what HEALTH-E attempted to do to me this morning."
Olive: "Ooohh..."
Diane: "He attempted to poison me. He fired a shot at me."
Olive: "He shot you?!"
Diane: "It missed me. It did hit my bathrobe's sleeve though."
*Diane holds up her bathrobe. It contains an unusually colored stain near the sleeve*
Lenka: "Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw."
Connie: "... I- I don't even want to know what stuff he was using."
Odessa: "I do. It looks cool."
Salma: "I wanna know as well. It should be... interesting..."
Diane: "If you could tell the world about it, I wouldn't stop you."
Salma: "Another question though, and please do not take this offensive: are you becoming a bit of a man-hater?"
Diane: "... No. I just prefer company dignity. Blane still had a bit of that in him."
Olive: "Jason's still nice as well."
Connie: "I know..."
Diane: "So, since I cannot use this rag anymore, I guess I could use it as well to lighten up this fire a little bit..."
Odessa: "Cool."
Connie: "D- Diane, I do not think that would be a-"
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???: "Oh no, look!"
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Min Hee: "We're all singed..."
Diane: "Ugh, typical. That's what you get when the pharmaceutical industry's involved."
Salma: "I really wanna know what's in that stuff. Could be my next big scoop."
Odessa: "True. Go for it, Sal."
Olive: "O man... This is so absurdeheheheh..."
Min Hee: "This wasn't even planned at all, heehee..."
Salma: "So there's no Elimination image in the fireplace or something, lol."
Min Hee: "Hee hee. No."
Diane: "Come on guys... We could've been dead. Or worse, soaked with radioactive filth! Or-"
Odessa: "Well, you really need to sort out your priorities. We're all fine, that's what counts, right?"
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Connie: "Yeah... and we're having a blast now."
Olive: "Lachen is gezond!"
Diane: "Oh well. You have a point..."
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Werewolf Room
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HEALTH-E: "Good news: I have checked the girls. They are okay."
Edmund: "I second that."
Hector: "I am wondering though, how the actual fuck is it possible for such a thing to happen? It's insane!"
HEALTH-E: "It was a dangerous deed of Diane to put that bathrobe in the fire. One should not mess with medication."
Hector: "True. But I think improving medicine safety could do their thing as well. What if you were caught in that explosion?"
HEALTH-E: "I am made of enhanced high quality metal, so the medicines I am carrying are unthreated."
Jason: "Good to know that. I can't even think of what could've happened if... You know..."
*Jason shivers*
Captain Dockhatt: "I know..."
Jason: "I’m very thankful that those girls didn’t kill themselves or sink this boat. They should really be more careful. But, I’m very disappointed I didn’t get to ride the horses. Those dreaded cowboys were after me from the very beginning. I wish I knew why. I’m not a threat. I’m just a rancher for cryin’ out loud."
Edmund: "Another topic though: shouldn't there be another person Eliminated by now? Normally people are Eliminated around sunset, right?"
Hector: "Unless they've organized another interesting event here, like that Abnormality-Odessa-goes-bonkers-night."
Captain Dockhatt: "Nope. Me knows about nothing."
Hector: "Peculiar..."
Jason: "Yes, indeed."
HEALTH-E: "That is strange."
Hector: "Will they do later tonight?"
Jason: "What if they just... rip someone out of the boat tonight, and we can't even say our goodbyes?"
Edmund: "Don't be so negative. Maybe they're just giving us a bit of rest and give all of us a free pass."
HEALTH-E: "They could do that. Anything can happen."
Hector: "I sure hope so."
Edmund: "I think we should be fine."
Jason: "Guys, all these mindfucks are making my head boil. I think I'm off to bed."
HEALTH-E: "I think I got-"
Jason: "No, I just need some rest, okay?"
The other guys: "Good night."
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End of Episode 10
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Bonus Picture
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Diane actually caught on fire during filming. In contrary to popular belief, this was completely unintentional. Although afterwards, I could use the ashes on the ground for extra effect. XD
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