Episode 1 - Anything Goes

2 years ago, Thornton A. Worthman invited his best friends and family on a cruise. One of the passengers was secretly a murderer, an Assassin, whose deeds eventually cost most attendees their lives. Only Thornton's daughter Odessa Wolff and cruise steward Min Hee Ni managed to return to land alive and made a reality show format based on the events, Jetset. After the debut season of the show proved succesful, a new season was planned, and is currently kicking off in Martoele, the Netherlands.

10 twins, making for 20 Sims in total, attend a cruise on the Jetsetter, which will go on its way to a for now unknown destination. On their trip, they will face Challenges, on which they have to work together and trust eachother to successfully complete them, so they can earn Simoleons for their group winnings. One of them, however, is a manipulator, absolutely not to be trusted: the Assassin.

The Assassin will try to fool the genuine players on the Challenges, to make sure they won't rake in money and Clues, all while trying to not be unmasked by their peers. After each Challenge, the Assassin will Nominate a certain number of the cruise attendees for Elimination. Each player duo will then proceed with their Ranking: they have to pick their top 3 of Assassin suspects out of the twins competing. Then it's the Assassin's turn to strike: they will Eliminate one of the other duos from the cruise and send them back home.

This will go on until only a handful of Jetsetters remain. They will be the centerpiece of the Grand Finale. All the players of the season, including the Eliminated players, will vote one last time on the Assassin to try and strip them of their winnings, followed by their big reveal. In the end, the money won during the Challenges will be divided over the players, based upon their rankings throughout the season.

???: "Hello?"

???: "What the hell is this place?!"

???: "... And now what?"

???: "Oh my God.."

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20 PLAYERS, 10 TWINS, 1 CRUISE

THIS IS

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Martoele, the Netherlands

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Iris and Pearl

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*Iris and Pearl remove their blindfolds*

Pearl: "... Okay, where are we?"

Iris: "Hmm, looks like some kind of... pet park?"

Pearl: "Oh, but they've been in Appaloosa Plains last season already though, huh."

Iris: "I wonder... I got an envelope here."

Iris: "Better find a spot to sit down and read.."

Pearl: "Hmm, okay..."

Iris: "Pearl, over here!"

Iris: "Found some picknick tables!"

Pearl: "Coming, I'm coming... do we have to sit down though?"

Iris: "It's more comfortable."

Pearl: "... okaaaay, let's agree to disagree."

Iris: "..."

*Iris opens the envelope*

Iris: "A town map?"

Pearl: "So, do we just yak into the camera?"
Iris: "Just talk into the camera, yes."
Pearl: "Okay, well then. Hi, I'm Pearl, and this is Iris, and there is a beetle on that wall. "

*Iris makes a noise and recoils*

Iris: "Oh, Watcher. Please tell me the room's clean."
Pearl: "Well, that beetle isn't dying, so we don't need fumigating. "
Iris: "I don't, anyway."
Pearl: "Oi! "

*Iris giggles*

Iris: "So, Pearly, what's our strategy?"
Pearl: "Uhm, I dunno. Make lots of friends and pray really hard?"
Iris: "Well, that's easy to carve up."
Pearl: "'S why I went for it. Uhm, it's our first time doing anything like this, so yeah. Erm, hi Mum, hi Dad, hi Greggy, congratulations..."
Iris: "Shouldn't we be calling him Doctor Edgeworth now?"

*Pearl snorts*

Pearl: "Please. You know what he'd say."
Iris: "Haha, yeah. 'Are you talking to me or my dad?' Neither, Greggy, we're talking to Grandpa. He's, uh, dead by the way. Sorry to be a downer. Hey, this should cheer everyone up. What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?

*Short silence*

Iris: "One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder..."

Pearl: "And the other one's a fish! Ba-dum-tss!"

*The girls giggle*

Pearl: "Anything else needs saying?"
Iris: "Uh, bye I guess? I'd like to get away from that beetle now."

*Pearl looks up and nearly screams*

Pearl: "Sweet Watcher that beetle is close. Uh, yeah, bye. "

*** By Lillibattenberg

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Benjamin and Oliver

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*Benjamin puts his walkietalkie in his pocket*

Benjamin: "That was Odessa."

Oliver: "You don't say?"

Benjamin: "... The envelope has a map."

Benjamin: "We gotta go in town and findcellphones and tickets."

Oliver: "- and we have to find some merchandise and arrive asap, I could hear all that."

Benjamin: ".. Great, just wanted to check. You got the map?"

Oliver: "Yes."

Benjamin: "We better get running - don't wanna be late."

Oliver: "Physical - why did it have to be a physical Challenge off the bat?"

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Frankie and Jerry

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Jerry: "Just gimme a moment."

Frankie: "Ya heard the lass, asap she said. No time for bumblin' around, brother."

Jerry: "Hmmph."

Frankie: "I don't wanna lose the first game cuz you're being a slowpoke again."
Jerry: "Sheesh, Frankie!"
Frankie: "What is it this time?"

Jerry: "Why d'ya always gotta start insulting me like that every time we talk?"

Frankie: "Cuz ya need to hear the truth!"

Jerry: "You're such a-"

Frankie: "Shaddup, Jerry!"

Frankie: "We got a challenge to play. Capiche?"

Jerry: "..."

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Jayda and Kiki

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Kiki: "According to the map there are two nearby check spots: the parking lot and the warehouse."

Jayda: "Warehouse first?"

Kiki: "Yup. Gotta hurry though."

Jayda: "Relax, we just began and the warehouse is there already."

Kiki: "That's true, Jay, though I'd like to get it done early if I could help it."

Jayda: "If we play cleverly we can easily win with a smile."

Kiki: "Indeed. We should plan the fastest route and try to win from there on."

Jayda: "Brain over brawn! Shoop shoop!"

Kiki: "Why pick only one of them? Haha."

Jayda: "Why not? It's like Twix! Pick a side, haha."

Kiki: “Hello everyone, my name is Kiki Lafayette! I’m 22 from Bridgeport. My day job consists of getting coffee for extremely rich pigs who couldn’t really care about anyone who’s lower down in the company. But… I’ve recently started a teaching degree in health and fitness. I’ll usually be found in a gym pumping iron- although I have got into swimming lately, can’t get enough of it. I can’t wait to meet you all and get to know you all personally. Thanks."

Jayda: "Hi guys, my name is Jayda Lafayette! I’m 22 from Bridgeport and I just love to party. I have a very handsome and sexy boyfriend back home, so any of you fellas looking for love better look the other way. I work in a bowling alley at the moment, it’s not that great but its money so I can’t complain. I hope we will all get along swimmingly, I look forward to having the most fun time ever. Thanks."

*** By Smarties100 (formerly KingSmarties)

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Melinda and Meredith

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Meredith: "I still cannot fucking believe I actually joined you on this shit."

Melinda: "Come on, it'll be fun."

Meredith: "Oh, this is fun my ass!"

Melinda: "Shush, language please, Mer."

Meredith: "Oh dear, I'm soooooooooooo sorry. Forgot that damn 'children might be watching'-memo."

Melinda: "..."

Meredith: "Not."

Melinda: "One of the hosts is even a child."

Meredith: "Ooh, child labour."

Melinda: "... I got the map here."

Meredith: "Screw the map - last thing I need is you bossing me around."

Melinda: "Ho, wait! We gotta stick together!"

Meredith: "Imma strong independent woman who don't need no dumbass map, bitch."

Melinda: "..."

Meredith: "Look at what I found here."

Melinda: "... Great job, Mer!"

Meredith: "... Now stop calling me Mer, hm?!"

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Freya and Hannes

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Freya: "Bye Laundromat, hello Gym!"

Hannes: "See anything?"

Freya: "Okay..."

Freya: "Two floors it seems."

Hannes: "If we each take a floor we'll find it in no-time."

Freya: "I'll quickly scan the bottom."

*Freya quickly peeks the bottom floor, looking for an object the Jetsetter have to find*

Freya: "Clear."

Hannes: "You sure?"

Freya: "I doubt we got to look in the bathrooms."

Hannes: "Up we go then."
Freya: "You go first? I don't wanna lose time by tripping over the stairs or something."
Hannes: "Fine with me, Oopsie-Daisy."
Freya: "Hahaha."

Hannes: "Oh, here! Frey, got it!"

Hannes: "Lookie here!"

Freya: "And? Got something useful?"

Hannes: "Oh..."

Hannes: "Just a Jetset T-shirt."

Freya: "Still nice. We make a great team, Han!"

Hannes: "Yup. What's the next location?"

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Eugene and Euphelia

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Euphelia: "Why did they have to put us way out of town?"

Eugene: "We better get going to catch up. There are lots of points in the centres."

Euphelia: ".. I guess you're right at that. Though it'd still be unfair if others would get a head start."

Eugene: "That's true. But alas, it's what we have to deal with."

Eugene: "Hey, that gypsy wagon. I believe that was on the map?"

Euphelia: "You have the map."

*Eugene checks the map for a gypsy wagon*

Eugene: ".. Yes, there's a checkpoint by it."

Euphelia: "Is it the closest checkpoints though?"

Eugene: "No, but it is near a center, so we can catch many checkpoints at once."

Euphelia: "Trailer it is I guess..."

Eugene: “Hello world! My name is Eugene Nightingale and this is my sister…”

Phia: “…”

Eugene: “... Euphelia! But you guys can call her Phia, she’s just a bit shy, aren’t you?”

Phia: “I’m alright, thanks brother. I’m just finding it weird to introduce myself in front of a camera. You don’t even know who’s watching and you’re already telling them our names?”

Eugene: “Of course you don’t know who’s going to be watching this show and that’s why we’re introducing ourselves! Okay, back to topic, I’m a lifeguard at Aurora Skies community swimming centre and my sister, Phia do you want to introduce yourself?”

Phia: “I’m a fashion designer. Self-employed, I design clothes, not much to tell.”

Eugene: “Her words can be quite concise sometimes. She also design her own clothes. And… oh, we should also say what hobbies we have, I love doing sports, particularly water sports! I hope we have some guys or girls to join me at the pool on the cruise. We’ll have tons of fun together, right sis?”

Phia: “Sure, I’d appreciate that serenity in the library or anywhere for me to paint in peace while you’re keeping yourself busy. Thank you Eugene.”

*Euphelia taps Eugene's shoulder*

Eugene: “Alrighty then… I’m so excited to meet all sort of people on board! Literally can’t wait!”

Phia: “I don’t mind waiting, you know.”

*** By Kelvin (formerly ChocoCub)

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Apollo and Diana

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Apollo: "No one else here?"

Diana: "Alas. We're on our own for now."

Apollo: "I love those sunflowers though."

Diana: "Yes you do.."

Apollo: "Wait - lady at 9 o'clock."

Diana: "Oh dear..."

Apollo: "Hey, how're you doing?"

Local: "Hi th-- I mea-- eh, hoi hoi."

Apollo: "... Hoi hoi?"

Diana: "Good luck with that, they can only speak Dutch."

Local: "Kan ik je helpen?"

Apollo: "Ken ik juh helpen.. Can Ic ye help.. Err.. Je is cool girl.. er.. je and ic on date?"

Local: "Ehm.. Je vraagt of ik een date met je wil?"

Diana: "No time for dates, we must focus on the Challenge."

Apollo: "Yeah.. Ik want een date met je?"

Local: "..."

Diana: "Pardon? Ic is je girlfriend!"

Local: "O-keeeee???....."

Apollo: "Wait, no no!.. Diana, you're my sister!"

Diana: "I know, we have a Challenge."

Local: "Is dat nou je zus of niet?"

Apollo: "Eh, yeah, she is my.. zus?"

Diana: "No I'm not, I'm your girlfriend."

Apollo: "Why do you always have to throw a wrench in my love life?"

Diana: "We got bigger fish to fry."

Local: "... Laat maar."

Apollo: "Wait!... Never mind, now happy?"

Diana: "Yes."

Apollo: "Hmph."

Diana: "Time to go do what the map says and go to the police station."

Apollo: "... oh, wait!"

Local: "Pffft. Carnavalszotten."

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Wendell and Wendi

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Wendi: "Follow my lead, brother! We have no time to waste!"

Wendell: "Pffft! Not so fast, we need to catch our breath too!"

Wendi: "Asap Odessa said! No time for coffee breaks!"

Wendell: "..."

Wendi: "Town center's this way!"

Oliver: "So... Jij weet where grocery store is?"

Local: "Grocery? Ik mag alleen Nederlands, jongeheren."

Benjamin: "Pseudonyms.. er, grocery shop, mercantile, general store, super market,-"

Local: "Ah, de supermarkt!"

Oliver: "Yes! Er, jij weet where super markt is?"

Local: "Waar de supermarkt is... Rechtdoor, en bij het derde blok links."

Oliver: "Rektdoor, durde block links, er.. Could you please, er..."

*Oliver gestures with his fingers, pointing*

Local: "Oh, wijzen. Juist, je moet rechtdoor..-"

Wendi: "Town center! We're here Wendell!"

Benjamin: "Wait, isn't that.. Wendi Ferris? From one of those lost Abnormality seasons?" 

Oliver: "Shh. Excuse me, kan je that.. repeat?"

*Oliver twists his hands in a do-over movement*

Local: "Rechtdoor... en het derde... huisblok... links."

*The local points to the left*

Oliver: "Rektdoor.. dehrde heusblok links?"

Local: "Inderdaad!"

Oliver: "Great!.. er, thank you."

Local: "Dank je wel, graag gedaan hoor. Fijne dag verder!"

Oliver: "Dank je wel!"

Wendi: "Wendell? Wendell! Where are you, you-"

Wendell: "To your right."

Wendi: "Ack! You startled me!"

Wendi: "Where were you?"

Wendell: "Just took the other way around the snackbar. It was shorter."

Wendi: "I could've lost you, you idiot!"

Wendell: "..."

Benjamin: "That's definitely Wendi and Wendell, hard to miss. Guess they're part of the competition."

Oliver: "I don't watch Abnormality. What type of people are they?"

Benjamin: "Err...."

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Ethan and Lucas

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Lucas: "Nothing here. We gotta go elsewhere."

Ethan: "Seriously, this barn is in the middle of nowhere."

Lucas: "We better run."

Ethan: "Right you are."

Lucas: "The park was the closest location right?"

Ethan: "It should be around the corner somewhere."

Ethan: "Here goes."

Lucas: "Lemme take a quick look..."

*Lucas stops to quickly glance over the park area*

Lucas: "Nothing here."

Ethan: "You sure?"

Lucas: "Unless it's behind a tree, I'm positive."

Ethan: "Here's a bridge. Maybe we'll find something on the other side."

Lucas: "Hey everyone, we're the McCloud brothers. I'm Lucas, older by half an hour, and my brother’s name is Ethan, we are both 21 years old. I work in computer science and Ethan works on his tan... We are very close even though we can be a bit competitive sometimes."
Ethan: "He's the competitive one. I'm here to relax and enjoy this experience to the best of my abilities.. My actual job is Surf instructor but I haven't had a lot of time recently to teach, hope to make some good friends and maybe find a man for my brother here hahah."

*Ethan nudges Lucas playfully*

*** By Ninjakid150

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Jayda and Kiki

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Jayda: "BOO-yeah! Second one in 5 minutes!"

Kiki: "It's... a flag?"

Jayda: "It's something."

Kiki: "You got a point there. Up to the next spot!"

Jayda: "Relax Ki, I'm sure we're ahead of the rest of the pack."

Kiki: "Rather keep it that way though."

Jayda: "Hmmph."

Jayda: "Wait up please, Ki, I'm on my boots remember?"

Kiki: "Oh, sorry."

*Kiki observes the garden area*

Kiki: "According to the map there should be another spot in this green zone."

Jayda: "Oi, I really should've put on another pair of shoes."

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Frankie and Jerry

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Frankie: "Yes, I found one!"

Jerry: ".. We found one, Frank.."

Frankie: "We includes me, brother."

Jerry: "... Why do ya always gotta take all credit?"

Frankie: "Cuz I'm worth it."

Jerry: "Coming form the one with botched hai-"

Eugene: "Yes, there it is Phia! Hello there, sirs!"

Euphelia: "Huph.. I'm on heels Gene! Take it easy please!"

Eugene: "I assume you're also on Jetset?"

Jerry: "Oh, hi there.. ayup, I'm Jerry Belcastro..."

Frankie: "Nope..."

Jerry: "C'mon, try to be polite."

Frankie: "I'm in it to win it, I ain't gonna start bonding for nothing."

Eugene: "It's okay, Eugene's the name... and this is my sister Euphelia."

Euphelia: ".. hi."

Jerry: "Nice meetin ya, sucks Frankie doesn't think so."

Eugene: "Still nice to meet you Frankie."

Frankie: "Why did ya have to say my name to-"

Jerry: "Sheesh, can't you ever stop being rude?"

Frankie: "Rude? I don't do small-talk. In it to win it."

Euphelia: "Absolutely not awkward to watch at all?"

Eugene: "Kinda, let's not say it out loud though. - Jerry, is it okay if we search together?"

Jerry: "Oh, well..."

Frankie: "Nope. Now if ya don't mind, I'm got me a Challenge to win."

Jerry: "Oi?"

Eugene: "Oh..."

Euphelia: "..."

Jerry: "... I'm afraid thatsa no then.."

Eugene: "Alas. I guess I'll see you later then."

Jerry: "See ya!"

Eugene: "..."

Euphelia: "Guess I'll check the box."

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Freya and Hannes

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Hannes: "Yes! There it is!"

Freya: "Super flight wooooo!"
Hannes: "Watch out for that shack though!"
Freya: "I'll be careful!"

Hannes: "What's in it?"
Freya: "Flags. Again."

Freya: "We better still take it though, or else this trip will be a waste of our time."
Hannes: "Hannes and Freya, the twins on fire!"
Freya: "Not even age can stop us from winning!"
Hannes: "Team oldies, haha."

Freya and Hannes: "Hey y'all!"
Freya: "I know what you must think now. Why did this girl bring her grandpa to a show were only twins are allowed? But don't worry, in reality I'm his mother!"

*moment of silence*

Freya: "Just kidding, haha. It may seem odd, but we are indeed twins. My name is Freya Valquist and this is my brother Hannes. We are 75 years old and are from the beautiful city of Göteborg in Sweden."
Hannes: "One thing that is true though is that Freya is the older one of us."
Freya: "Hey, don't brag, youngster, I'm only 8 minutes older than you."
Hannes: "... Anyways, I used to be a quite successful athlete in Sweden and even went to the Simlympic Games, but I've retired from my active career 30 years ago. Now I'm spending most of my time with my children or moutain climbing. Yes, you heard right, this old man is still taking over the alpines." 

*Hannes laughs* 

Hannes: "I used to do this with my wife Matilde together, but she passed away from cancer one year ago."

*Hannes looks a bit sad for a moment*

Freya: "Oh come on, do you really have to mention this again, it only makes you more sad."
Hannes: "I...I'm fine. I've come over the death of her a while ago. Now back to the topic. I would describe myself as quite adventurous and also being quite a daredevil. Even in my old years I still dare new things, sometimes even dangerous things. Many call it a end-life crisis, but for me it is a feeling that makes me feel young again. Now to you sis!"
Freya: "Thanks, well, how to start. I'm good at talking but not so good at presenting myself."

*Freya laughs*

Freya: "Well, you probably wonder why I'm gifted with these sparkling wings and Hannes with the gift of being handsome as an elder. Well, I was the first born of us, but my birth was quite complicated. I had an infection that needed to be cured immediately, and eventually the doctors could save me, but they accidentally gave me an essence from a fairy mother that went to the same doctor as our mother. So they gave me this essence and soon I started to grow little wings and my parents found out that I indeed am a fairy. That is the reason why I look 18 while I'm almost 80. What else can I tell? Oh yeah, I have my own botanic garden which currently runs really good. Being a fairy has its benefits when growing plants. What you also should now that I love to talk...almost constantly...to everybody...even to plants. My doctor told me I am a so called social addict, which seems soooooooooooooooooooooooo off."
Hannes: "Oh really? Last time you talked to my son Bjorn for almost 6 hours."
Freya: "Hey, don't blame me, I haven't seen your children for like...2 days?"
Hannes: "See? Not only does she look like 18, sometimes she behaves the same."

*Hannes laughs*

Freya: "Hey, I'm just enjoying life to the fullest. Anyways, we both are here to challenge ourselves here. I for one am really clumsy and tend to fly in pools or against walls. Thats why my close friends, including this wrinkly man here, often call me "Oopsie-Daisy". In this show, I wanna show that I'm not just some random girl that talks too much and gets in awkward situations by tripping over everything visible."
Hannes: "And I am here to show that an old fart like me still can reach the farthest goal. I've watched this show so many times and figured out that it is easy to be an early boot. And I, um we, aren't here for just a few days. We wanna make it further and maybe, just maybe, even win this thing as the oldest winners in history of any contest. So, that is about it." 

*Hannes yawns* 

Hannes: "Man, I feel sleepy, we should go to bed."
Freya: "You are tired already. Man, what an amazing start." 

*Freya mutters "We are so eliminated" to herself*

*** By YJB19299

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Iris and Pearl

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Pearl: "Wooooot, another one down!"

Iris: "Great - let's get out of this place - by the Watcher, it gives me the creeps."

Pearl: "Aaaayup, not disagreeing with you on that, Iris."

Iris: "Next: police office? That's the close-"

Diana: "Oh, hello there."

Iris: "Oh, hello. You're here for Jetset?"

Diana: "Yes we are. Here's a stuff basket?"

Pearl: "Yes yes yes, in the corner."

Diana: "Great! I'll get it."

Apollo: "Diana, shouldn't we introduce ourselves to these lovely ladies?"

Diana: "I'm sure there'll be enough time for that on the Jetsetter."

Pearl: "Nah, it's kay. My name's Pearl, and this is Iris." 

Iris: "Pleasure to meet you."

Apollo: "No, the pleasure is all mine."

*Apollo winks at Iris*

Apollo: "Oh, how about we stick together this Challenge?"

Iris: ".. Sounds good, I think."

Diana: "Apollo! Focus!"

Apollo: "Ouch! But if we join powers, we can be one heck of a party with this game."

Pearl: "That's true. Let's team up baby!"

Apollo: "Yeah baby!"

Diana: "... Fine, you win. We'll work together with these girls."

Iris: "Hmm, we were going to the police office next."

Diana: "We've been there already though. How about we try and visit places we both have to visit first?"

Pearl: "Sounds cool!"

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Melinda and Meredith

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Meredith: "..."
Melinda: "The weather's nice today, isn't it?"

Meredith: "..."

Melinda: "Like, listen at how the birds are singing their love songs."

Meredith: "Ugh..."

Melinda: "I could sing along with them."

*Meredith abruptly turns around*

Meredith: "Bitch. Please. Anything but that. The only birds I give a crap about are the ones that end up on my plate. Yummy."

Melinda: "Hey! Do not talk about birds like that!"

Meredith: "Welcome to this sick sad world, look around and see if you like it."

Melinda: "How about you stop being such a pessimist and see the good things?"

Meredith: "You mean the harsh light of reality?"

Melinda: "Ugh, no-"

Meredith: "Look at all the shit going on - the world is ugly, just like a donkey's ass. Just like a toad. Just like your face."

Melinda: "You know what? I refuse to stick around your negativity any longer."

Meredith: "Good."

Melinda: "Oh, and regarding my face, you do realise we share the same?"

Meredith: "Wait..."

Meredith: "COME BACK HERE YOU CUNT!!!"

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Frankie and Jerry

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Jerry: "Oh dear..."

Frankie: "Blue with black!"

Local: "..."

Jerry: "..."

Frankie: "What? I called it first, means I win."

Jerry: "You are just..."

Frankie: "Love ya dress."

Local: "Dank je wel???"

Jerry: "Let's just search for it already."

Frankie: "Sorry for just being better than ya."

Jerry: "Nothing here."

Frankie: "Not here." 

Frankie: "If we lose our precious time here then I'm gonna blame you, Sherlock."

Jerry: "Stop calling me that, ape!"

Frankie: "Hmmph!"

Frankie: "Yo, to the viewing audiences back at home! Sup Ma! Maria, I love you sweetheart! Bruno, I hope you're makin' your pops proud!"
Jerry: "Ay, Frankie! We're here to introduce ourselves, not to send messages back home"
Frankie: "Oh look at mister big shot here, too good to say hello to Ma! Too good for your family, ay Jerry!"
Jerry: "No, that's not what I-..."
Frankie: "Fine. We'll do it your way. Yo, my name is Frankie Belcastro and this is my twin brother over here Jerry Belcastro... If he's even a Belcastro at all. He doesn't give a rats plum about the beloved family pizzeria!
Jerry: "Ay, I am very much a Belcastro! Just because I've pursued my dreams of being a detective doesn't mean I don't love my family... Love ya Ma!"
Frankie: "Yeah well, everyone back at home is probably wondering what ol' Frankie is doing here on our TV box and why he brought Jerry of all people. Well, my plan is to win big. The pizzeria needs a face lift, and ain't Jerry ever gonna give a dime to fulfil his Paps wish!"
Jerry: "Yeah, well... You're gonna be shocked when you see me at the end with the big prize... Or being the assassin!"
Frankie: "Shaddup Jerry! The only thing you'll be is an ass at the end, they ain't never gonna pick you to be the assassin."
Jerry: "Well, I'm still gonna make it to the end! That's a fact. I'm a detective, yaknow!"
Frankie: "Pfft, keep dreaming Jerry. A Belcastro is gonna make it to the end, and it ain't gonna be you. Mark my words. I'll be in the finale with my sharp wits and undying charm. Frankie Belcastro is gonna win this game, capiche?"
Jerry: "Or Detective Jerry Belcastro-..."
Frankie: "I said: CAPICHE?!"

*** By HayloHusky

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Benjamin and Oliver

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Benjamin: "Boohyeah!"

Oliver: "Another one off the list."

Benjamin: "There was another one near the police station, right?"

Oliver: "Yes. Let's go there."

Eugene: "Hey look, more people!"

Benjamin: "Oh, hi there!"

Euphelia: "Hell-holy ravioli, what's with your legs?!"

Eugene: "Phia, you can't- wait a sec.."

Euphelia: "I hope that's just a legging?"

Oliver: "..."

Eugene: "..."

Benjamin: "It's alright, it's.. I'm a MerSim."

Eugene: "Wait, those are like.. scales?"

Benjamin: "It's a long story."

Oliver: "Long and crazy. Do not try at home."

Eugene: "So it was a dangerous story?"" 

Benjamin: "Kinda."

Oliver: "Very."

Eugene: "... Thank goodness nothing worse happened to you."

Benjamin: "Worse??"

Eugene: "Oh-- I mean, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like--"

Benjamin: "Nah, you mean well. I can see that."

Eugene: "Phew.. I hate to accidentally offend someone..."

Eugene: "So.. what have you found so far? Maybe we could work together?"

Oliver: "We've finished this town already."

Benjamin: "Only the other side of the police building and we're off to the other square."

Euphelia: ".. That's where we just came from..."

Benjamin: "Oh..."

Oliver: "I guess we'll see you later then. Bye!"

Eugene: "See ya!"

Benjie: "Hi, I'm Benjie."

Oliver: "And I'm Oliver."
Both: "And we're the Grieswald boys."
Oliver: "See? I told you that would be cheesy as hell."
Benjie: "What? I thought it was fun. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
Oliver: "As fun as getting a fender bender on dad's Camaro?"
Benjie: "Pff, that was a one time thing. Oh, right. The introduction. I'm the more handsome and charming twin who just happens to be a lifeguard, while Ollie here is the nerdy one with a stick up his ass."
Oliver: "More like the smart, sophisticated one who didn't try catching a huge wave during a heavy storm."
Benjie: "In my defense, it would've made a wicked awesome surf ride."
Oliver: "Eh, you're still an idiot. But he's my idiot."
Benjie: "And he's my science dork."

*** By Icmnfrsh

Euphelia: "What is it with our inability to team up with all the other players we meet?"

Eugene: "I honestly don't know..."

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Freya and Hannes

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Hannes: "We've done some good teamwork there, Frey."

Freya: "First place here we come."

Hannes: "We haven't seen how the others did though - we didn't see any others at all."

Freya: "I wonder who we'll be up against?

Hannes: "No idea. We'll find out soon enough though."

Freya: "Hey Han..."

Freya: "The ticket - it doesn't say Jetsetter."

Hannes: "Really?"

Freya: "It says 'Karin Dorpelaar Theater'."

Hannes: "I recall a theatre nearby where we started."

Hannes: "We should go there and check it out!"

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Wendell and Wendi

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Wendi: "Voila, here it is."

Wendell: "Great!"

Wendi: "Oooh, I got a plan."

Wendell: "Okay."

Wendi: "We should go and hide that thing so that the others can't find it. If they can't find it they can't get all the things needed to finish and we'll be the only ones to make it to the show and win the whole thing at once!"

Wendell: "Err.. that sounds real nice and all, but-."

Wendi: "Rule number 1: my words do NOT sound nice."

Wendell: "... You see, what if a few people have found this one already? They can still finish."

Wendi: "Ugh, you got a point... Abort!"

Wendell: "What if we just go and do our bests to get everything asap."

Wendi: "So quit your loitering and get going."

Wendell: "It would help if you wouldn't get so angry all the time."

Wendi: "Ahem?"

Wendi: "You know what would help? If more of these things were not so hidden in nooks and crannies! So we could easily find and loot them! But no!"

Wendi: "They just had to hide them everywhere."

Wendi: “Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Wendi Ferris, and this is my brother,

Wendell. Do not be fooled by how orange we are, we are not monkeys, and we are not cute for

matching. Our age and occupation matter little, but if you must know we are, say, 27, and we run

our own business, in which we sell things. What do we sell, you ask? Our business is a consignment

store, of sorts. Enough about that, we’re just glad to be here, Wendell and I are pleased to meet all

the contestants and hope that this season will be a journey never to be forgotten…don’t we,

Wendell?" 

*Wendell nods* 

Wendi: "I don’t think we have an awful lot else to say, but…no good deed goes

unpunished. Love, Wendi and Wendell Ferris.”

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Karin Dorpelaar Theater

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Odessa: "Jayda and Kiki..."

Jayda: "Yes, that's how our parents named us when we were born."

Kiki: "Psssht. 

Odessa: "Haha, but anyway ladies... You've finished this Challenge..."

Odessa: "... in second place. Congrats!"

Jayda: "Woohp! We're awesooome!"

Kiki: "Nice. Who got first though?"

Odessa: "You got beat by a 75-year-old twin pair." 

Jayda: "Wait, what?! 2 oldies were faster than us?"

Odessa: "Former Simlympian athlete Hannes Valquist and his.. youthful twin sister Freya, to be precise."

Kiki: "Wait, Hannes Valquist is on this season too? And he's in that building?"

Odessa: "Ayep. Wanna meet him? Follow me in, please..."

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Ethan and Lucas

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Lucas: "Hey look!"

Ethan: "Hm?"

Lucas: "Over there!"

Lucas: "It's the Jetsetter!"

Ethan: "Oh yes, it is! We should go there and see what's there!"

Lucas: "Looks kinda vacant though. Nobody's there."

Ethan: "Great! Means that we'll be first. Let's get going!"

Lucas: "Okay."

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Frankie and Jerry

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Eugene and Euphelia

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Euphelia: "Gene, I think we should ask a local for help."

Eugene: "Are you sure?"

Euphelia: "Yes, and you've followed some Dutch courses too, you can talk with the locals."

Eugene: "Oh, my Dutch isn't that great though. Just learned a bit of basic idiom."

Euphelia: "That's still more than what all the others probably know."

Eugene: "That's true..."

Euphelia: "Oh, lookie there! A local."

Eugene: "Are you sure, Phia?"

Euphelia: "It's our best bet."

Wendell: "Hmm..."

Eugene: "It's been a while since I practised though."

Euphelia: "C'mon.."

Eugene: "Okaay... I'll do it."

Eugene: "Goedemorrgen, heeft u een bak met spulletjas gezeen?"

Wendell: "... Do you need a doctor, your throat sounds really sore talking like that."

Euphelia: "... Oh.."

Eugene: "Err.. thanks I guess."

Wendell: "Oh. You can speak English."

Eugene: "Ehh yes. I can. So, you're on Jetset too?"

Wendell: ".. Yes, I am."

Euphelia: "Where's your twin sibling then?"

Wendi: "Ugh, nothing important, just another flag."

Wendell: "Eh, at least it's something?"

Eugene: "Every bit helps."

Wendi: "--- Wait what?!"

Wendi: "Wendell!! You were supposed to keep people at bay!"

Wendell: "Jesus sister, calm down!"

Eugene: "Yeah, maybe we can try and ta-"

Wendi: "Why can't you EVER stick to do what you're TOLD to do?!"

Wendell: "They came up to me! I didn't ask them to come here!"

Euphelia: "Gene, this is escalating, what do we do?"

Eugene: "Ehm.. distract them?"

Euphelia: "How?"

Wendi: "You're coming with ME!"

Wendell: "Ai!"

Euphelia: "Aak!"

Eugene: "HEY!"

Eugene: "Let go of him NOW!"

Wendi: "You don't tell me what to do, ass!"

Wendell: "Save yourself guys!"

Wendi: "And YOU're coming with me!"

*Eugene and Euphelia shockedly watch Wendi escort Wendell away*

Eugene: "Poor lad..."

Euphelia: "... At least they're not our problem anymore now."

Eugene: "Phia! Why would you say that?"

Euphelia: "At least we can get another flag here."

Eugene: "..."

Euphelia: "I'll get it."

Eugene: "Poor fellow... At least I can tell the hosts what happened."

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Karin Dorpelaar Theater

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Pearl: "We got everything!"

Diana: "Merch, phones, tickets, everything!"

Odessa: "Let me see..."

Odessa: "Congratulations Apollo and Diana, you're in 4th place!"

Apollo: "Awesune!"

Diana: "Sweet."

Odessa: "However... Pearl and Iris, where are your tickets?"

Pearl: "Our? We brought them right?"

Iris: "One ticket per twin duo right?"

Odessa: "The rule is one ticket per person, not per duo. You gotta find your tickets before I can let you in."

Pearl: "Aw, come ooooooon?"

Pearl: "Well, this sucks."

Iris: "Shoo, creepy beetle."

Pearl: "We have to backtrack through town and see where we missed them."

Iris: "The tickets?"

Apollo: "Pssst. They're at the police office if I recall correctly."

Pearl: "Oh, thank you thank you!"

Apollo: "You're welcome."

Diana: "We might see you soon in there. Good luck."

Diana: "Hello mortals back home, this is my brother Apollo and I am Diana..."

Apollo: "Woo-wee Diana do you need to be that boring, I know you do not like to mingle with other people, but can you at least put some more fun in it."

*Diana facepalms*

Diana: "Fine you flirtatious freak you do the intro uggghhh…"

Apollo: "Good that way we don't seem condescending to my favorite types of people you call 'mere-mortals'"

*Diana rolls her eyes* 

Apollo: "Hey this is the Starr family sure me and my sis love to fight, but we still have quite a lot of good things going on for us. I aspire to be an athletic star, and my little sister strives to learn all she can about becoming an alchemist whoot-whoot PARTY!!!"

Diana: "Can I at least speak about our strategy?" 

*Apollo nods* 

Diana: "Good well anyway our strategy is to gather as much information as possible so my brother being the partyer that he is will be the distraction, while I am left alone to dig for information."

Apollo: "Sounds good to me sis at least you have that wonderful brain that others would die to have."

*** By Bgkub

Pearl: "Thanksies!"

Iris: "Police office here we come."

Pearl: "Let's run for it!"

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Frankie and Jerry

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Frankie: "We'd be at the finish line already if ya were actually a good Sherlock."

Jerry: "Enuff, I've said countless times already to stop calling me that! What in ya brain doesn't make the message click?"

Frankie: "What in ya brain doesn't make it click that ya're just a crap detective?"

Jerry: "It's my life, and I love the job."
Frankie: "Family is important too! Whatsa family restaurant if half the family isn't even workin' in the bisness?"
Jerry: "Whatsa family restaurant without passion?"
Frankie: "It serves food and the whole family wo- Look!"

Jerry: "Wha-oh.."
Pearl: "YES! Weeeee got the tickets!"

Iris: "Awesome!"

Pearl: "Let's run for the finish! Final sprint!"

Jerry: "We only need the tickets to finish."

Frankie: "'sactly what I thought. We gotta run to beat 'em."

Jerry: "How do we overtake them though?"

Frankie: "Hmmm..."

Frankie: "I'll come up widda plan for that. Gotta get them tickets first."

Jerry: "Hmm."

Frankie: "Y'know what, Imma give you the honour for once."

Jerry: "You're standing closer."

Frankie: "Whatever, Sherlock."

*Frankie gets the tickets. He reads them immediately*

Frankie: "Karin Dorpelaar Theater?"

*Jerry notices the local walking by*

Jerry: "Oh, hey sir! Karin Dorpelaar Theater?"

Local: "Karin Dorpelaar Theater? Die kant op."

*The local points in the direction where Iris and Pearl went*

Jerry: "The girls are gonna notice that though..."

Frankie: "Sir.. err.. quick- er, fast- rapidemente to Karin Dorpelaar Theater?"

Local: "Ehm... Nope."

Frankie: "Wait, you speak English you?!"

Local: "Oh shit..."

*The local sneakily looks around*

Local: "Through the park. Ssshhht."

Jerry: "Ah, thank you sir!"

Local: "Dankje."

Frankie: "Denk yuh. Now run for it, we might beat 'em!"

Jerry: "Oh dear.."

Local: "..."

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Ethan and Lucas

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Ethan: "Almost there!"

Lucas: "It's still quiet though..."

Ethan: "Wait, what's that sign there..."

Lucas: " 'Congratulations on finding the Jetsetter. Unfortunately it's not yet time to board the ship. You might read the tickets you might've found/will find for directions'... Oh my God..."

Ethan: "... Really?!"

Lucas: "Ohemgee we're the worst players ever- pffhahaa..."

Ethan: "This isn't funny, we've lost like 15 minutes to get here."

Lucas: "C'mon Eeth, it kinda is..."

Ethan: "... Back to the game."

Lucas: "We certainly need to, haha."

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Iris and Pearl

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Iris: "Pfft, these heels.. I'm exhausted."

Pearl: "Don't give up, Iry Ire and the Flower Bunch!"

Iris: "Pfff-- Oh no, on that bridge!"

Pearl: "Full speed ahead, like Joke Verzettelsch! Vroooom!"

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Melinda and Meredith

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Meredith: "Oh my fucking god this is taking so. Damn. Long..."

Melinda: "Slow and steady wins the race, just look at the turtle and the hare."

Jerry: "Pfft, I need a timeout."

Frankie: "Quit ya yapping and run, Sherlock. We can't be far from the finish."

Meredith: "Oh, fan-motherfucking-tastic."

Melinda: "..."

Meredith: "Grandpa and grandpa are already finishing, what the bloody hell?!"

Melinda: "Oh dear... We gotta hurry."

Melinda: "Hello everyone in this beautiful world, though it may not always be sunshine and rainbows, I can assure you it will get better in time."
Meredith: "Enough with this bullshit."
Melinda: "Language please Meredith, there could be children watching this!"
Meredith: "You must be an idiot if you think children watch this."
Melinda: "Don't mind my sister, she means no harm. Anyway let's get back on track, my name is Melinda Rathmore but you may call me Mel if you like and this is my sister.....aren't you going to introduce yourself?"
Meredith: "......"
Melinda: "Well then, this is my sister Meredith Rathmore, she means no harm really she may act tough but I know there is some kindness in her somewhere."
Meredith: "Are we really related?"
Melinda: "Don't be silly of course we are. Carrying on....we are identical twins though we may look very different, ooooh and let's not forget we are witches, you'll probably see us practising our spells but don't worry we won't harm you."
Meredith: "Speak for yourself!"
Melinda: ".....We are from Moonlight Falls, I'm sure most of you have heard of it, it is most famous for the supernaturals that reside there. Oh it is sooo magical and-"
Meredith: "And blah blah blah, look I'll just say it like it is. We're here to win and won’t let anyone get in our way, if anyone does I'll make sure it's the last thing I do."
Melinda: "Meredith that is an absolutely horrendus thing to say, I think it's best that we cut it here. I apologise."

*** By Kittymeow

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Odessa: "Woohp woohp! C'mon, you're close!"

Pearl: "HELL YEAH, WE'RE GOING FIRST!"

Iris: "Please- pff- don't- use that- pff- word."

Pearl: "Sorry sis!"

Jerry: "There is she, run!"

Pearl: "OH NO YOU'RE NOT!"

Frankie: "OH SHIT THERE THEY ARE!"

Iris: "Oh my!"

Odessa: "GO GO GO! ONLY ONE TOP FIVE PLACE LEFT!"

Pearl: "Outta my way!"

Jerry: "No way!"

Odessa: "GO GO go.... stop STOP STAAAHP!"

*Pearl forces Jerry to the outside of the bend*

Pearl: "Yeah, FIRST!"

Odessa: "First, thank you for not stampeding over me."

Jerry: "Sorry."

Odessa: "It's kay."

Odessa: "Second, you were very close to eachother... but there's still one winner who can come in with me. Congratulations to..."

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Odessa: "Frankie and Jerry."

Jerry: "Neat!"

Frankie: "Yas!"

Pearl: "Wait.."

Pearl: "I was here first! Shouldn't Iris and I be the winners?"

Odessa: "... Nope. Iris was last, Frankie and Jerry were the first complete twins here."

Iris: "Oh.. I'm sorry Pearl."

Pearl: "Ughh."

Odessa: "Belcastro Bros, please follow me."

Frankie: "Ehhh nope, don't call us that."

*Jerry looks back at Iris and Pearl. He feels a little sorry for them.*

Pearl: "Ugh..."

Iris: "I'm sorry, it's my fault. I slowed us down and came in last."

*Pearl sighs*

Pearl: "You don't have to apologise, I know you've done your best... and we technically missed the tickets in the first place by alligning with Diana and Apollo."

Iris: "Wait - what will they think of this?"

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Inside the theater

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Odessa: "We got our fifth duo in. Please give a warm welcome to Frankie and Jerry Belcastro."

Frankie: "Sup."

Jerry: "Hi."

Odessa: "Feel free to exchange names while I go and take my place."

Jayda: "Sup, my name's Jayda Lafayette, and this is my sis Kiki Dee."

Kiki: "Just Kiki's fine. Nice to meet you."

Benjamin: "Benjamin Grieswald and yes, I'm a MerSim."

Oliver: "Yup. I'm his brother Oliver. I wonder what happened to that Phia girl and her brother though?"

Freya: "I'm Freya and - surprise - I'm the oldest contestant here!"

Hannes: "Hannes Valquist, second oldest and former Simlympian."

Freya: "I'm a Fairy, explains the age difference."

Apollo: "I'm Apollo, did you happen to see Pearl and Iris somewhere by the way?"

Frankie: "Yeah, we kicked their asses on our way here."

Diana: "I'm his sister Diana Starr. Good luck on the show."

Jerry: "Nice to meet y'all."

Lenka: "Yip yip!

Odessa: "Now that's settled, can we have you attention please Jetsetters?"

Odessa: "Thaaank you. You're the first 5 twins to arrive at the theatre. Congrats for that again. All that, however, was just the setup for part 2 of the Challenge. Which is going to be a game of Battleship! And you'll be the defenders. And the stakes for you are high: with a bit of luck you can earn a Clue to the Assassin's identity!"

Jetsetters: "Ooooh."

Odessa: "On this table I'll place a 10 by 10 grid. On it you'll have to place 10 boats horizontally or vertically, 2 per twin duo. Boats cannot be adjacent to eachother in any direction. After that the Attackers will come in and shoot at the grid in 8 rounds, hoping to sink them by hitting all their parts. Every twin pair of you whose boats both survive the bombing will get to redeem their Clue."

Odessa: "Most of you have gathered enough merchandise from the checkpoints to get the maximum boats sizes of 3 and 4. Frankie and Jerry, since you have gathered less merchandise your boats will be smaller, 2 and 3. Is that clear?"

Jetsetters: "Yes."

Odessa: "Now... place your boats."

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Karin Dorpelaar Theater

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Wendi: "Here is is! Karin Dorpelaar Theater."

Wendell: "At last. Time to take a break."

Wendi: "There's never time for a break. Always remember mother's words, Wendell."

Iris: "Oh, hi."

Wendi: "Oh..."

Wendell: "And you are?"

Pearl: "My name's Pearl, and this is Iris."

Wendi: "We're second?"

Iris: ".. No, we're in sixth so that means you're in seventh. ... Seventh place."

Wendi: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Wendell: "Oh god.."

Wendi: "There goes our perfectly planned plan."

Pearl: "Pleasure to meet you."

Wendell: "Wendell Ferris. And that's Wendi."

Iris: "Wendell and Wendi."

Pearl: "Pleasure to meet you."

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Melinda and Meredith

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Euphelia: "So... De we even want to know which place we got?"

Pearl: "8th. Alas."

Eugene: "That sucks.. My name's Eugene by the way."

Euphelia: "Euphelia."

Wendell: "Nah, never got to introduce myself. Wendell."

Pearl: "Name's Pearl."

Iris: "I'm Iris."

Eugene: "Nice meeting you Wendell, Pearl and Iris.

Euphelia: "And your sister in the corner?"

Wendi: "Not in the mood for this."

Iris: "That's Wendi. She's not happy."

Wendi: "Shut up!"

Iris: "Told ya."

*The door opens and hits Iris in the face*

Iris: "OUCH! My nose!"

Pearl: "Iris! You okay?"
Wendi: "Karma."

Odessa: "Good news: I just finished business with the top 5 couples - you can come in now."

Iris: "It's not bleeding..."

Odessa: "Hm?"

Eugene: "To your right."

Odessa: "Hm?- Oooh...."

Wendi: "Mweheheh."

Odessa: "Sorry for that. Those clumsy doors... Anyway, follow me in please."

Iris: "...."

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Ethan and Lucas

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Lucas: "At least we're back downtown."

Ethan: "At last."

Lucas: "Where do we start next though?"

Ethan: "Lemme take a look..."

Lucas: "... and?"

Ethan: "... Do you have the map?"

Lucas: "... Seriously?"

Ethan: "Sorry..."

Lucas: "What now?"

Ethan: ".. Drop the 'ASAP'-part of 'get there as soon as possible'."

Lucas: "Obviously. Maybe we run in another duo?"

Ethan: "Hopefully. We lost a lot of time with the Jetsetter incident."

Lucas: "Tell me about it."

Ethan: "If we just search the town thoroughly we might still some things we need."

Lucas: "That's true. We start on this side and go by each row systematically?"

Ethan: "I guess."

Lucas: "Let's do this."

Ethan: "With the chest up."

Lucas: "Maybe if we run into a local we could ask them if they've seen anything as well."

Ethan: "If we can find a way to communicate."

Lucas: "Oh dear, that forced language barrier."

Ethan: "Good luck and lots of wisdom."

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Karin Dorpelaar Theater

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Odessa: "Melinda, Meredith."

Meredith: "Lemme guess, we're deadshit last?"

Odessa: "Nope. One duo did worse."

Meredith: "Ah, means we still did crap."

Melinda: "Meredith, language. She's underage."

Odessa: "Pardon me, I'm seventeen. And the rating system in this country only goes to 16+. Oh, and now I think of it.. foul language doesn't even affect the rating."

Meredith: "You almost sound cool.-"

Odessa: "Yeah, thanks!"

Meredith: "- except, no you're not cool you're shit."

Odessa: "What the hell?!"

Melinda: "... How about we just go inside?"

Odessa: "....... I guess so... Anyways, I've just read that rating story on a poster in there.. Nevermind."

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Karin Dorpelaar Theater

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Lucas: "Hiya!"

Odessa: "At last!"

Ethan: "Sorry, just had some inconveniences on our way."

Odessa: "You can say that again."

Odessa: "You don't even want to know how long it's been since pair 9 finished."

Ethan: "Nah, let's not talk about that."

Odessa: "They're getting very impatient."

Lucas: "Let's not let them wait any longer."

Odessa: "Time to get in. It's time for part 2 of this Challenge to begin."

Ethan: "Part 2?"

Lucas: "Jesus, it's gonna be a long day..."

Odessa: "No, I'm not Jesus, Odessa's the name."

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Theater - Battleship Pool

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Odessa: "Behold! At last we're complete!"

Ethan: ".. Sup?"

Lucas: "Hello."

Iris: "Finally."

Odessa: "Time to explain the second part of the Challenge: over there are the 5 twins who made it to the theatre first. They have all earned a Clue to the Assassin's identity. You, the other 5 twins, can steal their Clues however. By sinking their boats in a heated game of Battleship. Every twin pair who loses a boat wil lose their Clue "

Odessa: "On this 10x10 water grid, every twins has planted 2 ships; it's lengths based on how many merchandise they've brought in during part 1 of this Challenge. There's a total of 1 2-tile ship, 5 3-tile ships and 4 4-tile ships. None of them are on adjacent squares to another ship. You get 8 rounds to shoot at them, 5 shots per round."

Odessa: "Before shooting at them, you'll get a Dutch translation riddle each round. If you can guess the correct translation for each word, you'll be able to pick one row or column and get full intel on how many boat pieces are in that row or column. Which can make shooting them much easier. 

And now the money stakes: every correctly guessed word earns §12.500 for the Jetsetters, while every ship completely shot down will drag §5.000 of your winnings to the Assassin. Capiche?"

Melinda: "... Not really."

Wendell: "I agree."

Wendi: "The only interesting thing is shooting ships."

Meredith: "Sounds like a damping pile of bullcrap."

Iris: "Psssh, language."

Pearl: "Do you have a video example or something?"

Eugene: "That'd be interesting. "

Odessa: "C'mon, really guys?"

Euphelia: "... I kinda get the thing."

Odessa: "Great! Now if you could coach the rest along, then...-"

Lenka: "Yip yip!"

Odessa: "OMG Lenka!"

Odessa: "Don't dive in, that's gonna blow up soon. Mummy's here."

Lenka: "Yip? Yip yip!"

Euphelia: "I suck at explaining things though."

Odessa: "Oh... Too bad."

Euphelia: "Thank you..."

Odessa: "The first word you have to translate is 'Kaartje'. You have 2 minutes to lock in a translation."

Euphelia: "Dang. I don't speak no Dutch... Eugene!"
Eugene: "Yeah, sis?"
Euphelia: "Jij spreekt Nederlands, guess what? Your turn to shine."
Eugene: "But that was from GCSE?! I don't remember anything. I told you my Dutch teacher was a muppet and I never attended his class!"
Euphelia: "Don't let us down, Eugene, we'll countin' on you." 

*Euphelia taps Eugene's shoulder*

Melinda: "To me it sounds like Kart or Cart..."
Pearl: "Hmm... "Card", maybe? Perhaps as "entry card"? Of course, we need to beware of false friends."
Iris: "You mean like that Henning Wehn joke?"
Pearl: "Ja. Vhen you're out shopping in Germany, you buy a present für ze vife... und a Gift für ze mother-in-law!"
Iris: "That was a terrible German accent."

Meredith: "I don't give a fuck, I speak English not this stupid throat gore."
Lucas: "You speak German? Great! They're similar languages, right?"
Wendell: "Card... Souds legit, I dunno."
Wendi: "We should be absolutely sure though."

Eugene: "I think card's our best bet."
Pearl: "Should I lock it in then?"
Eugene: "Yup."
Pearl: "Okidoki. Odessa, I'd like to officially lock in Card as the translation for Kaahrrtjuh."

Odessa: "Card is.... very close, but not close enough. Incorrect. The correct answer is 'ticket'."
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Pearl: "But that's practically the same thing!"
Odessa: "You can shoot now."

Iris: "Ah, really?"
Ethan: "Well.. guess we have to shoot then?"
Iris: "Let's try the middle first. F5?"
Ethan: "Nah, don't. They always hide stuff at the borders. A1."

Eugene: "What do you think?"
Euphelia: ".. I agree with Iris. E5?"
Eugene: "E5."

*Wendi and Melinda lock in B6 and D8 respectively*

Odessa: "5 target squares are locked in. Get ready to blow some shit up..."

*The Jetsetters wait for the impact*

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Jayda: "AAAAHK!!!"
Kiki: "Oh shit!"

*A fountain of water slpashes around on the marks targeted by the attacking Jetsetters*

Melinda: "Oh dear..."

Melinda: "We all missed."

*The defending Jetsetters are all relieved. This includes...*

Kiki: "At least we're all save for now."
Jayda: "Hip hip hooray."

Jayda: "Still soaked here though. Ugh.."
Kiki: "We better beware where we go and stand."

Meredith: "Bwahahah."
Jayda: "Ugh, that little-"
Kiki: "Sssshh."
Jayda: "Mmmpph."

Odessa: "Next word to translate: 'Genoeg'."

Eugene: "I am ashamed to say I don't remember. I haven't learnt Dutch for a looong time."

Euphelia: "First thing you do after this Challenge  is try and relearn all Dutch idiom."

Melinda: "Wendell, you have any idea what it could be?"
Wendell: ".. Not really, no."
Melinda: "Me neither. Odessa, can I shoot B4 already?"
Odessa: "Nope."

Lucas: "No clue on this one. Anyone else?"
Pearl: "Nope."
Iris: "Me neither."
Ethan: "Anyone with any sudden insight?"

Euphelia: "Then we have to wing it. Any ideas?"
Pearl: "Gggahnewgg. Those Gs are awful."
Eugene: "Tell me about it, haha."
Euphelia: "Maybe if we say it out loud a few times we can decipher it?"

Odessa: "Not this round though, time's up. The correct translation is in fact: 'enough'."
Ethan: "Fuck."
Odessa: "Time to take another shot in the deep."

*Melinda picks B4, Iris shoots at E6, Lucas shoots at A10, Eugene shoots at J2, Wendi shoots at H3*

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Freya and Hannes: "AAAAAH!"

Freya: "Great. My wings are wet. Greaat for flying. Not."

Meredith: "Maybe you won't hit your face in the wall then when you fly circles like an immature child!"
Freya: "Look who's acting like an immature child..."

Odessa: "Alas, still not a single hit. The next word to translate is: Terrein."

Lucas: "Great. Still no progress... At least none of us is the Assasin here I guess."

Meredith: "Seriously, it's terrain! A 4-year-old can guess that!"
Odessa: "You want to lock in terrain?"
Meredith: "No shit, Sherlock."
Odessa: "It's correct! You can now pick one row or column to reveal."

Melinda: "Good one, sis!"
Meredith: "If you call me sis one more time I'll shove it up your cunt, see if you like it."
Wendi: "Tough lady. I like that."
Wendell: "Uh oh."

Meredith: "Row 9 is empty. That one."
Melinda: "We should discuss that as a group tho-"
Meredith: "My guess, my choice."
Odessa: "Meredith picked first, Row 9 it is... And it has 8 boat pieces!"

Hannes: "Oh dear, our boat is in 9."
Freya: "Psst, keep it cool, they might miss it."
Oliver: "Typical. We'll be out first."
Benjamin: "Relax Ollie, at least the Assassin won't target us."

*Pearl picks I9, Meredith picks J9, Wendell picks C9, Ethan picks F9 and Euphelia picks B9*

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Odessa: "Good choice! 4 out of 5 are hits! Only I9 missed the target. The next word is 'snel'. The current prize standings are:
- §25.000 to the Assassin (words not guessed)
- §12.500 to the Assassin (words guessed)
- -§0 to the Assassin (sunken ships)"

Eugene: "Dang! Finally some word I know! It's-..."
Euphelia: "Fast. This is an easy one. I learnt this just from listening to you reading the textbook over and over again back in school, bro."
Eugene: "Hey, I was going to say that!"
Odessa: "Fast is correct!"

Pearl: "Of course! Like schnell! Dang, that was easier than I thought. Well done, Eu-twins."

Eugene: "Eu-twins, I like that sound, thanks."

Ethan: "Next: which row to pick?"

Iris: "7 is the only one we never shot at. Plus with the adjacency rule 8 and 10 will be empty, so 7 might be crowded again."

Melinda: "I'm fine with that."
Odessa: "You want to lock in 7?"
Iris: "Yes!"
Odessa: "7 boat parts are on row 7. Nice coincidence, ain't it?"

Odessa: "Now it's time to lock in your new shots."

Wendi: "You heard her - 15 boat parts in 2 rows. We should keep shooting at it until we got all boats there down."
Meredith: "Splashing them bastards by shooting the 1st row sounds like more fun, but taking their Clues is close enough. Fuck them."
Wendi: "Just shoot their boats."

*Wendi shoots at F7, Pearl shoots at G9, Meredith shoots at D9, Lucas shoots at G7, Euphelia shoots at H7*

Euphelia: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh......"

Eugene: "Phia?"
Euphelia: "..."
Eugene: "You alright?"
Euphelia: "Oh- er, yeah, I'm fine. I am fine."

Odessa: "Looks like you've not sent a single ship to the sea bottom. But you're close... The next word is 'zult'."

Pearl: "Any clue on this Eugene?"
Eugene: "Not really, no."
Lucas: "That sucks."
Ethan: "What did you say again, Euphelia? Repeat the word a few times?"

Euphelia: "We could try. Zult. Zult. Zult."
Eugene: "Kinda sounds like salt?"
Iris: "Sounds like an option."
Euphelia: "Let's keep repeating."

Euphelia, Wendell, Melinda, Lucas and Ethan: "Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult."
Pearl: "Oh, shut up please, it's distracting me."
Euphelia, Wendell, Melinda, Lucas and Ethan: "Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult. Zult."
Eugene: "Wait, it's not salt - zout is salt."

Odessa: "You're right at that - zult is 'will', or 'shall'. Time's up already though. Incorrect."
Ethan: "Dangit."
Iris: "Oh dear Watcher."
Odessa: "Time to shoot again. Got your target squares ready?"

*Iris shoots at J8, Wendell shoots at F8, Melinda shoots at A9, Lucas shoots at E7, Eugene shoots at D2*

Iris: "There's gotta be a vertical boat there, I9's a splash so there's no room for a horizontal boat."
Wendi: "Wendell, you idiot! F8 can't be a hit!"
Wendell: "Sheesh, sorry Wendi."
Eugene: "I gotta try and scout for more ships."

Benjamin: "Ollie, wasn't A9 our last square."
Oliver: "Alas, you're right."
Benjamin: "Bye-bye Clue."

Odessa: "And A9 means that you've successfully destroyed your first ship, costing you Jetsetters §5.000 going straight to the Assassin. The next word is 'Verzamelt'."
Lucas: "Fursahmulled?"
Odessa: "I had to stay up late to practise uttering all these words."
Eugene: "Sorry, no clue myself."

Euphelia, Melinda, Pearl, Iris, Ethan, Lucas, Wendi and Wendell: "Fersameld, fersahmuld, vursaamelt."
Apollo: "It's taking too long. I'm gonna help them a little bit."
Eugene: "Ver- is placed before verbs though - so it's likely a verb."
Euphelia: "No idea."

*Apollo quickly searches the translation on Google Translate*

Apollo: "Gotcha!"
Melinda: "Yeah, I have no idea either."
Wendi: "Really?"

*Apollo secretly texts one of the attackers the translation*

Apollo: "Done."

Euphelia, Melinda, Pearl, Iris, Ethan, Lucas, Wendi and Wendell: "Fersameld, fersahmuld, vursaamelt."

*Iris receives Apollo's text*

Euphelia, Melinda, Pearl, Ethan, Lucas, Wendi and Wendell: "Fersameld, fersahmuld, vursaamelt."
Iris: "What's this??"

*Iris reads the text*

Euphelia, Melinda, Pearl, Ethan, Lucas, Wendi and Wendell: "Versameld, fersamult, versamelt."

*Iris puts away her phone, trying to not look draw any attention. She's under the influence of adrenaline*

Euphelia, Melinda, Pearl, Iris, Ethan, Lucas, Wendi and Wendell: "Verzamelt, verzamelt, verzamelt."
Eugene: "It won't work, we better wing this one."

Iris: "GUYS! Aha-moment! It's 'gather' or perhaps I'd translate it 'collect'."
Pearl: "Wait, whaaaat?"
Iris: "... I just thought of Versammelt, in German all of a sudden."
Pearl: "Ohemgee, your right!"

Odessa: "Did someone say a correct answer?"
Lucas: "Iris, you're a genius!"
Melinda: "Yeah, good job girl!"
Odessa: "Which row would you like to see revealed next?"

Iris: "Should we do column I?"

Melinda: "I don't know what row to choose, can someone just decide?"

Ethan: "Iris, you get the honour?"

Iris: "Okay then, let's pick column I."

Odessa: "Column I... 3 boat parts."

Iris: "Ooh, downer."

Lucas: "At least it's information."

*Ethan shoots D7, Euphelia shoots J7, Melinda shoots J10, Wendi shoots H9 and Pearl shoots I5*

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Odessa: "It looks that 2 more boats are down! F-H9 of Diana and Apollo and D-G7 of Freya and Hannes. Another §10.000 to the Assassin and only the Belcastro Bros and the Lafayette Ladies competing for a Clue."

Odessa: "Only 2 rounds left. Your next word is 'zoek'."
Melinda: "Zoek. Reminds me ofa sound effect or something."
Eugene: "Don’t know what that is."
Wendell: "I'm not surprised."
Eugene: "..."

*Apollo Google Translates 'zoek'*

Diana: "Apollo, what are you doing?"
Apollo: ".. Nothing?"

*Apollo sends the translation to Iris again*

Diana: "I'm not stupid. What are you doing?"

Apollo: "... Just translating the word. So I can read their behaviour better."
Diana: "... You better not cheat with it. That would be irresponsible. Which is unforgiveable."
Apollo: "Yeah. Haha."

*Iris receives Apollo's text*

Iris: "... Why am I doing this?"
Pearl: ".. Iris, why that face all of a sudden?"
Iris: "... Someone's been texting me the answers."
Pearl: "Really?"

Odessa: "Hey, why that long face?"
Iris: ".. Oh... hi there Odessa."
Lenka: "Yip!"
Pearl: "You should tell her."

Apollo: "Uh oh..."
Diana: "Uh oh?"
Apollo: "Uh oh....."
Diana: "You've been sending those translations to them, haven't you?"

Apollo: ".... Kinda."
Diana: "You're gonna be in big trouble. If they catch you..."

Apollo: "...."
Diana: "..."
Odessa: "Hold on..."

Odessa: "Diana and Apollo, do you have something to do with this?"
Iris: "..."
Apollo: "... Kinda."
Odessa: "I'd like to have a word with you on the Jetsetter."

Diana: "Thanks Apollo. And so do I."
Apollo: "I screwed up big time on day 1 already, didn't I?"
Diana: "Yes you did."

Odessa: "Iris, while you DID cheat during the previous round, did you at least have the courage to admit it to us. So we'll let it slide. This time."
Iris: "T- thank you Odessa."
Odessa: "Did anyone figure out the translation meanwhile?"
Wendell: "Nope."

Odessa: "Guess it's time to get shooting then."
Melinda: "About the grid, that 2-part ship has got to be at A-B7. I'll shoot both those parts so you can focus on the rest, okay?"
Lucas: "Sounds like a plan."
Iris: "If we could also aim our shots on I, there also has to be a ship in there."

*Eugene shoots at J6, Lucas shoots at I3, Pearl shoots at C5, Melinda shoots at A7, Wendi shoots at I4*

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Jayda: "There goes our Clue."
Kiki: "Alas, 'twas not meant to be."

Odessa: "5 hits! The attackers here are doing well. And with J6-9 all striked we have to say our goodbyes to the Clue for Kiki and Jayda. Only 1 Clue left for Jerry and Frankie and only 1 round left for them to defend it. Final word to guess it 'daarachter'."

Frankie: "At least she didn't call us the Belcastro Bros. Blegh."
Jerry: "Why are we defenders anyway, we didn't gotta make any moves but watching them."
Frankie: "Nope. Ain't hoping they'll hit our spot."
Jerry: "That Melinda might aim for us though, she said."

Eugenes: "Da heck is this word."
Odessa: "No, not da heck, daarachter is this word."
Euphelia: "....."
Wendell: "Hahaha."

*Wendi slaps Wendell on the back of his head*

Wendell: "Ouch!"

Meredith: "Can't we just pass the word? Nobody knows."
Wendell: "Dahrakter, darekter."
Wendi: "Shush Wendell, that has worked zero times so far."
Meredith: "I'm surrounded by idiots."

Odessa: "Fine. Time's up. No money. No row."

Iris: "I2 should have a part. I'll shoot there."
Ethan: "C4 please."
Lucas: "Quick, everyone duck! Ethan has an explosive!"

Ethan: "Pffffahaha!"

*Iris shoots at I2, Ethan shoots at C4, Euphelia shoots at C3, Melinda shoots at B7, Wendell shoots at C2*

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Odessa: "Well well well... Looks like 3 more ships were sent to rot on the sea bottom. The second ship of Diana and Apollo on C3-5, the second ship of Benjamin and Oliver on I2-4, and..."

Odessa: "... On A-B7 the first ship of Frankie and Jerry. Meaning that another §15.000 won't make it to the Jetsetter's winnings, and that Frankie and Jerry won't earn a Clue."

Frankie: "Hmmph. Well played, signore Assassin."
Jerry: "Or signora Assassin."
Frankie: "Why you gotta ruin all me oneliners, Sherlock?!"
Jerry: "'Cuz ya deserve it."

Odessa: "And that marks the end of this first Challenge. I hope you've paid attention to eachother. Because the first Challenge is also the moment when the Assassin's settling into their role in the game. Which makes for a great moment to catch them off guard."

Odessa: "To crunch down the results of thie Challenge. Attackers, you've guessed 3 words out of 8, which earns you §37.500, while §62.500 goes straight to the Assassin's winnings. You've also sunken 7 out of 10 ships, which takes §35.000 of your winnings and brings that straight to the Assassin's."

Odessa: "Final numbers: §2.500 Jetsetters, §97.500 Assassin. Looks like they've done some good business today."
Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Odessa: "Odessa: "To the defenders..."

Odessa: "... 7 ships were shot down and all of you used to own one of the wrecks. Which means, no Clue for any of you. In that aspect the Assassin also has done well."

Odessa: "Tomorrow will be your first Ranking - but don't worry yet, before that you'll get another Challenge to test and pest eachother a little. A Challenge which will turn your social games upside down, to reveal a tip of the iceberg already."

Odessa: "And, before we board the Jetsetter, there's something else to do as well. Follow me!"

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Theater - Play Hall

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Odessa: "Before we enter this Hall, I've got another twist to throw at you."

Odessa: "As you might remember, during the Cruise Tour episode Min Hee showed the Karaoke Podium. The Karaoke Podium is the main representation of this twist. At certain times you may encounter..."

Odessa: "... this symbol. That symbol means you've been selected for a MUSICAL SONG! and you get to sing along in order to not get a strike! Awesome isn't it? Bwahaha."
Melinda: "Cool!"
Meredith: "REALLY?!?! What the FUCK!"

Odessa: "Speaking of Min Hee, you might wonder where the hell she is? The answer is: ready to give you a taste test of this new twist."
Meredith: "Bitch, I ain't gonna sing for you!"

Odessa: "Follow me, take a seat, relax, and enjoy the show..."

Odessa: "Ready?"

Odessa: "Hit it Captain, it's showtime!"

*Play this along with the following part*

Captain Dockhatt: "Bwoah!"

Captain Dockhatt: "Woooah..."

*A heavenly choir starts singing as Min Hee enters the stage*

Min Hee: "Yi wang si-i wa ye kan dao

Xin li bian yao la jing bao jin tian zhi dao

Anything goes."

Min Hee: "Yi wang el lu chu cha ku chom yi how

Chin su shu sha ley fong yen yi dao yi dao

Anything goes."

Min Hee: "Wang kwong sheh sheh yi den dao dao

Pyen da way ba pyeh weh dao."

Min Hee: "Mong weh zong zu da doh zu jah quay mee ko sha."

Min Hee: "Goot zu was wet fay wah long deh lah

Dong ma zeh hong za dao song yi ding way bao."

Min Hee: "Anything goes."

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Min Hee: "Dong ma zeh hong za dao song yi ding way bao

Anything goes!"

Min Hee: "Ni hao, Jetsetters. Welcome all of you to Jetset. It's time to officially board the Jetsetter and set sail to the greatest adventure of your lives. And always remember while you're playing: Anything goes."

Captain Dockhatt: "Can I put me shirt back on now, thank ye very much?"
Min Hee: "Aye aye Captain, you got a ship to sail."
Captain: "At last."

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Rose Room - Formerly Salma's

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Pearl: "Hmm, that wallpaper is... busier than I expected. Still a good choice, though."
Iris: "Thanks. There's... only one bed. Is that going to be a problem?"
Pearl: "Maybe. What are our options?"
Iris: "I sleep on the sofa, you sleep on the sofa, or we share."
Pearl: "I don't mind sharing."
Iris: "Okay then, we can share. Whose side is whose?"
Pearl: "I dunno. You pick a side and I'll have the other one. I'm going to investigate that garland."

*Iris picks the left-hand side*

*Pearl yells from the other side of the room*

Pearl: "Fake. It's fine. Unless it's shoddily made, of course."
Iris: "Ah, right, no petals on the floor. Thanks."
Pearl: "I know you too well."

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Witch Room - Formerly Jason's

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Meredith: "You go on the couch or you sleep elsewhere."
Melinda: "We'll have to see production about that."

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Green Colonial Room - Formerly Connie's

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Wendi: "I'll take the bed, you get the couch."
Wendell: "Shouldn't we -"
Wendi: "I called dibs first, Wendell."
Wendell: "..."

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Tropical Room - Formerly Roxanne's

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Oliver: "If you weren't my brother, I would've had to kick your ass for touching and manhandling me like that."
Benjie: "HA. As if you could."

*Oliver takes out his hand sanitizer and rubs it on his forearms*

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Cloud Room - Formerly Diane's

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Hannes: "Hey sis, you wanna take the Fairy Room?"
Freya: "And taking over the stereotypes, no thanks, lets take the Cloud Room."

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Modern Room - Formerly Edmund's

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Eugene: "FLIP ME! Sis! There's a treadmill in the Modern Room! We're so gonna get it! We don't even need to leave our room to exercise, how amazing is that?"
Euphelia: "Yeah, remind me to keep the room ventilated. Hmmph. I wanted the room with a canvas. Too bad it was taken."
Eugene: "Great! We're taking The Modern Room then!"

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Luxury's Lap Room - Formerly Blane's

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Jerry: "My bed!"
Frankie: "I'll take the bed!"
Jerry: "I got first claim!"
Frankie: "Oh no, ya didn't!"

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Fairy Room - Formerly Janna's

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Diana: "Well we are Gods after all, but it seems the mere mortals have already TAKEN That ROOM!!!"
Apollo: "Calm down Sis just take a few deep breaths" 

*Apollo and Diana practice breathing*

Apollo: "Ooooo how about this Fairy Room instead, it looks beautiful and I am sure you can get some Moonlight inspiration in here?"
Diana: "Fine Apollo you always seem to get your way even with women, we will take the Fairy Room you mere mortals. Pfft."
Apollo: "Come on stop with the snobbery. they are no better than us, in fact they are my favorite people you just need to stop being so judgy, and PARTY ON!!!"
Diana: "We'll see about that."

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Werewolf Room - Formerly Hector's

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Ethan: "Okay, let’s do ether the Mission Room or Werewolf Room. Lucas flip a coin."

*A coin is flipped by Lucas*

Lucas: "Werewolf Room it is then."

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Mission Room - Formerly Olive's

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Jayda: "This is more like it!"
Kiki: "Ooo..."
Jayda: "Look! A fusbal table! I freakin' love these. Me and the guys always seem to end up on them when we go out to bars."
Kiki: "I gotta say, I think this is the one for us. You've got your fusbal table and your hi-fi, and well... it just feels comfortable to me."
Jayda: "Ohhhh yeah! I'm so glad you like it. Fancy a game?"
Kiki: "Sure, be easy on me though, haven't played in a while."
Jayda: "I will not do that. GAME ON!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"

Captain Dockhatt *through the intercom*: "Hello everybody, this is your captain speaking. I am proud to announce you that this cruise will set sail in 3, 2, 1..."

*Captain Dockhatt turns on the engine. He sails the Jetsetter towards the open sea, in the direction of new adventures yet unknown for the Jetsetters...*

Everybody: "Yaaay!"

Olive: "Doei doei! Leuk jullie weer te zien! Dooeeeei!"

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Diary Room

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Euphelia: "That challenge had been a blast! When Eugene begged me to team up with him to join this 'circus' he never told me anything involving explosives! I couldn't hold back when the boats of our rival team literally exploded. That was fun! These hosts sure know how to party."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Back Deck

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Kiki: "I still can't believe that I'm actually sitting next to a former Simlympic athlete!"
Hannes: "Haha, that was 30 years ago already, but thanks."
Kiki: "The spirit lives on though."
Hannes: "That's true. It's hard work keeping up."

Kiki: "And I value that in people. To never give up and always fight for your dreams. Because they're worth it."
Hannes: "And I can certainly not deny that."
Kiki: "You've experienced that."
Hannes: "I have indeed. Anyway, do you have a dream Kiki?"

Kiki: "Health and fitness. To be as healthy and fit as possible."
Hannes: "Still striving for that as well myself."
Jayda: "Done schmoozing up to him, Kiki Dee?"
Kiki: "Hey?"

Jayda: "Haha, don't forget about us."
Freya: "Hiya there."
Hannes: "Hello there my favourite sibling."
Kiki: "I'm not schmoozing. Right?"

Jayda: "Oh you definitely were girl!"
Kiki: "... Maybe I was?"
Freya: "Yuppers."
Hannes: "I consider it a heartfelt conversation about life's dreams and aspirations."

Freya: "Yeah, you could put it that way as well."
Hannes: "Bwahaha."
Jayda: "You know what I'm currently aspiring for? A new haircut."
Kiki: "Too bad Mama Rox isn't playing this year."

Freya: "Who needs scissors when you have..."

*Freya jumps on her feet and snaps her fingers. A few sprakles flutter out of her hand*

Freya: "Fairy Magic!"
Jayda: "Not everyone can say they've had their hair done by a magical Fairy. Count me in!"

Hannes: "Are you sure? Remember that time Bjorn wanted long hair and you gave him an afro."
Freya: "Pffft, gamebreaker."
Jayda: "An afro sounds fine to me. Go for it!"
Kiki: "Are you sure, Jay?"

Jayda: "Yup, I am. Why not?"
Freya: "Okay, I need to focus. Here goes."
Kiki: "Oh dear..."
Freya: "Crescere afro!"

*Freya's Fairy magic impregnates Jayda's hair. It starts changing*

Kiki: "Oh..."

Jayda: "Well...How do I look?"
Kiki: "It's not exactly what you wanted..."

Freya: "... I think you still look cute."
Jayda: "Do you have a mirror?"
Freya: "I could try to conjure one."

*Freya successfully conjures a mirror*

Jayda: "Oh my, this looks so cute!"
Freya: "Really? You like it?"
Jayda: "Of course, this beanie matches me so well."
Freya: "Yay beanies!"

Freya: "I guess the extra fluff supposed to make an afro became a beanie."
Jayda: "Anyone thinking of Salma Guerrero last season?"
Kiki: "Now you say so... you do look similar now."
Jayda: "She was in the Rose Room last season, huh? We should try and pull some veeeery cute faces to... Pearl and Iris?"

Hannes: "Yup. They got the Rose Room now."
Kiki: "Sucks we had the last pick. It was either Olive's Mission Room or Kain's Vampire Room. The choice is easy to make then."
Hannes: "We got Diane's Cloud Room. I hope staying in a former finalist's room's the charm."
Jayda: "Sucks to have the same room as.. Janna. She was out first last year right?"

Freya: "Yup. She had the Fairy Room last season."
Kiki: "Yup. This year that rooms Diana and Apollo's."
Freya: "Ugh. We gonna have a lot of fun with that lady...NOT!"
Jayda: "Apollo seems fun though."

Freya: "Yeah, he certainly does look like fun."
Diana: "I heard you MORTAL!!!"

Freya: "Speak of the devil."
Apollo: "Okay sis calm down! It looks like you need some beauty sleep, so just go lie down okay."

Diana: "... Fine." 

*Diana eyes everyone before she leaves*

Diana: "I am going to our room."

Kiki: "Hmm..."

*Apollo walks over to Freya*

Apollo: "Wow you are a very beautiful woman, I am Apollo, and of course my title means nothing, but my family would not like it if I left it out, so I am the literal God of the Sun. And I hope with all the things my sister says that I may offset her moony mood. Really it would be better if I were the party God. But anyway I just want to say I will enjoy getting to know you and all the other fine ladies here."

*Apollo kisses Freya's hand and then winks as her. Freya laughs*

Freya: "Oh, what a gentleman. I'm Freya. And I actually like the idea of a Party God here."

Meredith: "Who the hell are you calling Mortal you wretched hag, why I ought to turn you into a stupid zombie and keep you as my pet!"

*Diana ignores Meredith, while the latter goes to the area where the others are*

Diana: "The youth these days..."

Meredith: "And you boy with the stupid face, why does your eye keep twitching at everyone like that?! You may need to go get that sorted out because it's making me feel SICK!!! Disgusting beasts. Stay out of my way the both of you or I'll make you regret it, GOT IT?!"

Apollo: "Hey I am just trying to make everyone feel comfy here. Besides, you look like you could use something or someone to cheer you up. I am the God of the Sun and all I can say is that if life isn't a party, it's as dull as my sister, hahaha, besides every beautiful woman will eventually come to love my charms, I love making them smile and sparkle."

*Apollo blows a kiss to Meredith*

Apollo: "And the best way to do that is to dance the night away!!! And I can already tell with your sassy attitude you are as spicy as the sun and that is very sexy!!!"

Meredith: "............"

*Apollo winks again*

Meredith: "Screw it, I don't need a lunatic to go and ruin my pale skin by keeping me in his sun fetish. No, thank you very much bitch."

Freya: "... That worked out well, haha."
Apollo: "Kill 'em with cuddles, they say."
Freya: "Bwahaha."
Apollo: "Now, where were we..."

*Hannes watches Freya and Apollo closely. Freya sees that*

Freya: "Oh don't mind my brother, he is a bit...protective I'd say, haha."

Hannes: "Sometimes I need to be."
Freya: "Sometimes you're too much though."

Meredith: "What kind of place is this!! I get told I have to share a room with my bloody disgrace of a sister, is this some kind of sick joke? I'm not sharing with her, I want my own fucking room! Are you listening to me?! Where are you?! Am I talking to myself in here?!.....I hate everyone here, the other contestants are pathetic beings who I do not wish to be around, especially that wacko who keeps trying to fuck every woman he sees, so repulsive I might throw up in my mouth any minute now! Oh how I wish Satan was here...

Not only do I have this atrocious news of sharing a room with her but also we are made to search around like stupid dogs and then if that wasn't already bad enough we are informed that we were too damn slow, it's Melinda's fault she can't read a map, I should have done this challenge on my own for fuck's sake. After that we are forced to play a childish game which I could not give a toss about, what a pile of dog shit!

Speaking of dogs, I can smell a dirty wet mutt around here, where is that god awful smell coming from ..... "

Hannes: "So I've met a few of the others, and I have to say that I feel like in a mental institute to be honest. I don't buy that Diana and Apollo are gods. I believe them that they have a weird taste in fashion, but not that. There are so many theories that speak against it. And I don't just say it because I'm an atheist, but even if I wasn't, wouldn't there be only one god anyway? I'm also not that fond of Meredith and the Ferris twins. Meredith is just an egomaniac who shouldn't mess with anyone, especially with me. I know that she insulted Freya for being clumsy, and that's simply unfair. And I know Wendi and Wendell from Abnormality, and they are just crazy people who shouldn't be trusted with anything, not even world domination. Wendell would probably blow it anyway. Maybe I just need to wait a bit to get warm with everybody, but for now that are my feelings, so... do not judge me."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Spa

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Melinda: "Mmmh?"

Euphelia: "- Oh sorry, didn't mean to wake you up."

Melinda: "It's okay, I'm not tired anyway. Unless my sister won't let me in the bed..."

Euphelia: "She's a handful isn't she?"

Melinda: "I'm doing my best to not let her escalate, but sometimes she just slips out of my control."
Euphelia: "Poor girl..."

*There's a silence between Euphelia and Melinda. The former's more comfortable with it than the latter*

Melinda: "Oh, I love the pattern on your swimsuit!"

Euphelia: "Thanks, the pattern on yours is also very original!"
Melinda: "Thank you, did you design it?"
Euphelia: "I did...... I'm.. curious though."
Melinda: "Curious?"

Euphelia: "About Meredith."
Melinda: "Oh?"
Euphelia: "She can't always have been so nasty..."
Melinda: "No, she hasn't..."

*Melinda pauses for a moment*

Melinda: "She used to be a nice girl."
Euphelia: "Really? I think it's hard to imagine that. But if you say so..."
Melinda: "Yes, I have no idea what exactly snapped in her."

Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Lucas: "'Scuse me, she's been following me all over the place already."
Melinda: "No, it's okay, feel free to come in."
Lucas: "Ah okay."

Lenka: "Yip yip!"
Lucas: "She even invaded my privacy in the changing room."

Melinda: "Oh, she's such a bad girl, haha."

Lenka: "Yip! Yip!"

Lucas: "Haha."

Melinda: "Hmmm..."

Lucas: "But anyway, what do you think of the game so far played?"
Melinda: "It was kinda unbalanced between attackers and defenders. Luckily we got on the attacker side, so we could do something."
Lucas: "Turns out getting dead last place worked out in the end."
Melinda: "Who would've thought?"

Euphelia: "But would the Assassin try to be one of the defenders?"
Melinda: "It does seem like the place they can sabotage more, right?"
Lucas: "Can't deny that."
Euphelia: "Exactly. Would the Assassin want to be in that power position by now though?"

Melinda: "I assume so."
Lucas: "... You got a very good point there Euphelia."
Euphelia: "I'm just analysing the game. You need to see what's actually happening in order to see the Assassin moving through everything. It's actually not unalike fashion trends."
Lenka: "Yup!"

Melinda: "... Like fashion? Funny comparison, I thought fashion was all about creativity and being yourself."
Euphelia: "Some play the game like that. But you have to figure out the trends in order to be successful. You can make fashion by creating whatever the hell you want, but if nobody gives a fuck about your work..."
Melinda: "Hmm... So you're saying we should fits anything in the bigger picture of the game?"
Euphelia: "... Maybe."

Lucas: "Any hunches on who the Assassin could be?"
Euphelia: "A couple. But we're just 1 Challenge in, it's impossible to know who the Assassin is by now."
Melinda: "Good point. I'm also at square number 1."
Lenka: "I could tell you. But I'm afraid I'd have to kill you."

Melinda: "What? Nah, why would a cute fox like you kill us?"
Lenka: "Exactly. So I'm not telling you."
Melinda: "... Alas."
Lenka: "... I can haz treat plies?"

Lucas: "Wait, are you like, actually talking to Lenka?"
Melinda: "Of course, who doesn't talk to their pets?"
Lucas: "Yeah... though not exactly about them killing us."
Melinda: "Yeah.. Kind of a dark sense of humour."

Euphelia: "You might have more in common with Meredith than I thought."
Melinda: "Haha, nah, that's just Lenka's sense of humour."
Euphelia: "Hmm.. speaking of Lenka, do you think she'd be able to understand us?"
Lucas: "I doubt it. I mean, we can't speak Fox either now can we?"

Melinda: "One thing I am sure of: she's just the cutest redhead I've seen in my life."
Euphelia: "She's very cute."
Lucas: "Agreed."
Lenka: "Yip yip!"

Wendell: "DID SOMEBODY SAY WENDELL FERRIS?!"
Lucas, Melinda and Euphelia: "....."

Wendell: "What? Always wanted to say that, can't I?"

Lucas: "Well.. you can."
Wendell: "Mind if I join the conversation?"
Lucas: "Not really I guess."

*As Wendell walks over, he jumps through a fountain spray*

Wendell: "Brr, cold."

Lucas: "Don't you like the cold?"
Wendell: "Not really no. I like the heat more. But they say that a cold bath after a sauna is better, so..."
Lucas: "I've never done any wellness before."
Wendell: "You should try it. You've got a Spa now."

Lucas: "Maybe I will."
Wendell: "Anyway, we should talk about the game - want to form an alliance?"
Lucas: "Well, we certainly could exchange our thoughts."
Wendell: "Wonderful! If you had to do a Ranking right on the spot, who'd you put in it?"

Lucas: "Straight to the point, are you? Eugene, Apollo and... Wendi? Just the first suspects to cross my mind"

Wendell: "Wendi?"

Melinda: "They're both actually kinda cute aren't they?"
Euphelia: "Wait - cute?"

Lucas: "She was a bit reluctant during the Challenge. Though it's a small hunch..."

Wendell: "She could be... Really funny actually. That the Assassin's fooling their very own twin sibling as well."

Melinda: "Of course - wouldn't it be romantic? To find the one true love of your life on a reality show? And then live happily ever after?"

Lucas: "Hmm, do you think Ethan could be the Assassin?"

Euphelia: "No thank you, I'd rather focus on the game. Remember Janna and how she got Eliminated first because she was getting distracted by a 'showmance'?"

Wendell: "Anyone could be. Haven't really considered him yet though."

Melinda: "Jason made it close to the half-way point though. And maybe another showmance this will make it even further."

Lucas: "Hmm, me neither yet... He did cost us a lot of time by going to the Jetsetter directly."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Kitchen

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Oliver: "Hmm..."

Oliver: "I do hope they've cleaned this place throughly."

*The door opens. Jerry comes in*

Oliver: "Oh, hi there."
Jerry: "Hello there."

Oliver: "Mr Belcastro, what brings you here?"
Jerry: "Jerry's kay. And I'm getting dinner. You're here to cook as well?"
Oliver: "Maybe.. Just checking the kitchen on hygiene."
Jerry: "Should be better than my brother's."

Oliver: "How do you mean?"
Jerry: "... Them ass never valued personal hygiene. And he runs a restaurant."
Oliver: "Eugh, that's gross as fuck!"
Jerry: "Part of why I do other bisniss."

Oliver: "What's your job then?"
Jerry: "Imma private investigator."
Oliver: "That sounds nice."
Jerry: "It certainly is. I love solving puzzles."

Jerry: "Tho my brother's constantly naggin' at me for not joining 'da family bisniss'."
Oliver: "That sucks."
Jerry: "Ya, if he could just accept my personal choices.."

*The toilet next door flushes*

Frankie: "Time to cook 'em stepstones some food."
Oliver: "Talk of the devil."
Frankie: "Were ya talking 'bout me, skinnyjeans?"
Oliver: "... Jetset. Duh."

Frankie: "Whatever... Well well, if it ain't my little brother."
Jerry: ".. Sup."
Frankie: "Gossiping 'bout me behind my back I see?"
Jerry: "..."

Frankie: "Hold on, what's that thing ya hold there?"

Frankie: "Skipping out on ya own brother's dishes for a bowl of factory-made soup? Ya gotta be kidding me."
Jerry: "Nope."
Frankie: "Ditching the family bisniss is one thing, but ditching ya own brother's food? That's takin' ya direspect to a new level."

Jerry: "Now if ya don't mind, I'm gonna eat my so-called factory made soup and enjoy it."
Frankie: "Pffft, have it your way, Sherlock. Show the world ya don't give a fuck about your own family."
Jerry: "Ya know what, we'll see 'bout that."
Frankie: "We will."

Jerry: "Byebye."
Frankie: "See ya later Sherlock."
Jerry: "..."
Frankie: "Whatever."

*As Jerry closes the door, Frankie realises Oliver's in there as well*

Frankie: "Doncha think he's an asshole for shunning his family?"
Oliver: ".. Not really."
Frankie: "Seriously?.. I'm gonna cook go and cook some of my famous pasta for them all."

Oliver: "Can't let you do that, sir."
Frankie: "And why not?"
Oliver: "It took you only 3 seconds to get out of the bathroom after flushing the toilet. You should wash your hands first."

Frankie: "Sheesh really? Another one of them sterile bubble boys?"
Oliver: "I'm no bubble boy."
Frankie: "Then act like ya ain't."
Oliver: "It's proper personal hygiene."

Frankie: "I call it bubble boy."
Oliver: "What if your lack of hygiene gets someone sick?"
Frankie: "Ya kidding me?"
Oliver: "I'm pretty sure none of the others wants to get... herpes or something."

Frankie: "So ya seriously think I got herpes? Charming."
Oliver: "Just stating the possi-"
Frankie: "Ooh, lookie here, it's my herpes hand!"
Oliver: "Eek!"

Frankie: "So ya really think I got Herpes hands?"
Oliver: "Egh, no..."
Frankie: "So why ya cowering away?"
Oliver: "You should just wash your hands fuckit!"

Frankie: "So ya are a sterile bubble boy?"
Oliver: "No I'm not."
Frankie: "Stop telling me lies, kid. A bit of exposure wouldn't hurt ya. Helps ya build immunity."
Oliver: "..."

Frankie: "Ya shut up. Good."
Oliver: "... Why am I letting this happen?"
Frankie: "Cuz you now I'm right."

Oliver: "I've had enough of you."
Frankie: "Good. So I can cook my special family pasta de Belcastro in peace."

Oliver: "We'll see about that."

Frankie: "VolaaaaAaaare, oh oOOoh!
CantaaAaAAare, ohohOHooOOoh!"

Frankie: "NEl bLU diPIntO Di bLUuuu!"
FELice di staRE lassuuuUUuuuuUU!"

Wendi: "Hmmm..."

Wendi: "Hello Frankie."
Frankie: "Ah, hello.. what's ya name again?"
Wendi: ".. Wendi Ferris. Don't forget it again."
Frankie: "Yeahyeah. 20 Jetsetters, it takes time to remember faces."

Wendi: "Though I'd like you to remember my face. I got a deal for you."
Frankie: "What kind of deal?"
Wendi: ".. About the game. Duh."

Frankie: "Now you got my interest. Spill the beans."
Wendi: "Spill the beans please?"
Frankie: "Just fire it already."
Wendi: "I could also find someone else."

Frankie: "Hmmph, fine - spill the bean please."
Wendi: "Good. We should form a truce. We both have a lot in common: we both want to play the game hard, we both like to see results and we both have an incompetent brother stirring things up for us."
Frankie: "Truce? Howdya mean truce?"
Wendi: "Everyone's your enemy and rival in this game. And I think you're worthy of not warring with."

Frankie: "... I ain't fully sure on that, Wendi. Lookie at Connie and Diane last season."
Wendi: "Cheesy. Diane deserves an award for her part. She got almost everyone convinced."
Frankie: "You sure?"
Wendi: "It was clearly played the moment I saw it 'blossom'."

Frankie: "Cuz I ain't really buying it."
Wendi: "I talked to Diane prior to the season. I got a load of useful advice. She even said that I reminded her of herself."
Frankie: "Hmm... You got me convinced that working together with you would be useful."
Wendi: "Excellent."

Frankie: "Though I gotta expect some loyalty of your part as well."
Wendi: "Fine."
Frankie: "Betray me, and you'll be smashed to pulp in no time."
Wendi: "Fine. Same goes for you."

Frankie: "Capiche."
Wendi: "We should analyse our current suspects now."
Frankie: "I ain't got tells on most defenders. We did absolutely nothing."
Wendi: "Except that Apollo fellow."

Frankie: "Yep. Would the Assassin cheat on day 1 though?"
Wendi: "Would Apollo the Assassin cheat?"
Frankie: "Maybe."
Wendi: "You've been with his side during the Challenge, you should know him better."

Frankie: "Nah, he was only interested in the girls."
Wendi: "... I'm a woman."
Frankie: "... Hear you roar?"
Wendi: "No... no wait, yes!... But what I mean is... I got a plan..."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Dining Area

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Min Hee: "Soo..."

Min Hee: "We'd like to give you a warm welcome to the special first dinner together."

Min Hee: "I'd like to give a big thank you to Frankie Belcastro for cooking his special 'Pasta di Belcastro' for the occassion."
Frankie: "You're welcome!"
Min Hee: "So, once we hosts sit join you, everyone's free to- ..."

Captain Dockhatt: "There's no empty seat."
Min Hee: "Wait... oh... ...Change of plans - We'll eat elsehwhere."

Oliver: "Pssst, don't eat it Min Hee."
Min Hee: "How do you mean?"
Oliver: "He took a dump and didn't wash his hands before cooking. It could be spoiled."

Min Hee: "The food is spoiled?"
Oliver: "I checked the kitchen when he came in from the bathroom."
Min Hee: "...  The food is spoiled! That's gross..."





*Murmers of disgust are spit out by the Jetsetters*

Frankie: "Hey?! What is this? Is everyone here a sterile bubble boy or somethin'?"
Ethan: "So it's true?!"
Frankie: "Wait!.. Oliver, ya chubby little bastard!"

Freya: "You're not even denying it!"
Frankie: "Wait, I mean-"

Meredith: "I thought this slop was shit the second I saw it. Booo!"
Kiki: "Never thought I'd say no to pasta.. but no."

Iris: "I don't pray for spoiled pasta!"

Frankie: "Thanks y'all."
Odessa: "Time to throw it all away! Thanks for ruining dinner, Frankie."
Frankie: "Hey, that little-"
Odessa: "HOST ANNOUNCEMENT!!!"

Odessa:  "Who'd like to order some PIZZAAAAA?!"

Ethan and Lucas: "Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!"
Odessa: "I'll arrange that for you!"

Hannes: "Pizza? Should we eat it?"
Freya: "Fuck it, let's do it for the occasion."
Hannes: "I hope it's Italian quality pizza and not magnetron junkfood..."
Freya: "Me too..."

Eugene: "WHY Dutch??? I don't remember anything about Dutch because that was the only subject I had to retake. I aced physics and mathematics but... aghh. Jesus, why did I choose Dutch A-Level? I must have got mad, really mad. Wait... now I come to think of it, I wanted to learn it because my crush was from the Netherlands. I must have thought that learning to speak his native language would be a perfect way to impress him... you're asking me if I remember his name? Of course I do! His name is..." 

*An awkward silence* 

Eugene: "... dang, I can't even recall his name, wow.
Anyway, I think our team did a superb job for the first challenge - or mission - and I think Phia actually enjoyed herself. She's really exhilarated when seeing things... being blown apart. That's an odd interest of hers... Oh, and I'm thrilled to know that we have that lovely dance room re-decorated from last season. I'm not saying there's something wrong with the decorating from season 2 but I LOVE the new room even more, especially the karaoke station! Speaking of which, I really should start practise singing before someone invited me to a sing-a-long..."

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Karaoke Bar

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

Odessa: "Aah you love that dont you?"
Lenka: "Rawwrawwr..."
Jayda: "Eugene! You're going to sing together with me!"

Eugene: "I gotta warn you, I didn't practise yet."
Jayda: "I don't care, it's gonna be fun!"

The audience, consisting of Freya, Apollo and Odessa: "Wooo!!"

Ethan: "Aaah shit, I missed!"
Benjamin: "Phew, I got the ball now!"
Ethan: "Not for long!"
Benjamin: "We'll see!"

Eugene: "What song did you pick?"
Jayda: "Hmm, OH! Time of my life! Dirty Dancing!"
Eugene: "You sure?"
Jayda: "Yes!"

Iris: "Pearl, please don't drink too much again."
Pearl: "Relaaax, it wouldn't be so bad..."
Iris: "Remember that one time on Julie's party?"
Pearl: "Not at all, noooo."
Iris: "... Exactly, you can't even remember."

Eugene: "Now I've had the time of my life

No, I never felt like this before

Yes I swear it's the truth

And I owe it all to you"

Jayda: "'Cause I've had the time of my life

And I owe it all to yoooouuuu"

Benjamin: "ACK! Missed there"
Ethan: "Good shot though!"

Eugene: "I've been waiting for so long

Now I've finally found someone to stand by me"
Jayda: "We saw the writing on the wall

And we felt this magical fantasy"

Jayda and Eugene: "Now with passion in our eyes

There's no way we could disguise it secretly

So we take each others hand

'Cause we seem to understand the urgency"

Iris: "That is your third already! Be careful please..."

Eugene: "Just remember"

Jayda: "You're the one thing"

Eugene: "I can't get enough of"

Jayda: "So I'll tell you something"

Eugene: "This could be love"

Jayda and Eugene: "Because I've had the time of my life

No, I never felt this way before

Yes I swear it's the truth

And I owe it all to you"

Pearl: "Come on boys, you can grab a drink too!"
Ethan: "... Okay, sounds good."

Eugene: "Hey baby"

Iris: "Nomnom."
Pearl: "Oooh, I can haz chips too?"
Iris: "..."

Jayda: "With my body and soul

I want you more than you'll ever know"

Eugene: "So we'll just let it go

Don't be afraid to lose control, no"

Benjamin: "Does it taste good?"
Pearl: "Yus, it doesss. Hmm-mmm...""

Jayda: "Yes, I know what's on your mind when you say

"Stay with me tonight""

Eugene: "Stay with me

And remember"

*Benjamin takes a sip from his drink*

Benjamin: "Yes, it's good."

Eugene: "You're the one thing"

Jayda: "I can't get enough of"

Eugene: "So I'll tell you something"

Jayda and Eugene: "This could be love"

Jayda and Eugene: "Because I've had the time of my life

No, I never felt this way before (Eugene: "never felt this way")

Yes I swear it's the truth

And I owe it all to you"

Lenka: "Yip yip!"

Jayda and Eugene: "'Cause I've had the time of my life

And I've searched through every open door (Jayda: "never felt this way")

Till I found the truth

And I owe it all to you"

Pearl: "..I'm soo happy to be hear with all of you."
Iris: "That's good to hear."
Pearl: "Liiike.. I'm having so much fun here!"

Iris: "You should break from drinking though."
Ethan: "I'm fine with this one drink."
Benjamin: "Enjoy the moment..."

*Pearl holds her glass upside down as she talks to Iris*

Pearl: "Maaaybe your right. We should enjoy-*hiccup* joy the show shouldn't we?"

Eugene: "Now I've had the time of my life

No, I never felt this way before (Jayda: "never felt this way")

Yes I swear it's the truth

And I owe it all to you"

Jayda and Eugene: "I've had the time of my life

No, I never felt this way before (Jayda: "never felt this way")

Yes I swear it's the truth

And I owe it all to you"

Iris: "Yeah, we should sit and relax."

Pearl: "Indeed we d-- hey, where's the last sip go?"

Jayda and Eugene: "'Cause I've had the time of my life (I had time of my life)

And I've searched through every open door (you do it to me, baby)

Till I found the truth (you do it to me, baby)

And I owe it all to you"

Hayda: "That went better than expected, Gene!"
Eugene: "Yeah, it did. That was fun!"
Jayda: "Who's up here next?"
Pearl: "Me and Iris! Pleeaaase?"

Jayda: "Time to shine girls!"
Iris: "Pearl, you're drunk."
Pearl: "So what, it'll be fun! I-*hiccup* I hinsist!"
Iris: "I don't really like being on stage."

Ethan: "Yeah, don't give in on peer pressure. Stay true to yourself."
Iris: "It's kinda hard at times though..."
Ethan: "I know."
Odessa: "You're letting your bloody own sister down like this?! Boooooo!"

Pearl: "Hey Dessa, please don't be such a meeaaanie to my sis."
Odessa: "Nah, I'm being honest to my opinions."
Pearl: "Pfffft, meanie beanie."

Iris: "You know what, fine. I'll sing with you."
Pearl: "Woohoo! Go Iris! Go Iris!"
Iris: "If this ends up on Simbook, I will actually murder you."
Pearl: "Nah, I know you wouldn't haha."

Iris: "... Why am I doing this again?"
Pearl: "Ooh, how 'bout this song?!"
Iris: ".. Under the Sea?"
Pearl: "Yeah, we watched the movie as kids, rememberrr?"

Pearl: "The seaweed is always greener

In somebody else's lake"

Iris: "You dream about going up there

But that is a big mistake"

Pearl: "Just look at the world around you

Right here on the ocean floor"

Iris: "Such wonderful things surround you

What more is you lookin' for?"

Pearl and Iris: "Under the sea

Under the sea

Darling it's better

Down where it's wetter

Take it from me"

Pearl and Iris: "Up on the shore they work all day

Out in the sun they slave away

While we devotin'

Full time to floatin'

Under the sea"

Pearl: "Down here all the fish is happy

As off through the waves they roll"

Iris: "The fish on the land ain't happy

They sad 'cause they in their bowl"

Pearl: "But fish in the bowl is lucky

They in for a worser fate"

Iris: "One day when the boss get hungry

Guess who's gon' be on the plate?"

Pearl and Iris: "Under the sea

Under the sea

Nobody beat us

Fry us and eat us

In fricassee"

Pearl and Iris: "We what the land folks loves to cook

Under the sea we off the hook

We got no troubles

Life is the bubbles"

Pearl and Iris: "Under the sea (Under the sea)

Under the sea (Under the sea)

Since life is sweet here

We got the beat here

Naturally (Naturally)"

Pearl and Iris: "Even the sturgeon an' the ray

They get the urge 'n' start to play

We got the spirit

You got to hear it

Under the sea"

Pearl: "The newt play the flute"

Iris: "The carp play the harp"

Pearl: "The plaice play the bass"

Iris: "And they soundin' sharp"

Pearl: "The bass play the brass"

Iris: "The chub play the tub"

Pearl: "The fluke is the duke of soul (Yeah)"

Iris: "The ray he can play"

Pearl: "The lings on the strings"

Iris: "The trout rockin' out"

Pearl: "The blackfish she sings"

Iris: "The smelt and the sprat"

Pearl: "They know where it's at"

Iris: "An' oh that blowfish blow"

Pearl: "Yeah, under the sea (Under the sea)"

Iris: "Under the sea (Under the sea)"

Pearl and Iris: "When the sardine

Begin the beguine

It's music to me (It's music to me)"

Pearl and Iris: "What do they got? A lot of sand

We got a hot crustacean band

Each little clam here

Know how to jam here

Under the sea"

Pearl and Iris: "Each little slug here

Cuttin' a rug here

Under the sea

Each little snail here

Know how to wail here"

Pearl and Iris: "That's why it's hotter

Under the water

Ya we in luck here

Down in the muck here

Under the sea"

*Pearl turns the song off*

Pearl: "Woo, that wasn't so bad now was it?"
Iris: ".. That was kinda fun..."
Odessa: "Wooo! Try before you die!"

Benjamin: "Y'know what, that song's not very accurate with what's actually happening under the sea. How about I'm gonna improvise my own version right now on stage?"
Odessa: "Ooh! Do it! Sounds funny!"

Iris: "Oh.. I think I'm going to sit by the bar for a minute."
Ethan: "Okay. Mind if I join?"
Iris: "Err.. Nope."

Pearl: "Oooh, chips! Nomnomnomnomnomnomnonnom!"

Iris: "... Ugh.. why did I do that again?"
Ethan: "Odessa really shouldn't have pressured you."
Iris: "I gave in to her though."
Ethan: "Don't think just like that, you did it for your sister too."

Iris: "Hmm... you're right. I should keep that in mind."
Ethan: "Yes, you definitely should."
Iris: "Yeah, I'll think of Pearl."

*Benjamin starts playing the karaoke machine*

Benjamin: "Hello y'all, feel like hearing a song tonight?!"

Iris: "I can't believe her. I actually can't believe her. How in the name of all PLUM did she get me up there? I..." 

*Iris giggles*

Iris: "But then, that's why I love her to bits I suppose. She's a complete and utter nutcase. Not like me." 

*Iris sighs*

Iris: "Do you know, I often wonder whether I'm too serious sometimes. I mean, sure, I'm a bit of a dreamer sometimes, but not like her. I envy her free spirit. Just look at us: she's off somewhere living it up, and what am I doing? I'm on my knees in that idiot garden room talking to an eldritch being of uncertain existence." 

*Iris sighs, again*

Iris: "Them's the perils of being a Jacoban, I guess. Still, one day this ruthless pragmatism is going to be the death of me." 

*Iris grins*

Iris: "Pearly, sis, you'd better give me a good eulogy, okay? A little less cheese and a little more Cleese, y'hear?" 

*the sound is turned off, but the video remains. Iris shrugs to someone offscreen and breaks down into a fit of giggles*

Freya: "I've got to meet a few of the others already, and I can say I like mostly all of them. Eugene, Apollo and Jayda are the ones I spent most of the time with so far and I really like them. Eugene and Apollo are both such sweethearts and Jayda is really cool, also I love her style. Diana is alright, she is sometimes like Apollo, but seems to have a few mood changes that make her a tinsy winsy bit snobby. I feel bad for Meredith though. She is in a constant bad mood about everything and I really wonder what happened to her. I mean I get that you can be in a bad mood, but she seems like there is nothing that brights her up. I mean she already got in some beef with Hannes... But hey, so far nobody asked about my age, so...PARTY!!!"

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End of Episode 1

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Bloopers

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Olive: "Hallo allemaal, wat fijn dat je er bent.

Ben je voor het eerst hier, of ben je al bekend?

Stamp met je voeten, zet je handen in je zij.

Ik ben Ank en wie ben jij?"

Iris: "Oh. My. Watcher."

Pearl: "De Luizenmoeder. Why did it have to be De Luizenmoeder?"

There horse...

Where horse?

"Plates... On the side of my face..."

Haylo, what is it with all your Sims getting platefaced? XD

Reminds me of the final episodes of Season 2! Except that this is a real raccoon! ;)