Previously on
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A Challenge diving into history was almost handled perfectly by the Jetsetters.
Odessa: "If you succeed, you earn §160.000,-. Plus, an extra mystery reward for one of your duos..."
Min Hee: "You have 1 hour, starting now. Good luck and lots of wisdom."
Min Hee: "You have 1 hour, starting now. Good luck and lots of wisdom."
*The clock in the hallway chimes*
Min Hee: "Jetsetters. Your time's up."
Odessa: "§160.000,- straight to the Assassin's. And the mystery reward will stay a mystery until the season recap in the finale."
Min Hee: "Jetsetters. Your time's up."
Odessa: "§160.000,- straight to the Assassin's. And the mystery reward will stay a mystery until the season recap in the finale."
The aftermath of that Challenge did influence the group dynamics a bit, and what followed were some struggles between the women, especially Pearl.
Wendell: "Or maybe not. Kinda like Wendi, like wavelengths."
Pearl: "I'm not on her wavelength, like at all. She's so distant and calculating, while I'm.. not, I'm a people person."
Wendi: "So are you in, Iris?"
Iris: ".. That makes me part of it too then.."
Wendi: "Excellent. So, have you seen anything useful this Challenge?"
Iris: ".. I didn't see any of these portraits or anything we had to gather."
Pearl: "I trust you, y'know. But I don't trust Wendi. She gives me a bad feeling. I'm only allied with her because the producers said so. And I wish I could tell Iris that... but I can't. Not in five minutes."
Wendi: "And what is your definition of fun?"
Pearl: "... Er.. you know, fun?"
Wendi: "Thought so. No plan."
Iris: "... Please..."
Pearl: "Ugh, tell me about it. Unbelievable how she kept acting during the Challenge, like..."
Iris: "I saw what you mean. She is so..."
Pearl: "Controlling, stuck in her way, bitchy?"
Said Challenge was in fact a tour around the world in 80 countries. Easy enough to pull off, but with the presence of an Assassin nearby things were bound to not go as they were supposed to go...
Min Hee: "You will start off in Ghana, which lies in Africa."
Odessa: "You will, in the order that you just decided on, take turns in moving to an adjacent country to travel to, with no second visits allowed."
Min Hee: "To finish this Challenge, you have to end the route back in Ghana and make it a circle. If you finish in 75-85 countries, all the money you picked up will go to the Jetsetters."
Odessa: "Per country under 75 or over 85 however, §10.000 will be taken and put in the Assassin's stockpile instead."
Euphelia: "Wait, why go back?"
Iris: "Probably all trying to get to our respective cash countries. We're all at cross purposes but don't want to say anything because Assassin, I think."
Euphelia: "We're together on this though! This is a sabotage."
Euphelia: "Cool down girls.. Let's go to Antarctica."
Benjamin: "Aww, you skipped Chile."Wendell: "Poor Chile."
Jayda: "Chile will be missed by everyone, there were so many memories we could have had. Goodbye Chile."
Odessa: "Heh, you guys."
Meredith: "South Africa."
Eugene: "Wait."
Benjamin: "Namibia."
Oliver: "And then Angola."
Odessa: "Unfortunately did you not meet the requirements for either Clue; you finished in 82 countries, while for the Clue you needed to either finish in exactly 80 countries or have someone make the route uncompletable."
Min Hee: "Since 82 does fall into the 75-85 range I gave you at the start of the Challenge, you can keep all the money you've earned by visiting certain countries. Out of a possible §160.000, you earned a whopping §130.000!"
Immediately after the Challenge, the Jetsetters were allowed free roam of the local market. For some that freedom was a little too much though...
Meredith: "I don't want your cheap plastic homemade crap, lady."
Euphelia: "Oh my god..."
Melinda: "Meredith, you are going to show some more respect now!"
Merchant: "This is not plastic. It's real gold."
Melinda: "Meredith?! Are you insane?!"
Merchant: "That's it!"
Meredith: "What now?!"
Merchant: "Out!"
Meredith: "Oh SHIIIT! That old dirtback heard that!"
Hannes: ".. Old dirtback heard that too."
Meredith: "Shit! I mean, shit, how do I get out?"
Hannes: "We'll discuss the Challenge and our suspects, and then we'll leave eachother alone when we don't have to team up."
Meredith: "... What's in it for me?"
Hannes: ".. Not being around me?"
To counter all the drama going on, Ethan, Freya and Kiki are plotting to set Lucas up with Eugene. Freya made a plan for a party to get them closer...
Freya: "I have to go now, I really need to talk to Ethan and Kiki immediately! I think I have the ideal plan to get Lucas and Eugene together, HAHA!!!"
Freya: "The egg will hatch tonight!"
Ethan: "And that's code for you-know-what?"
Kiki: "That's code for you-know-what."
Freya: "Hey Kiki, wanna switch up dance partners? The egg will hatch!"
Kiki: "Oh, sounds nice.. You okay with that, Hannes?"
Hannes: "Oh, that's fine... What was that last thing you said, Frey?"
Freya: "Woo! Let'sa go!"
Oliver: "People, I brought drinks for everyone!"
Euphelia: "I feel thirsty. Shall we go and get drinks?"
Lucas: "Perfect!"
Freya: "I'm getting thirsty too, how about we get us some drinks too?"
Eugene: "That's fine with me."
Whether that plan would work out flawlessly is a different matter though...
Freya: "Danced our legs off. So we need a small break, haha."
Eugene: "Especially since my foot still feels sore after jumping down the latter. Though I can't say no to heating up the dance floor."
Lucas: "I'm not a party person though. More like a loner."
Eugene: "Just like Euphelia. I'm not surprised the two of you got matched."
Ethan: "Yeah, I remember that time when Darren... Well, there's usually one party person and one not-so-party person, right?"
Freya: "Yeah, just look at me and Hannes. I'm the outgoing one, while Hannes is more reserved."
Euphelia: "You mean just like me and Eugene?"
Freya: "Exactly! Or my buddy Jayda and Kiki. Or look at Meredith and Melinda."
Euphelia: "Hmm..."
Euphelia: "You and Ethan are up to something."
Freya: "... What?"
Euphelia: "I'm not stupid, I've seen you walking around at the party... You will leave my brother and duo partner alone."
Freya: "..."
The party sadly ended on a downer note, as an unfortunate cookie ended the game for Benjamin and Melinda.
Min Hee: "So... who would like a cookie?"
Jetsetters: "....."
Min Hee: "Anyone?"
Jetsetters: "....."
Min Hee: "Come on, it's just a cookie."
Euphelia: "... Here goes..."
Melinda: "NO!"
Benjamin: "... What..."
Min Hee: "Benjamin, Melinda, I'm sorry, but you're the first official victims of the Assassin this season. Please say your final goodbyes to the rest of the group and follow me to your ride to the airport."
Min Hee: "First Eliminated, and 5th and 6th to leave: Benjamin Grieswald and Melinda Rathmore."
Benjamin and Melinda were chosen to be the first victims of the Assassin, and their absence will leave some holes in the hearts of the Jetsetters. How will the others handle those holes? Who will succumb to them and who will find new ways to fill them? What new ties will emerge from these changes? Will we see new alliances rise and shake the game dynamic up?
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20 PLAYERS, 10 TWINS, 1 CRUISE
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Diary Room
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Jayda: "I've been a little bit down since last night... I really miss Benjie and Melinda. This boat is feeling a lot more emptier without them here. Everyone else seems a little more shut down too following the Elimination... I think the game has got more real for them. I'm still enjoying my time, partying, dancing, singing... but something has changed since the last Elimination and I'm not sure I like it. I am still loving the people on this boat though, Freya is my new adopted sister, she is such a funky chicken and I love that about her. She is just willing to have fun even if she is the oldest person here. I'm looking forward to the next Challenge too, what on earth will it be? Either way let's bring on the next game! Bloop."
*Jayda snaps her fingers with attitude.*
*Jayda snaps her fingers with attitude.*
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Rooftop Playground
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*Jayda finishes a karaoke song*
Jayda: "So.. How was that?"
Eugene: "Pretty good."
Jayda: "Thanks. How about you, Oliver?"
Oliver: "Ugh..."
Jayda: "Ugh?"
Oliver: ".. Oh, sorry. I wasn't paying attention.."
Eugene: "Are you alright?"
Oliver: ".. I need to collect my thoughts for a bit."
Jayda: "Oh, what's the matter? Do you miss Benjamin?"
Oliver: "... Yeah, I miss them..."
Captain Dockhatt: "Sorry t' hear that, matey."
Oliver: "... I guess it's part of the game..."
Captain Dockhatt: "Yer right about that."
Oliver: "..."
Jayda: "You know what, let's get it off your chest with Mama Jay."
Oliver: "Eh..."
Jayda: "Don't be afraid, I won't bite."
*Jayda lies down*
Oliver: ".. I don't feel like talking to be honest."
Jayda: "Getting it off your chest will help you feel better though, always works for me.."
Oliver: "... I... Ugh..."
Eugene: "We should leave him alone for a bit."
Jayda: "I feel bummed about the Elimination too."
Oliver: "..."
Eugene: "Or not."
Jayda: "..."
Captain Dockhatt: "More crew on board."
Jayda: "Oh hey Han. How're you doing?"
Hannes: "... Could be better..."
Jayda: "It looks like everyone's suffering from post-elimination bummedness."
Hannes: "Yeah.. I still can't believe Odessa."
Oliver: "Ugh, indeed."
Eugene: "I really hope she's learned her lesson by now."
Hannes: "Honestly, it's just despicable."
*Hannes sits down*
Hannes: "She actually spies on the confessionals we do. I was just getting my anger off my chest and when I walked out she, completely wolfed out, leaped at me and startled me!"
Eugene: "What?"
Jayda: "Why?"
Odessa: "BOO!"
Hannes: "WAAAAH!"
Hannes: "She said something about not waiting for the Full Moon to show the beast... which is something I said about her throwing Meredith and her- her- diss track at Benjamin and Melinda."
Eugene: ".. She really.. how do I put it... puts work in her public image."
Hannes: "Yeah. Though her actions and behaviour certainly do NOT help her. She's been really getting on my nerves lately."
Jayda: "She wasn't that bad last season, right? Was she?"
Eugene: "I don't recall that, no. Although, maybe when that Shirley woman sabotaged the cameras..."
Jayda: "Yeah, I'd be raging too if someone sabotaged MY show. Though this season... 'Pretty good for the ratings, you know'. Just pointless."
Hannes: "Yes! that, plus constantly dealing with Meredith almost makes me want to drop out of this stupid game. I'm literally on the edg-"
Oliver: "Then why didn't you actually leave yesterday then?!"
Hannes: "I beg you pardon???"
Oliver: "Benjie and Melinda did want to play! If you and Meredith just dropped out yesterday they'd still be here now!"
Eugene: "Calm down Oliver."
Oliver: "No, I've had it."
Jayda: "Please no.."
Oliver: "You wanna know what I'm thinking?!"
Hannes: "What's wrong with you?"
Oliver: "What's wrong with you?!"
Captain Dockhatt: "Me no likes where this is going..."
Oliver: "All I've seen of you the last few of days is just whining and complaining about this game! All you say is 'Meredith's picking on me, I wanna go home' or 'I'm too old to get along with the young people, I'm so lonely'!"
Hannes: "That is NOT true, sir!"
Oliver: "It's all I see from you!"
Hannes: "I also go out and jog with others on occasion! I've been running with Pearl, Wendell, Eugene, even dueled Benjamin while he was swimming! Can't say that about you, hm?!"
Jayda: "Guys, please!"
Oliver: "I'm focused on the game! It's what I'm here for in the first place! Instead of grumbling and complaining around!"
Eugene: "Oliver, you have to calm down right now!"
Oliver: "And I'm sure thousands, maybe millions or people would kill to be here!"
Jayda: "Okay guys, we can talk this out in a civil manner."
Hannes: "Kill? Did you just out yourself as Assassin, hm?!"
Oliver: "Ugh, stop it you! You're not doing them a favour!"
Jayda: "You don't wanna make me go Kung Fu Panda on you!"
Hannes: "And what the fuck is that supposed to mean?!"
Oliver: "It's your entire attitude that reeks of zero respect to all the people who'd rather be here instead of you! You're living their dream and all you do is whine and complain and want to quit! If I could trade you away to have Benjie back I'd do that! Not even getting started on the people who didn't make the cut! You're acting so ungrateful towards them!"
Hannes: "... You think I'm ungrateful?!"
Oliver: "I just said that, yes!"
Hannes: "Now you go and listen closely young man! If anyone on this boat knows what gratefulness is, it's me! I was married to the most lovely wife in the world, I have a wonderful sister, beloved children and grandchildren, I have competed with the best of the world in athletics! You are just shouting out bullshit just to make you sorry little person feel better! News flash - it's not gonna work!"
Eugene: "Hey?!"
Eugene: "Aaaah!!"
Eugene: "Aaaah fuck!"
Hannes: "Eugene!"
Eugene: "Oh fuck, my nose..."
*Eugene's nose starts bleeding*
Hannes: "Now look what you've done!"
Oliver: ".... Oh my god..."
Jayda: "This is not good."
Oliver: "....."
Eugene: "... I- I'm bleeding?"
Oliver: "... What have I done?..."
Jayda: "Eh.. Pinch your nose to stop it from gushin' out?"
*Eugene does as Jayda says*
Captain Dockhatt: "Better get ye to Min Hee..."
Eugene: "That'd be a good idea..."
Hannes: "If you didn't had to verbally attack me."
Jayda: "Hannes!"
Oliver: ".. Then why would I hit Eugene in the face?"
Hannes: "... I dunno, but you're definitely responsible."
Jayda: "Guys, you are now going to stop this fight, before anyone else gets hurt!"
Oliver: "..."
Hannes: "..."
Hannes: "... I'll just go on a quick run."
Oliver & Jayda: "....."
Oliver: "... I don't even know what just overcame me anymore..."
Jayda: "I do hope for you the hosts will be lenient..."
Oliver: "... I don't even know what just overcame me anymore..."
Jayda: "I do hope for you the hosts will be lenient..."
Oliver: "Oi!"
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Diary Room
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*Kiki sneezes*
Kiki: "Sorry about that, I think I'm coming down with a cold. Ironic isn't it, on the Jetset of all places, the sun is roasting hot and I'm coming down with a cold. Typical. In other news, I'm really appreciating my time with everyone on the boat. Everyone has such unique qualities to them, I'm learning something new everyday... I'm also keeping my eye out for that Assassin though! To be quite honest, I haven't got a clue who it could be. Mainly due to over-analysing every little thing from every one. I do suspect some more than others though and so far my gut is leading me to vote their way when it comes to the rankings. We'll just have to see what happens going forward."
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Bedroom
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Kiki: "We have to evaluate yesterday's plan."
Ethan: "Well, at least we got them to talk together at that party."
Freya: "If it weren't for that abrupt Elimination that ruined the built-up momentum..."
Ethan: "That was really unfortunate. We'll have to try and get them under that cherry tree again later."
Kiki: "Yeah, we have to play hard from now on."
Freya: "It's interesting to note though that Euphelia approached me and is suspicious of our actions."
Kiki: "She has? That's worrisome..."
Freya: "I felt like that at first, but then I thought again..."
Freya: "She doesn't have the right to tell us we can't come near Eugene and Lucas. We're free to do what we want. If I recall correctly she doesn't have her name tag on them or something."
Ethan: "You got a point there."
Freya: "Yeah, and I say we shouldn't let her bother us."
*Kiki blows her nose*
Ethan: "Are you okay Kiki?"
Kiki: "Yeah.. just a cold. While on Jetset."
Ethan: "That's kinda funny."
Kiki: "Yeah, it kinda is. Back to Operation Lucas though."
*Kiki coughs*
Kiki: "Pardon me. That cherry tree myth, I feel I have to make up a little for not doing that much yesterday."
Freya: "Nah, it's alright. At least Euphelia didn't mention you when she confronted me."
Kiki: "Perfect. I can mingle along and do things without drawing her suspicion. That way we can set it up more-"
Ethan: "Wait!"
Kiki: "Hm?"
Ethan: "Someone's coming! Quick Frey, hide!"
Freya: "Ohmygosh, how do I hide my wings?"
Kiki: "I dunno.. in the wall?"
Freya: "Oh dear, not again. You'll have to sit in front of me though."
Kiki: "You'll have to make some space for me then."
???: "And what are you three up to?"
Ethan: "Ehh, I like trains?"
Odessa: "Hahaha, yes you do."
Freya: "I'm noticed."
Kiki: "At least it's just Odessa."
Odessa: "Just Odessa?"
Kiki: "I mean, you're not Euphelia- ahh..."
*Kiki sneezes*
Odessa: "Obviously. Bless you."
Kiki: "... Whatever."
Odessa: ".. Sooo, how you doin'?"
Ethan: "... This is an alliance talk, don't draw too much attention at us please."
Odessa: "Oh. Sorry... Just an alliance, or is it a romantic set-up I'm interested in?"
Kiki: "Of course. You watch the camera pictures all day."
Freya: "Please don't tell anyone you've seen me involved."
Odessa: "Nah, I won't. I wanna prove to be a capable host after yesterday, so..."
Kiki: "You'll need it."
Odessa: "Yeah.. wait, how did you mean that?"
Kiki: "After the way you kicked Benjamin and Melinda out you got a lot of fixing to do."
Freya: "Ugh, yeah."
Ethan: "Indeed you do."
Odessa: "... At least Meredith liked it."
Freya: "Who cares about Meredith?!"
Odessa: "Shush, Iris is out there. Don't want her to hear you, hm?"
Freya: "Hmpph, you're such a-."
Odessa: "....... Crap.. I shouldn't have said that Frey."
Freya: "... Okay, I'll let it slide."
Ethan: "..."
Kiki: "How about you try and think a little before you just blurt out what's on your mind?"
Odessa: "I dunno..."
Ethan: "You dunno?"
Odessa: "It's a quick world out there. And I have to stay sharp to keep up. Get the world before it gets me."
Freya: "And now in English?"
Odessa: "I'm just blessed with a quick tongue. Guess I got that from my father, and it brought him far as well..."
Kiki: "You sure about that?"
*Odessa blinks her eyes at her reflection in the mirror*
Odessa: "... Sorry."
Ethan: "Hm?"
Odessa: "Iris is right with sitting outside, I'm gonna go up and get a bit of a tan as well."
Freya: ".. But you're turned into the Wolf! How does that work?"
Odessa: "I can turn back when I feel like. It's not a full moon or anything."
Freya: ".. I guess she has a point?"
*Kiki blows her nose*
Ethan: "What was that about?"
Kiki: ".. Is she doing alright?"
Ethan: "... I dunno. She did leave all of a sudden."
Kiki: "Yeah. Was it the part about her father?"
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Diary Room
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*Odessa sits and stares, a little melancholically*
Odessa: "... No. I can't sit around like this. I gotta man up and find better ways to spend my time. I don't mope around like this when there's shit to be done."
*Odessa jumps up from the chair*
Odessa: "I am Dessa, hear me ..."
Odessa: "... HOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWL!!"
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Emperor's Plaza
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Odessa: "Jetsetters."
Min Hee: "For this Challenge you are going to be split in 2 groups."
Odessa: "Coming with me are 2 duos who would rather piece their way through the game."
Min Hee: "And coming with me are the remaining 5 duos who would rather play hard to achieve victory."
Odessa: "You may start deciding who goes where now."
Ethan: "Okay, so we need 4 Piecers and 10 Playhards. Any volunteers?"
Oliver: "I volunteer to Piece my way through the game, if Iris is fine with it."
Iris: ".. Sounds fine with me. Ack!"
Lucas: "Iris, you okay?"
Iris: "It's that beetle again. It doesn't stop following me."
Pearl: "Oh no, not that beetle again."
Lucas: "Euphelia, I think we're more Piecers than Playhards as well."
Euphelia: "Uh, no. I'd rather be in the Playing Hard group."
Lucas: "Oh? Why?"
Euphelia: "I have some people I want to keep my eye on, and I can't if I'm on the other group."
Lucas: "You have a point there. I'm convinced."
Wendi: "I feel the same."
Freya: "Not surprised it said people are the members of Operation Lucas."
Ethan: "Hmm, maybe..."
Hannes: "Any volunteers to join Oliver and Iris on the Piecer side?"
*Crickets chirp as nobody replies*
Ethan: "You know what, I volunteer to go. Is that okay Kiki?"
Kiki: "Are you sure about that? I'd rather keep my eye on more people as well."
Ethan: "Yeah, though someone's gotta go there."
Kiki: "..."
Kiki: "Jayda, if I go with Odessa, could you fill me in on the details here?"
Jayda: "Sure. If you share what you were up to."
Kiki: "... I guess I'll go Piecing then."
Wendell: "That's settled."
Lucas: "Eeth, we'll keep eachother up to date too."
Ethan: "Sure."
Odessa: "I believe you've decided who'll go with me?"
Jayda: "Yes!"
Odessa: "If the Piecers would go and join me here now please!"
Oliver: "That's us."
Kiki: "Me and Ethan, and Oliver and Iris."
Odessa: "Great."
Odessa: "Follow me and you'll receive your task this Challenge."
Iris: "I wonder what we'll be up to?"
Ethan: "I believe it could be a valuable key position."
Odessa: "Who knows?"
Min Hee: "That leaves Eugene & Wendell, Euphelia & Lucas, Freya & Jayda, Hannes & Meredith and Pearl & Wendi to Play Hard. Follow me please."
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Piecers
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Odessa: "Ethan, Iris, Kiki and Oliver. You have volunteered as people who piece themselves through the game."
Odessa: "Congratulations. By making this choice you are going to battle it out for Immunity."
Odessa: "Behind the doors left and right you'll find a puzzle. The pieces are spread throughout the room, both on the floor and in the shelves on the walls."
Odessa: "Your goal is simple: the first duo to complete the puzzle will earn Immunity and be save for the upcoming Elimination. Good luck and lots of wisdom."
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Play Hards
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Min Hee: "Jetsetters."
Min Hee: "For this Challenge you are going to play a game of Mahjong. You'll have to match tiles to remove them from the board. But to remove tiles, they must be completely free of other tiles on either the left or the right, and there may not be a tile on top of it."
Min Hee: "The tiles however, are not ordinary Mahjong tiles, they come in several types:
1) Money tiles. If a duo matches 2 tiles of the same amount of Simoleons, they add that amount to the Jetsetter's winnings. Blue numbers indicate a low amount, green numbers represent a medium amount and red numbers stand for a high amount of Simoleons. Every amount has 4 tiles total.
2) Clue tiles. If a duo matches 2 Clue tiles, they earn a private Clue for after the Challenge. There are 8 Clue tiles in total, which means a maximum of 4 duos can earn a Clue. A duo can only earn 1 Clue, even if they match multiple sets.
3) Switch tiles. If a duo matches 2 Switch tiles, the members of the duo will change partners after the Challenge is over. Players who do not grab these tiles will stay with their partners, the change will occur only among all duos who match a Switch tile set.
Min Hee: "This is the field you'll be playing on. Darker tiles are on the bottom layer, while lighter tiles are on the top layer and have a darker tile underneath them."
Min Hee: "You'll play in turns, starting with Meredith and Hannes to my left. Once it's your turn you have 1 minute to match two tiles. When your minute runs out, the turn will go to the next couple. Three misses and you'll receive a strike.
Good luck and lots of wisdom."
Min Hee: "You can start playing..."
Min Hee: "NOW!"
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Puzzlers
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*Odessa receives Min Hee's note*
Odessa: "Puzzlers! You may enter the puzzle room NOW!"
Oliver: "Quick! I could use some Immunity after Benjamin left."
Iris: "Me too! Just for my own safety though."
Oliver: "All on the floor? That's disturbing..."
Iris: "Got any spare hand sanitizer?"
Kiki: "I'd like to not worry about being Nominated for once!"
Ethan: "Same! Shame that puzzling's not my forte though."
Kiki: "We'll overcome that with speed though!"
Ethan: "Exactly! This room looks kinda large, so we'll need to run around a bit."
Oliver: "There's water on there. Where would these go?"
Ethan: "There's a lot of white in the puzzle, isn't there?"
Iris: "... Isn't that Diana's face? Is that us on the puzzle?"
Kiki: "We'll have to find borders first, so we can work from there."
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Mahjongers
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Hannes: "At last, Switch tiles! It means I can finally dump you and team up with a normal person."
Meredith: "... Fuck you too. I'll pick those §375 tiles then."
Hannes: "..."
Wendell: "Hmm, what tiles shall we pick?"
Eugene: "I say we go for the money. §4.500 it is."
Pearl: "Great, I need those Switch tiles too!"
Wendi: "No. Those Switch tiles are a waste of our time."
*Wendi matches a pair of §750 tiles instead*
Pearl: "Hey!"
Wendi: "Grabbing the Switch tiles would be a waste, as much as I'd like a more competent partner."
*Pearl throws one of the tiles Wendi matched at her face*
Euphelia: "Calm down girls! No need to get so petty."
Jayda: "Quick, what shall we do, Frey?"
Freya: "Let's take an average match. Not too low so we are at risk for Elimination, not too high so that we have nothing at the finale to take home."
Jayda: "Hmm, I think we should take the §2.750 then."
Lucas: "Hmm... What would our best be in this game?"
Euphelia: "I don't know. Let me think this through..."
Lucas: "We only have 1 minute though..."
*It's silent for a short while*
Min Hee: "... I believe your minute is up now."
Euphelia: "Wait, what?"
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Odessa: "Four Jetsetters started puzzling for Immunity and the rest started playing Mahjong for money and Clues."
Odessa: "What only the Assassin knows..."
Iris: "I'll start checking the bookcases!"
Oliver: "Okay, I'll check if we can do something with the pieces we have."
Odessa: "... Is that when the first Puzzling duo completes their task..."
Ethan: "I estimate these pieces to be around here!"
Kiki: "Have you seen any borders already?"
Odessa: "... The Mahjong game ends immediately with it!"
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Hannes: "I'll take this match: §1.250."
Meredith: "And I thought you wanted that Switch so badly?"
Wendi: "You'll need other things in the game first. Switching partners means you'll have to start over again. And who knows who you'll be matched with?"
Wendell: "We'll match the §4.250
Eugene: "Sounds fine with me."
Pearl: "Let's grab the Swi-"
Wendi: "Let's grab the §2.250."
Pearl: "..."
Freya: "Oh, let's grab the §4.750, high score!"
Jayda: "Are you sure about that?"
Euphelia: "We don't want to lose another turn - quick!"
Lucas: "Eh, I'll take these §125 tiles then."
Hannes: "That's really low though, can't you get any higher?"
*Meredith grabs the §2.500*
Eugene: "Hmm, we can do better, can we?"
Wendell: "Yeah. §4.250 should do the trick."
*Wendi matches §250 before Pearl can grab the Switch*
*Freya and Jayda match §2.750*
Euphelia: "This round I want to bring in more than 125 Simoleons."
Lucas: "Yeah, we need to earn something during the finale."
Euphelia: "Let's take §500! Four times as much as 125!"
Hannes: "... The two of you..."
Meredith: "About fucking time - I'll grab the Switch."
Min Hee: "And with that the Switch is in working! If at least another duo also grabs a Switch, these duos will disband and their members will form new duos!"
Meredith: "Wait - so if nobody does I'm still stuck with old dirtbag?!"
Min Hee: ".. To be honest: yes."
Hannes: "... How lovely."
Wendell: "I'd rather not Switch with them to be honest."
Eugene: "That's right, let's take the §1.250 instead."
Wendell: "Amen, brothah!"
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Oliver: "According to my math these should be all pieces."
Iris: "If we go and do the people first we have most of the puzzle complete and can fill in the gaps to finish quickly."
Oliver: "That sounds like a good strategy, most of the Jetsetters are pretty recogniseable."
Iris: "Exactly. Though I'm not looking forward to seeing Pasta Boy here again."
Oliver: "Blegh, no. Please remind me to dump 3 bottles of hand sanitizer on his pieces of the puzzle."
Iris: "Hahaha!"
Oliver: "Seriously though, we should actually do that."
Iris: "Let's finish the puzzle first though, I'd rather not go home anytime soon."
Ethan: "We have all borders gathered here now."
Kiki: "Excellent, if we put these together quickly the middle should be easy to fill."
Ethan: "This puzzle is the cast picture, isn't it?"
Kiki: "Yeah. Pretty interesting choice. I miss Diana though, shame she had to leave so early."
Ethan: "Yeah, I really miss them too."
Kiki: "We're the only ones still in to have once been matched with the early boo- ah, ah!"
*Kiki sneezes over the puzzle*
Ethan: "Ew! You better not get me sick too."
Kiki: "Sorry!"
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*Wendi and Pearl have matched §250*
*Freya and Jayda have matched §3.250*
*Euphelia and Lucas have matched §625*
*Hannes and Meredith have matched a Clue*
Eugene: "We'll match the §2.000 this turn."
Pearl: "Maybe we can grab the Swi-"
Wendi: "No, stop your whining! Do you want to work with Meredith?"
Pearl: "..."
Freya: "... Maybe I will Switch."
Lucas: ".. Wait what?"
Jayda: "But you can't stand Meredith!"
Freya: "Exactly. If it means relieving Hannes. Plus I think I can take her on when needed. I'll take the Switch."
Meredith: "NO, I won't work with that fairy bitch. I'd rather be stuck with the old fart."
Hannes: "Karma!"
Lucas: "I'll grab the Clue."
Euphelia: "Good call, we're gonna need that one."
Hannes: "Hmm, there's only money available now. Guess I'll take the §3.000."
Eugene: "I'll take the §1.000."
Wendi: "There's no Switch in there, Pearl. Now I'll allow you to choose."
Pearl: "Wendi, you are such a... I guess I'll match the §1.750 then."
Jayda: "Woo-yeah, there's the Clue."
Freya: "Let's go and take it."
Lucas: "What will our next match be?"
Euphelia: "... I think we can afford the §4.750 this time."
Hannes: "Hmm... it's only money we can match."
Meredith: "Fuck it, I'm taking the §2.500."
Wendell: "We can outdo that."
Eugene: "§3.500 in the pocket!"
Pearl: "... What shall we take?"
Wendi: "Not a Switch this round. Alas."
Pearl: "You're just a jerk."
Wendi: "No. I am worse. But now I'll take the §750 if you don't mind."
Jayda: "How about we go and take the §1.500 this round?"
Freya: "That sounds fine with me."
Lucas: "I'll take the §4.000 off the board then."
Euphelia: "That sounds okay with me."
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???: "We got it!"
???: "Yes!"
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Min Hee: "Jetsetters! The time's up!"
Min Hee: "Meredith and Hannes, you may still finish your turn."
Meredith: "Well..."
Hannes: "Almost..."
Hannes: "Do we match a low amount or a medium amount?"
Meredith: "... I say medium."
Hannes: "Then I'll match the §1.500. Done."
Min Hee: "That means this Challenge is over. We'll tally the results and gather everyone to announce the outcome as soon as possible."
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Emperor's Plaza
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Odessa: "Jetsetters!"
Odessa: "You have no idea what your four friends next to me have been up to, and they have no idea what you have been up to."
Min Hee: "The Jetsetters next to me have in fact played a game of Mahjong. But, the tiles they had to match in the game could bring in money for the group winnings, Clues towards the Assassin's identity and Switches to disband existing duos to produce new bonds instead."
Min Hee: "I have crunched down the numbers, and I can hereby confirm that the Jetsetters have earned §64.250 today. Which leaves §34.750 as scraps for the Assassin to claim. Which is quite a good result for the Jetsetter team."
Odessa: "The people who went with me instead weren't playing for money or Clues, but they were playing for Immunity. They namely had battle it out together by making an XL-Jigsaw Puzzle. The moment that one of the duos was ready, was the moment when you had to stop playing."
*The Mahjong Players gasp*
Odessa: "That's right. And I can hereby announce that the duo who won the Immunity is in fact....."
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Odessa: "Iris and Oliver! Congratulations, you have just secured yourselves a spot in the final 12 of Jetset by solving the puzzle in 35 minutes and 50 seconds, which is better than 45 minutes and 33 seconds by Ethan and Kiki."
Iris: "Awesome!"
Oliver: "This one's for you Benjie!"
Pearl: "Woo Rissy!"
Lucas: "Oh.. Ethan could've been save..."
Min Hee: "Now, there's only one thing we must tackle before we'll leave back to the boat."
Min Hee: "Hannes & Meredith and Freya & Jayda have matched Switch tiles. Those duos are hereby officially disbanded. Under normal circumstances a schoolyard pick would take place where the Jetsetters involved would pick new partners. But considering that both Hannes and Freya both only have one eligible option after they worked together on day 1..."
Min Hee: "... this means that from this moment forward, Meredith and Freya will have to work together and so do Hannes and Jayda!"
Hannes: "About time I had a proper teammate."
Jayda: "Glad you think so of me. We can make this work."
Freya and Meredith: "..."
Min Hee: "Hannes & Meredith, Freya & Jayda and Euphelia & Lucas have also matched Clue tiles today. You will soon receive a message with your Clue."
Odessa: "For now though, you're free to go back to the boat!"
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Eating Area
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Euphelia: "Hello Meredith."
Meredith: "Oh."
Euphelia: "Mind if I join you?"
Meredith: "I mind, yes."
Euphelia: "Oh. I did want to talk about a common... rival of ours, but."
Meredith: "Wait... Hannes? Freya? Melinda?"
Euphelia: "Freya, she's up to no good."
Meredith: "The bitch! You got me interested now..."
Euphelia: "Everybody loves her, she's influential, and using that against us. And I don't like it."
Meredith: "Hmm, why does Neon Night Moth hate you then?"
Euphelia: "... She wants to get Lucas and Eugene in a relationship, and I don't approve of that."
Meredith: "... The fuck?"
Euphelia: "I know Eugene explicitly does not want a showmance or relationship here."
Meredith: "..."
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Diary Room
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Eating Area
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Meredith: "Fucking hell, I'm duoed with her now. If she goes down I go with her."
Euphelia: ".. Shit, that's right... We have to find something else to dethrone her."
Meredith: "We have to make her look like a good-for-nothing predatory backfucking cuntslut or something."
Euphelia: "... A backstabber, yes."
Euphelia: "... I'm afraid that might get you expelled from the show."
Meredith: "Hell, it'll be worth it."
Euphelia: "... You did outlast Melinda already here."
Meredith: "Ugh, glad that skank is gone, drooling over a guy who clearly isn't even interested in her."
Euphelia: "If you last long in the game she'll not be around you for longer."
Meredith: "... Fuck, you have a point."
Euphelia: "You can show the world that you are the better twin."
Meredith: "Like: I am Meredith, hear me SMASH!"
*Meredith drums on the ice cream package with her spoon*
Euphelia: "Yeah! I think you have a lot of potential in yourself."
Meredith: "Woo! I wanna teach those bastards a lesson!"
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Diary Room
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Now I won't have her around to nag at me or see her be all lovey dovey with that albino guy who clearly did not return the feelings, what a joke of a sister she is. I don't need her, you're wrong if you think I do...
As for Min Hee Mouse, I don't care if that was her.....Mother, she had no right to be so rough and put her hands on me, I ain't interested in that ugly bitch. I ain't saying I don't like it rough, I love it when Gretchen-"
Cameraman: "OK, I think we should stop this here."
Meredith: "Bitch I hadn't finished. Don't fucking interrupt me again, don't you know I can make your life a misery with one wave of my wand? Cunt."
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Sauna
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Wendell: "I dunno how they managed to build this thing in overnight, but I'm glad they did."
Lucas: "Yeah, I missed this from the Jetsetter already."
Pearl: ".. I've never tried this there, but at least I can now."
Pearl: "When do you guys think we'll return to the Jetsetter?"
Lucas: ".. I'd say when the finale is near. Just like last season."
Pearl: "Hmm, I guess you're right about that."
Lucas: "Shame they'd build a couple of new rooms to just never use them at all."
Wendell: "Do you think we might return to the Jetsetter mid-season?"
Lucas: "If they could find a way to get the Jetsetter here..."
Wendell: "I mean, this town is really small. Pretty but small."
Lucas: "Hmm... we did arrive later than last season."
Wendell: "Exactly."
Lucas: "... Only by less than 12 hours though, so we differ not by much."
Pearl: "Hey guys, can I talk with you about something?"
Lucas: "Oh, sure. About what?"
Pearl: "The attitude of Wendi. She's really getting the worse out of me and I'm just sooo close to punching her in the face."
Lucas: "Yeah, I can imagine why you think so."
Pearl: "She's a bully. She's constantly denying me to play the Challenges and always belittling me."
Wendell: "Nothing out of the ordinary as far as I know. When handling Wendi my only advice is to endure her scheming and hope for a way out."
Pearl: "..."
Pearl: "That didn't really make me feel any better."
Wendell: "I know. It's the reality though. And it sucks."
Lucas: "Have you never ever tried to carve your own path away from her, Wendell?"
Wendell: "Nah, I never bothered with mum around. She was pretty much Wendi senior before she kicked the bucket..."
Lucas: "You got my condolences."
Wendell: "Nah, it's okay. Anyway, Wendi is the evil twin, so therefore I must be the good twin, I guess."
Pearl: "I guess you have a point."
Pearl: "But still, when you really can't handle her anymore, how do you deal with it?"
Wendell: "I rant. Sometimes even in her face. And I dig myself in my own pleasure to forget about her for a while. She's very dominant though."
Pearl: "Hmm... It's better than bottling it up."
Lucas: "Pearl, you mentioned you are running to try and become a professional, right?"
Pearl: "Yeah..."
Lucas: "You could try and run your frustrations out of your system."
Pearl: "Ohemgee, you're right! Thanks!"
Lucas: "You're welcome."
Lucas: "The steam is running out a little."
Pearl: "Sounds fine with me."
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*Wendell removes his cucumber slices*
Wendell: "Whoop. I believe my skin should be done now."
Wendell: "Time to get myself decent again."
Pearl: "--- DUDE, What in the--???"
Lucas: ".. What?"
Pearl: "Look for yourself..."
Lucas: "- Whoa!..."
Pearl: "You could've warned us that you were skinny-dipping in there!"
Wendell: "Sorry, didn't wanna keep you out though."
Pearl: "This is just awkwaaaaard."
Lucas: "Yeah. Eh, another topic please?"
Pearl: "... The weather?"
Lucas: ".. Sunny in here. Just like always."
Pearl: "Hmm, it does get boring to always have the sun out every single day."
Lucas: "Last season was also pretty much sun all the time."
Pearl: "... Do you think we need seasons?"
Wendell: "Er, guys..."
Wendell: "... Has anyone seen my clothes? I'm pretty sure put them around here somewhere."
Pearl: "Oh, ehm.. I put them outside. I never noticed your underwear in the pile as well though."
Wendell: "Really!? Thanks Pearl, now I have to go out to fetch them."
Pearl: "Sorry, I was afraid they'd go wet in the sauna air."
Wendell: "Tristan got away with it on Abnormality, I guess..."
Euphelia: "... Wait, Wendell WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!"
Meredith: "BwahahaHAHAHAHAH!!"
Wendell: "You ladies seen my clothes?"
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Diary Room
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Pearl: "Bad idea, Mr Assassin sir. Or Mrs Assassin ma'am, I don't know anymore. But anyway, you've just gotten rid of my prime suspect. Idiot. Betcha feel so smart now, dontcha? Ha! Well, I'm onto you. I know who you are and what you're doing and there's nothing you can do to stop me. There's absolutely... nothing... you can do... at all... "
*Pearl cries, quietly*
Pearl: "I don't know who to trust anymore. I don't know how to feel. Maybe I should vote for all the people I least suspect for once. Just to make sure. Just... to make... sure...
I should never have signed up for this. But I did. 'Rissy, we're gonna be on Jetset!' You stupid girl. What made you think you could ever win?
Rissy knew. She knew it wouldn't work."
*Nothing. There's nobody there. Iris gives up and leaves the room*
The highness M13Vulpecula XVIII, ruler of all the estate which belongs to Vulpeculand, including the wellfaring Vulpecula City, Place To Be, and Vulpeculake, the biggest lake without any kind of pollution, and bringer of good luck and happiness to all the residents in the country, also known as
Pearl: "I don't know who to trust anymore. I don't know how to feel. Maybe I should vote for all the people I least suspect for once. Just to make sure. Just... to make... sure...
I should never have signed up for this. But I did. 'Rissy, we're gonna be on Jetset!' You stupid girl. What made you think you could ever win?
Rissy knew. She knew it wouldn't work."
*Pearl gets out her phone*
Pearl: "You see this text? That was from just before we left. Do you know how long it takes for me to poke my sister? Half an hour. Thirty fucking minutes. That's an awful long time to be on your knees. What was she talking about? Did she know it'd end in a crisis? Her of faith, me of failure-to-launch?"
*Pearl sighs*
Pearl: "Maybe. Probably. I... I don't know anymore. I don't even feel anything anymore."
Wendi: "So, congrats on earning Immunity."
Iris: "Thanks, Wendi."
Wendi: "Shame that we have to be more wary of this talking spot though, because some idiot thought it to be a good idea to put a sauna back there!"
Iris: "A sauna does sound nice though. We could use that as a place to talk."
Wendi: "It's much harder to notice people listening in on our meetings there, with all that steam."
Iris: "Yeah... much more relaxed though."
Wendi: "Soo... Intel?"
Iris: "Oliver and I were serperated from Ethan and Kiki, so all we got is Oliver. And he simply played well, just as I did myself."
Wendi: "Hmm, that's not really useful."
Iris: "And what about the Mahjong game?"
Wendi: "Pearl and I brought in very little money. But then there's doofuses like Eugene and my own little brother, who were responsible for almost a third of the total. They really should reconsider their strategies, or else they'll leave soon. And I cannot use that."
Iris: "... Shouldn't we look for Jayda by the way?"
Wendi: ".. Nah, she's probably napping. Again. She should keep her head in the game at all time."
Iris: "... I.. dunno... I sometimes worry about other things too, you know."
Wendi: "Conceal, don't feel."
Iris: "... Isn't that a quote from Frozen?"
Wendi: "... Is it?"
Iris: "Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Well, now they know. Let it go, let it go."
Wendi: "Bleghh, no. I don't do Frozen. Got any soap?"
Iris: ".. I'm sure Oliver has hand disinfectant cre-"
Wendi: "Speaking of Oliver, it's Min Hee."
Min Hee: "Oh, hello ladies."
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Min Hee: "This little rascal decided it'd be nice to run off the boat. Odessa'd be devastated if she got made into soup."
Iris: "Oh no, that'd be horrible."
Wendi: "..."
Wendi: "Anyway, considering the racket this morning involving Oliver.. Any word on disciplinary action on that?"
Iris: "Wendi!"
Min Hee: "We looked into the situation, and judging by the context and actions of all involved Jetsetters..."
Min Hee: "... we decided not to hand out any strikes or punishments."
Iris: "Oh really? He's safe!"
Min Hee: "Oliver clearly hit Eugene in the face by accident and felt remorse about the ordeal so we decided that any action against him would be unneeded. Rulebook protocol, you know."
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Wendi: "So, that's it?"
Min Hee: "Yes, though I think this incident may still do it's thing on the group relationships."
Wendi: "Hmm, interesting... And how do you think it will?"
Min Hee: "I could tell you. But then I had to Eliminate you."
Wendi: "Oh.. hehe heh... Never mind."
Min Hee: "I will see you later."
Wendi: "Soo... just where were we?... Iris?"
Wendi: "Iris?! What the!-"
**** IRIS SING-ALONG****
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Diary Room
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Wendi: "So, congrats on earning Immunity."
Iris: "Thanks, Wendi."
Wendi: "Shame that we have to be more wary of this talking spot though, because some idiot thought it to be a good idea to put a sauna back there!"
Iris: "A sauna does sound nice though. We could use that as a place to talk."
Wendi: "It's much harder to notice people listening in on our meetings there, with all that steam."
Iris: "Yeah... much more relaxed though."
Wendi: "Soo... Intel?"
Iris: "Oliver and I were serperated from Ethan and Kiki, so all we got is Oliver. And he simply played well, just as I did myself."
Wendi: "Hmm, that's not really useful."
Iris: "And what about the Mahjong game?"
Wendi: "Pearl and I brought in very little money. But then there's doofuses like Eugene and my own little brother, who were responsible for almost a third of the total. They really should reconsider their strategies, or else they'll leave soon. And I cannot use that."
Iris: "... Shouldn't we look for Jayda by the way?"
Wendi: ".. Nah, she's probably napping. Again. She should keep her head in the game at all time."
Iris: "... I.. dunno... I sometimes worry about other things too, you know."
Wendi: "Conceal, don't feel."
Iris: "... Isn't that a quote from Frozen?"
Wendi: "... Is it?"
Iris: "Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Well, now they know. Let it go, let it go."
Wendi: "Bleghh, no. I don't do Frozen. Got any soap?"
Iris: ".. I'm sure Oliver has hand disinfectant cre-"
Wendi: "Speaking of Oliver, it's Min Hee."
Min Hee: "Oh, hello ladies."
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Min Hee: "This little rascal decided it'd be nice to run off the boat. Odessa'd be devastated if she got made into soup."
Iris: "Oh no, that'd be horrible."
Wendi: "..."
Wendi: "Anyway, considering the racket this morning involving Oliver.. Any word on disciplinary action on that?"
Iris: "Wendi!"
Min Hee: "We looked into the situation, and judging by the context and actions of all involved Jetsetters..."
Min Hee: "... we decided not to hand out any strikes or punishments."
Iris: "Oh really? He's safe!"
Min Hee: "Oliver clearly hit Eugene in the face by accident and felt remorse about the ordeal so we decided that any action against him would be unneeded. Rulebook protocol, you know."
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Wendi: "So, that's it?"
Min Hee: "Yes, though I think this incident may still do it's thing on the group relationships."
Wendi: "Hmm, interesting... And how do you think it will?"
Min Hee: "I could tell you. But then I had to Eliminate you."
Wendi: "Oh.. hehe heh... Never mind."
Min Hee: "I will see you later."
Wendi: "Soo... just where were we?... Iris?"
Wendi: "Iris?! What the!-"
**** IRIS SING-ALONG****
*Musical intro*
Iris: "Lost so far from home
Tell me, are you friend or foe?
Ever growing colder
I'm just an empty shell"
Iris: "Now all hope is gone
Left in here to die alone
Banished to the shadows
Where all is barren and bleak"
*Musical intermezzo*
Iris: "Ooooooooh-oooh"
Iris: "Now the die is cast
Caught within my distant past
Plagued by these illusions
Of days I'll never see"
Iris: "So help me break these chains
Now it's time to turn the page
Save me from the shadows
I put my trust in you"
Iris: "Come with me, my friends
This war I can't fight alone
Guide me with your light"
Iris: "There's no turning back
We must face all our darkest dreams
I am so afraid
Oooh-ooooh"
*Music intermezzo*
Iris: "But I'm not alone in this barren place
When all fades away, you'll stay by my side"
Iris: "And I was blind, but now I can see
The future that lies just ahead of me"
Iris: "Ooo-oh-oh!"
*Iris sits down and stares at the camera for a few minutes. She reaches for the blinking red light on the wall. She stops. Whatever. Let her crisis be broadcast to the world. Who gives a shit. She sighs and slides off the chair onto her knees*
Iris: "Hi. It's me, again. Sorry to bother you. Because I do bother you, don't I? Does the change of scenery help? Sick of the same old candles?"
*Iris sighs*
Iris: "Probably not. But you have to admit, it's beautiful out there. I'm not going back there until the soil dries up, though. I don't want to have to try washing my jeans in the river again. I'd prefer to be with the birds and trees and flowers, but I can't. So instead I'm here, where it's quiet and private, kind of. Heh. I'm rambling. Pleasantries, really."
*A series of desperate whimpers follows from here on out*
Iris: "Do I bother you? ...Was it something I did? Episode one? Why do you not talk back anymore? Are you mad at me? Please don't be mad at me. I know I'm bad. But I'm trying. We're all trying. Please. Are you even there anymore? Were you there when Daddy was dying? What about when I wanted to know what I could do to make it up to you and Pearly? Are you not listening or not answering? I don't even know which one's worse."
*Iris breaks down sobbing*
Iris: "Please, just give me an answer! Just to let me know you're still there! Please..."
*Nothing. There's nobody there. Iris gives up and leaves the room*
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Nighttime
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The highness M13Vulpecula XVIII, ruler of all the estate which belongs to Vulpeculand, including the wellfaring Vulpecula City, Place To Be, and Vulpeculake, the biggest lake without any kind of pollution, and bringer of good luck and happiness to all the residents in the country, also known as
Vul: "Psst. Lenka.. You awake?"
Lenka: "Ywww, yippip. (Now I am, thank you very much)"
Vul: "Sorry. There's something we have to talk about."
Lenka: "Yawrrrrr. (It better be important, I need my beauty sleep)"
Vul: "Yeah.. it kinda is."
Lenka: "Yip. (Oh)"
Vul: "You see Iris over there? She's been acting all moody and all the past week and it's starting to bum me out a little."
Lenka: "Yip, yawoo. Yip yip yaw? (Yes, I could see that. I'm supposed to cheer her up?)"
Vul: "Well, since I am technically the Watcher here and she spends half her time in the diary room trying to contact the Watcher she's used to... Should I give her a sign or something?"
Lenka: "Yaw yippip yip? (Will you leave me to sleep if I say yes?)"
Vul: "Sorry. There's something we have to talk about."
Lenka: "Yawrrrrr. (It better be important, I need my beauty sleep)"
Vul: "Yeah.. it kinda is."
Lenka: "Yip. (Oh)"
Vul: "You see Iris over there? She's been acting all moody and all the past week and it's starting to bum me out a little."
Lenka: "Yip, yawoo. Yip yip yaw? (Yes, I could see that. I'm supposed to cheer her up?)"
Vul: "Well, since I am technically the Watcher here and she spends half her time in the diary room trying to contact the Watcher she's used to... Should I give her a sign or something?"
Lenka: "Yaw yippip yip? (Will you leave me to sleep if I say yes?)"
Vul: "... I guess?"
Lenka: "Yip! (Yes!)
Vul: "... Thanks for your input, cutie putie fluffykins. :3 :3"
Lenka: "Yip! (Yes!)
Vul: "... Thanks for your input, cutie putie fluffykins. :3 :3"