Thornton A.
Worthman invites his best friends and family on a cruise to the Simaican Isles
to celebrate his 100th million Simoleon! What he doesn’t know is,
that some of them think he doesn’t deserve it. One of them is even capable
of… Murder…
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Library
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Rudolph:
“What the hell was that noise from here?!”
*Rudolph sees the accident and is shocked*
Rudolph: “Ohmygod…”
*Rudolph sees the accident and is shocked*
Rudolph: “Ohmygod…”
*Diana comes in*
Diana: “What’s the racket?!”
Diana: “What’s the racket?!”
*Rudolph frightenedly points to Vincent's body*
Diana:
“What? Oh my…”
Diana: “The
killer really made a big mess of it today…”
*Rudolph shudders*
Diana: “And
we are the ones who can clean it up. Thank you, killer… Is there anybody in
there who can help us?”
*Min Hee comes in*
Min Hee: “What’s up-… oh… oh my…”
Min Hee: “What’s up-… oh… oh my…”
Rudolph:
“Another death… and a huge mess…”
Diana:
“Rudolph, is you magic strong enough to lift the bookcase back to it’s standing
position?”
Rudolph: “…
Er, I don’t really know, I could try it…”
Rudolph:
“Profugio… Profugio… Prrrooofugioooo!...”
Min Hee:
“Whoa, it works!”
*Min Hee starts raising the bookcase*
Min Hee: “Oomph, look out! You’re going too far to my side!”
*Min Hee starts raising the bookcase*
Min Hee: “Oomph, look out! You’re going too far to my side!”
Rudolph:
“Sorry, sorry…”
Diana: “A
little closer to me please, so I can help…”
*Diana grabs the bookcase too*
Diana: “Good, now a little more upright…”
*The trio put the bookcase back on the floor*
*Diana grabs the bookcase too*
Diana: “Good, now a little more upright…”
*The trio put the bookcase back on the floor*
Rudolph:
“Done… Phew…”
Min Hee: “And
now we need to clean up those books here…”
Diana: “And
a corpse. I’ll take care of that one.”
Rudolph:
“Ugh… Thank you…”
*Diana picks up Vincent's body*
*Diana picks up Vincent's body*
Diana:
“Oomph. He sure is heavy…”
Min Hee:
“Should I help you?”
Diana: “No,
I exercise a lot, I can have it.
*Diana accidentally wavers to Rudolph and Min Hee*
Diana: “Whoah!”
*Diana accidentally wavers to Rudolph and Min Hee*
Diana: “Whoah!”
Rudolph:
“Hey, please look out!”
Min Hee: “Can you really do it yourself?”
Min Hee: “Can you really do it yourself?”
Diana: “I’m
sorry. I’ll go right now, before another accident happens…”
*Diana leaves*
*Diana leaves*
Rudolph:
“Clean up the books, clean up the books, it’s easier said than done! Especially
since there laid a body here a minute ago!”
*Rudolph shivers*
*Rudolph shivers*
Min Hee:
“Relax, how many minutes ago did you hear that bookcase fall? He laid there for at the most 5 minutes.”
Rudolph:
“But still…”
Min Hee:
“Okay, I’ll take care of the books near where Vincent lied, is that OK?”
Rudolph: “…
Okay…”
*Min Hee and Rudolph put the books back to where they belong*
*Suddenly,
a small paper with notes sheds out of a book Min Hee picks up*
Min Hee:
“Oops!”
*Min Hee picks the page up*
Min Hee: “Ugh, some of the books are ruined now and,- what the-?!”
*Min Hee picks the page up*
Min Hee: “Ugh, some of the books are ruined now and,- what the-?!”
Rudolph:
“Huh?”
Min Hee:
“Read this…”
Rudolph: “What is this supposed to mean? It’s all
random junk!”
Rudolph: “
“Guess Before…” Okay, now it suddenly makes sense to me. We must point the
killer on board, ASAP!”
Min Hee:
“But, what if the killer WANTS us to do that?!”
Rudolph:
“Do we have any alternatives, besides waiting to be slaughtered one by one?”
Min Hee:
“Yes, you’re right…”
*Min Hee reads the note again*
Min Hee: “Just who is it?... EEP!”
*Min Hee reads the note again*
Min Hee: “Just who is it?... EEP!”
Rudolph:
“Whoa, what is it?”
Min Hee:
“Do you see that part? It’s leading to her! The killer is-!” *cliffhanger
>:D*
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Washing Room
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Diana:
“Phew. That body's now away from Rudolph. No freak-outs anymore...”
Diana: “I
really could use some rest now. Time to go back to my room…”
*Diana enters her room*
Diana:
“He-AAAAH! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE IN HERE!!!”
*Diana grabs a silver lamp lying nearby and flings it to Odessa*
Diana: “RAAAWR!!!”
Diana: “RAAAWR!!!”
Diana:
“What the-?! Isn’t that silver lamp supposed to severely hurt you or
something?”
Diana: “No,
I tried to hurt you! And I didn’t
kill Vincent, Tom Lee or Thornton, if that’s what you’re implying.”
*Odessa runs to the door*
Diana: “Not
so fast, if I loved Thornton's money, I would’ve married him first before killing him. Janett is the killer, Mark my words…”
Min Hee: “Diana, are you in there? It’s important!”
Diana:
“Coming!”
*Diana turns back to Odessa and starts to whisper*
Diana “You stay in here and clean this mess up, young lady.”
*Diana leaves to the hallway*
*Diana turns back to Odessa and starts to whisper*
Diana “You stay in here and clean this mess up, young lady.”
*Diana leaves to the hallway*
Rudolph:
“Ah, there you are. Now, if you would-.”
Min Hee:
“Hey Odessa, you in there too? You might want to hear this as well.”
Diana:
“But-.”
*Odessa enters the hallway too*
Min Hee:
“Okay guys, here’s the deal: I found a note.”
*Min Hee shows the note to Odessa and Diana*
*Min Hee shows the note to Odessa and Diana*
Rudolph:
“Don’t look at the written text. Look at the pressed text in the corner…”
Diana:
“Sailing for dummies? Okay?”
Min Hee: “Can I help you?”
Janett: “Oh, just looking for a book… do you know where something about
sailing ships could lie?”
Min Hee: “I’m not really known here… Perhaps you could try looking at
the S’s?”
*Janett facepalms*
Janett: “Hmm, I think I got one anyway. ‘Sailing for Dummies’…”
Min Hee: “Janett took that book from
the library earlier today! This note’s written on a page ripped out of that
book!”
Diana: “I knew it… I knew it all the
time…”
Rudolph: “First things first: how
are we going to catch her? And how are we going to imprison her on board?”
*Another silence occurs*
Min Hee: “Well, there is the empty
room across the laundry room. But it hasn’t got a door.”
Diana: “Well, I think I got a
solution for that! We could use my wardrobe. My room’s a mess anyway, so.”
Rudolph: “Well maybe, if what I
think is going to happen…”
Min Hee: “Indeed.”
Rudolph: “But still, how do we catch
Janett.”
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Diana: “Yikes! There she is… Act
casual and improvise…”
Janett: “Hmm, what are you talking
about?”
Rudolph: “er, Min Hee found an important note from the
killer!”
Janett: “Okay… What does it say?”
Diana: “Well, look at it for
yourself…”
*Min Hee gives Janett the note, who reads it*
*Min Hee gives Janett the note, who reads it*
Janett: “What the…
how could this lead to the killer?”
Min Hee: “Well, er, I recognize the handwriting… It’s
Bianca’s…”
Janett: “Hmm, not exactly what I
expected… but still a possibility…”
Rudolph: “Well, remember she was the
second most suspicious at the Cruisal Council…”
*Min Hee prepares for the attack on
Janett*
Min Hee: “HIIIYAAAAH!!!”
Janett: “WHAT IN THE---”
*Janett is thrown on floor by Min Hee*
Janett: “AICH!”
*Janett is thrown on floor by Min Hee*
Janett: “AICH!”
Diana: “Woo, nice one!”
Janett: “What the hell is this?!”
Diana: “Did you really believe we
all thought it was Bianca? Of course we thought it was you!”
Min Hee: “That paper the note was
written on? It’s ripped out of a book called Sailing for Dummies! Sounds like a
very familiar title to you, huh?”
Janett: “No, I’m innocent!”
Rudolph: “State, olaewapre!”
*Rudolph’s curse causes Janett to
get temporarily paralyzed*
Rudolph: “Phew…”
Min Hee: “Err…”
Diana: “Leave her. She’s just
confused…”
Min Hee: “No, I think she needs to
talk to somebody. Something’s going on in her…”
Diana: “Well, we can do this without
the two of them…”
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Odessa's Cabin
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*Odessa thinks about how unfair it is that Janett gets framed. Suddenly somebody knocks on the door*
Min Hee: “It’s alright, it’s just
me.”
Min Hee: “Well, why do you believe
Janett is not the killer?”
Min Hee: “Well, who do you think
that it could be then?
Min Hee: “Aha… and how do you think
about… me?”
*tears start welling up in
Min Hee: “R- really?...”
*
Min Hee: “Well that’s a sad story…”
*Odessa sobs*
*Odessa sobs*
*Odessa sobs a few more times*
Odessa: “Mom ended up in a depression…”
*Odessa starts to cry more*
Min Hee: “Poor you… just throw it
out, don’t hide your tears…”
*Odessa sobs a little*
*Odessa sobs a little*
Min Hee: “Why would she do that?”
Odessa: “I just… don’t know. Maybe
as a revenge for dad, leaving him with a young Werewolf child… To hinder him in
pursuing his career. Or maybe…”
*Odessa sobs again*
Odessa: “I just happen to greatly look like dad, except for gender and Lycanthropy…”
*Odessa sobs again*
Odessa: “I just happen to greatly look like dad, except for gender and Lycanthropy…”
Min Hee: “Hmm…”
Min Hee: “Ooh, that’s so good to
hear. It did end well after all…”
Min Hee: “Whoa, what?”
*Tears start welling up again*
Min Hee: “Oh my God… You need another
hug…”
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Under the Back Deck
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Diana: “Yes, she’s in there safely.
Now you only need to shut that place up.”
Rudolph: “Okeydokey…”
*Rudolph starts to chant a spell*
*Rudolph starts to chant a spell*
Janett: “Doonn... do diss… Im inno…
cen…”
Rudolph: “So. The job’s done! Now
it’s just free sailing to land again and we’re all safe.”
Diana: “We did it!”
*Diana gives Rudolph a high five*
*Diana gives Rudolph a high five*
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Diana: “WOO, we got something to
celebrate, guys!”
Rudolph: “We only need to reach land
again and hand Mrs. Dean out to the police!”
Min Hee: “Hmmm, okay…”
Diana: “We should sing a song! Min
Hee, you’re first, so I can apply some make-up to hide those hideous black eyes.”
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(*Please turn on this song while
reading on with the text for the ultimate experience. It’s fully in Simlish
(that way I had far more liberty in writing a fitting songtext, too bad it
turned out really horrible), so to keep text and music synchrone, trust on the
number of syllables*)
*guitar intro*
Min Hee:
“We did succeed
We did succeed with catching
Catching our kil-
-ler Janett Dean”
Min Hee:
“Slayed many innocents
But then we charged back to her
Locked up on board
And brought to court”
Min Hee & Diana:
“Oh-Oh!
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
Diana: “Some people died
Some people died, but we live
To see the kil-
The killer gone”
Diana:
“We live to see her go
We live to see her go to
Straight go to jail
Just for her fail”
Diana & Min Hee:
“Oh-Oh!
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
Oohweeyooh
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA”
All three:
“NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA”
*guitar solo
Clapclap
Guitar solo
Clapclapclap
Guitar solo
Clapclap
Guitar solo
Clapclap*
*more guitar solo*
*guitar solo
Clapclap
Guitar solo
Clapclapclap
Guitar solo
Clapclap
Guitar solo*
Min Hee & Diana humming:
“Ooouuuwooouuuw Ooouuuwooouuuw
Ooouuuwooouuuw Ooouuu-ooouuuw
Ooouuuwooouuuw Wooouuuwooouuuw
Ooouuuwooouuuw Ooouuuwooouuuw
Ooouuuwooouuuw Ooouuuwooouuuw
Ooouuuwooouuuw Ooouuu-ooouuuw
Ooouuuwooouuuw Wooouuuwooouuuw
Ooouuuwooouuuw Ooouuuwooouuuw”
Diana & Min Hee:
“We did succeed
We did succeed with catching
Catching our kil-
-ler Janett Dean”
Min Hee & Diana:
“Slayed many innocents
But then we charged back to her
Locked up on board
And brought to court”
Diana & Min Hee:
“Oh-Oh!
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
Oohweeyooh
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA”
All three:
“NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA
NANANANAAA, NANANAAAAA”
*The song ends…*
Rudolph: “Aww,”
Diana: “Way to ruin the fun, kid..”
*The other three leave*
*Author's note!*
*Yup, I should never attempt to write an song for a show again... Better pick something already existing next time. Please blame Diana, this was her idea >:( *
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The Victim
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*some time later…*
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*Suddenly, the wardrobe’s rapidly
pushed towards Janett*
Janett: Okay, this is the end…
*The
wardrobe touches Janett, while she’s also touching the wall behind her…*
Janett: Too bad I won’t make it, but it’ll be for
the greater good: They’ll realize I’m not the killer, so they’ll try looking
for the REAL killer…
Janett:
“GAH!!!”
*Janett is dead…*
*Janett is dead…*
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Bridge
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Rudolph:
“So here’s that book she burrowed, right from her room. Now we shouldn’t be
long until we got this ship to the coast…”
Diana: “Ah,
good.”
*Diana turns the pages of the book*
Diana: “hmm… Home, here we come!”
*Diana turns the pages of the book*
Diana: “hmm… Home, here we come!”
Rudolph: “I
seriously can’t believe this hell is nearly over… and that I lived! I guess only
those with a certain strategic position will live…”
Diana:
“Huh? How do you mean?”
Rudolph:
“Look at the people who died. Stubing and Katja for example, they both had the
leading position on board when they were killed.”
Diana:
“Okay…”
Rudolph:
“Min Hee lives, because she was constantly being mysterious on the background.
And you live due to Janett.”
Diana:
“Whoa, now I don’t get you anymore. Why would she being the killer save me from
being killed?”
Rudolph:
“Your death would nearly count as evidence against her, wouldn’t it?”
Diana: “Hmmm,
aha. I think I get it.”
Diana: “Well,
we’re kinda busy with this ship, so…”
Diana: “Odessa , Janett’s the
killer. Deal with it.”
Rudolph: “Odessa , please calm down.
We caught her. We want to go home, to safety.”
Rudolph:
“Even in the case Janett’s innocent, why would the killer strike?”
Diana: “He’s
right. And BTW, why are you still transformed? Dad forbade you to do that in
the first place.”
Rudolph:
“Diana, it’s a Full Moon tonight.”
Diana: “Oh,
it is?”
Rudolph: “Not
only Werewolves experience it’s effects…”
*Rudolph proudly flies for a second*
*Rudolph proudly flies for a second*
Diana:
“Okayokay. I’ll listen to your Janett is innocent plea for once, and then we’ll
go back to land, we each go our own way and you’ll never have to see me again,
capiche?”
Diana:
“Aha… Wait, what?!”
Rudolph:
“Oh my God, NO!”
Diana:
“How?”
Min Hee:
“The closet.”
Diana:
“Suicide?”
Rudolph:
“No. That’s impossible. Janett would be too weak to pull the closet and squish
herself… One of us did it…”
*Silence ensues again*
…
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Min Hee:
“Maybe we should check it out?"
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Empty Room
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Rudolph:
“Why am I doing this again?”
Diana:
“Because we can’t afford to split up. If a group smaller than 3 goes apart, the
killer can easily strike.”
Rudolph: “… Thank you…”
Min Hee:
“Look, I can still see her feet from under here.”
Diana: “Oh
my… I just can’t believe one of us did this…”
*Odessa looks at Diana. She glares back*
Diana: “Seriously, why would one of you kill her instead of letting her
rot in jail?”
Rudolph: “I
can’t have this any longer…”
*Rudolph goes*
*Rudolph goes*
Min Hee:
“Wait! It’s dangerous!” *Min Hee follows Rudolph*
Diana: “No,
I want to talk to you…”
*Odessa flees as well*
Diana:
“Well, she also doesn’t listen to what I have to say… puberty, I guess? I’ll
better check my stuff and warn her before it’s too late…”
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Min Hee:
“Rudolph! Are you okay?”
Min Hee:
“Rudolph, say something!”
Rudolph: “Ugh…
I’m… going… crazy…”
Min Hee:
“No, you aren’t. We’ll all be alright soon… The killer won’t even dare about
killing somebody when we’re all together…”
Rudolph:
“But that’s the problem! We’re never all together!”
Min Hee:
“Yes, but... we just were…”
Rudolph: “No… no… don’t…”
Min Hee:
“Wh- what? What’s up?”
Rudolph:
“You’re the killer, aren’t you?! You wanted to kill me, didn’t you?!”
Min Hee:
“I’m the killer?!”
Rudolph:
“You- you are?”
*Rudolph collapses*
*Rudolph collapses*
Min Hee:
“Rudolph! No!”
Min Hee:
“Please collect your will to fight! You can do it!”
Rudolph:
“Just don’t kill me… but baby, I’m alright…”
Min Hee:
“Er….”
Min Hee:
“Help me! Help me getting him up!”
Rudolph:
“Y-you got an accomplice?”
Min Hee:
“He’s going mad over here…”
Min Hee:
“Please…”
Min Hee:
“Here, you’re standing again…”
Min Hee:
“Well, Rudolph’s very weak at the moment…”
Rudolph: “NO!
I’m perfectly fine! But she was trying to kill me!”
Min Hee:
“We need to go to land ASAP! Before it escalates even more!”
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*Diana enters*
Diana: “GUYS! What the hell is going on here?!”
Diana: “GUYS! What the hell is going on here?!”
Rudolph:
“BUT SHE’S THE KILLER!!!”
Min Hee:
“CALM DOWN!!... Just relax…”
Diana: “Who
is the killer, Rudolph?”
Rudolph:
“Min Hee…”
Diana:
“Well…”
Diana:
“…Because I think he might have a valid point…”
Min Hee:
“What?!”
Diana:
“Well, I think I overlooked something earlier today…”
Rudolph: “So here’s that book she burrowed,
right from her room. Now we shouldn’t be long until we got this ship to the
coast…”
Diana: “Ah, good.”
*Diana turns the pages of the book*
Diana: “hmm… Home, here we come!”
*Diana turns the pages of the book*
Diana: “hmm… Home, here we come!”
Diana:
“Remember that clue that was supposed to refer to Janett as the killer? The
copy of Sailing for Dummies she burrowed is intact.”
Diana:
“Well, this’s the copy Janett burrowed… and here’s the ‘ripped out’ page the
clue was written on… intact in the book…”
*Odessa takes a very close look*
Odessa: “F*ck, that book is intact…”
Rudolph: “I
KNEW IT!!!”
Min Hee:
“But guys… how does that make ME the killer?”
Min Hee: “Okay guys, here’s the deal: I found a
note.”
*Min Hee shows the note*
*Min Hee shows the note*
Rudolph: “Don’t look at the written text. Look
at the pressed text in the corner…”
Diana: “Sailing for dummies? Okay?”
Diana: “You
‘found’ the note. You said it yourself.”
Min Hee: “But…
it’s not me…”
Diana:
“Well, it is obvious to me…”
Min Hee:
“But you were also wrong with your constant feelings about Janett…”
Diana:
“Your ‘clue’ was the proof to catch her. Just admit it, killer.”
Min Hee:
“I’m innocent…”
Diana: “We
know you aren’t.”
Diana:
“Don’t tell me to be nice to scum like her. For example, what do we know about
her?”
Rudolph:
“Imma buzzing bee… zzzzzzzzz”
Diana: “Exactly! Who is she?! Who is she?! Who
is she?! Where did they find her?!”
Min Hee:
“H- how do you mean?”
Diana:
“Everybody on board knows Rudolph is a TV-chef! Everybody on board knows Odessa is Thornton ’s
daughter! And everybody knows I was supposed to marry him and be happy with
him! But what do we know about you?!”
Diana:
“Shut up Odessa! You, admit it! You just took this job recently to kill all of us for
no good reason, don’t ya?! Don’t ya?! DON’T YA?!”
Min Hee:
“B- but…”
*Min Hee starts to cry out loud*
*Min Hee starts to cry out loud*
Diana:
“Yup. Exactly like a smooth criminal who can’t hide their deeds anymore…”
*Min Hee continues crying out loudly*
Diana: “One
should not give mercy to the evil.”
*Diana suddenly sees the light in Odessa ’s words*
Diana: “Oh my God… sorry, your right…”
Diana: “Oh my God… sorry, your right…”
*Min Hee still cries*
Diana: “Oh
my… What have we done… I went far too far with finding the killer and accusing
everybody…”
Rudolph:
“Meow?”
Odessa: “Everything’s gonna be okay. Diana’s gonna apologize and we’ll go back to land again…”
Diana: “?”
Min Hee: “Er, should we go to the bridge?”
Rudolph:
“Wait, you let her go? Well, then I’ll kill myself! Gaaaaahh……”
Others:
“……”
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Rudolph: “TAAAAH!!!
AAARRrrggghhh……”
*Rudolph collapses on the ground again*
*Rudolph collapses on the ground again*
Diana:
“Rudolph, are you okay?”
Rudolph:
“Nooo… One of you said it…”
Min Hee:
“Said what?”
Rudolph:
“I’m… dying… One of you said……”
Diana:
“What did she say?”
Rudolph:
“That they… didn’t believe in… fairies. Rrrggghhh…”
*Rudolph slacks and he perishes*
*Rudolph slacks and he perishes*
Diana:
“Who, Rudolph? Who?! Say something!”
Min Hee:
“This is really bad…”
Diana: “I…
I don’t think this was a crazy act… This was a kill…”
*The three
still living women realize that one of them did that kill right under their
noses… That one of them isn’t afraid of doing dark deeds in the middle of the
limelight… And meanwhile, when they’re coping with those facts…*
*… the
foreboding Full Moon begins its mystical ascent into the night sky…
Who knows
what would be things for our Jetsetters to come?*
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Well well well. It looks like both suspect
number 1 and suspect number 5 didn’t make it and were the lastest 2 victims. And
with one kill being done right under their noses, nobody’s save anymore! People
started breaking down, losing control, even going insane. This must end soon!
And due to only 3 suspects being alive, this will end soon… There are only a
few questions about the final outcome for Daring Diana, Mysterious Min Hee and Overrelying
Odessa: Who will get the long end of the stick? And who will get the short end?
Who will live beyond this day? How will that Full Moon influence it all? Will
it reveal somebodies true intentions? Will it cause disaster for our Jetsetters?
Will it bring back some help? Or is it just an atmospherical finale setting? And
above all:
WHO IS THE MURDERER?